E-Mail from college son.

[Ravens 03 0]

So tonight one or more people on the floor above me decided to sanitize a kitchen table by pouring alcohol on it and lighting it on fire. It turned out to be as bad an idea as it sounds, and it set off the sprinkler system and the fire alarm. There's water damage to much of that side of the building, including my room, .....

[Cuse9 128]

Finish the story....is the table sanitized or what?

[Ravens 03 0]

Finish the story....is the table sanitized or what?

 

The table is toast I would imagine.

[Cuse9 128]

The table is toast I would imagine.

 

I would imagine the college kids who came up with this "sanitizing idea" may have been a little toasted when they tried this method in the first place!

[edjr 5,605]

That's how we got rid of crabs back in the day

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

That's how we got rid of crabs back in the day

True. Whatever ones escaped the flames were stabbed with a fork.

[patweisers44 706]

When do college kids worry about sanitizing a table? Sounds like a Flaming Moe gone bad.

[swandown 0]

Sanitize a kitchen table? By lighting it on fire?

 

That's a good one.

[frank 2,154]

When do college kids worry about sanitizing a table? Sounds like a Flaming Moe gone bad.

 

 

Best I can remember.......

 

 

When the weight of the world has got you down

and you want to end your life

bills to pay, dead-end job, and problems with the wife

don't throw in the towel, cause there's a place right down the block

where you can drink your misery away

 

at Flaming Moe's

let's all go to Flaming Moe's

where liquor in a mug

can warm you like a drug (hug?)

and happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

[[zombie] 0]

i thought your kid was smart....sounds like a bunch of lies he's formulating to cover up the meth lab in his dorm room?

 

[jerryskids 5,261]

Seems like a waste of alcohol.

[Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0]

My guess is your son was burning a spliff, set off the fire alarm and sprinklers himself, and is now offering this lame azz story in order to get you to replace his stuff without being pisssed.

 

[TheNewGirl 1,044]

And these are kids going to MIT?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I guess the coconut doesn't fall far from the tree.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Best I can remember.......

When the weight of the world has got you down

and you want to end your life

bills to pay, dead-end job, and problems with the wife

don't throw in the towel, cause there's a place right down the block

where you can drink your misery away

 

at Flaming Moe's

let's all go to Flaming Moe's

where liquor in a mug

can warm you like a drug (hug?)

and happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

Nice

 

from SNPP

When the weight of the world has got you down

And you want to end your life,

Bills to pay, a dead-end job,

And problems with the wife.

But don't throw in the tow'l,

'Cuz there's a place right down the block...

Where you can drink your misery away...

At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)

When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)

Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)

And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

[Dick Hertz 1]

I guess the coconut doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

 

Looks like it fell off the tree and bonked his kid in the haid.

[De Novo 0]

And these are kids going to MIT?

It is a tip that they were not trying to sanitize the table. Those MIT kids are crazy.

[Ravens 03 0]

I guess the coconut doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[Riddlen 1]

It is a tip that they were not trying to sanitize the table. Those MIT kids are crazy.

everbody kid went to MIT ot harvard, its cahrazy