I slept in a (king-sized) bed last night

[kozmiq 70]

And they let me sleep in the middle.

 

No, they were not partners nor did any lovemaking take place. Unless of course you count my wet dream.

 

 

[davebg 0]

And they let me sleep in the middle.

 

No, they were not partners nor did any lovemaking take place. Unless of course you count my wet dream.

:Comic book guy: Worst threesome story EVAH! :Comic book guy:

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

:Comic book guy: Worst threesome story EVAH! :Comic book guy:

[kozmiq 70]

You guys need to get away from your PC and TV. Seriously. Seriously.

[DanXIII 8]

Ah so you're Screech?

[frank 2,152]

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

And they let me sleep in the middle.

 

No, they were not partners nor did any lovemaking take place. Unless of course you count my wet dream.

 

So you woke up in a puddle of your own man-goo, between two dykes?

 

Yeah, that's hot.

[Sho Nuff 719]

Those were not lesbians...they were trannys....HTH queer.

[kozmiq 70]

So you woke up in a puddle of your own man-goo, between two dykes?

 

Yeah, that's hot.

 

 

You're telling me!

 

Those were not lesbians...they were trannys....HTH queer.

 

 

YOU got problems my man. You got problems!

[supermike80 1,289]

BFD

[cinciman7 2]

So you woke up in a puddle of your own man-goo, between two dykes?

 

Yeah, that's hot.

[Giants Fan 85]

Well LAH-DEE focking DAH! And you didn't even get a a reach around?

 

Listen up ladies, I sleep on a noisy, used matress. A single I bought on Craigslist for $30. It does the job even though my feet hang over the end.

 

And the ride is top notch. I fock it every night.