lickin_starfish 2,027 Posted November 20, 2006 At about 12:00 AM, I heard my 5 year old daughter cough and "burp" really loud. My wife and I went upstairs, and she had puked in her bed. She also went into her 3 year old brother's bed and puked in that. My wife rushed our daughter into the bathroom, and she puked next to the toilet instead of in it. About an hour later, our 6 year old son got out of bed and puked in a large bowl. It sucks that he got sick too, but at least he didn't make a mess. We cleaned everybody up and tucked everyone back in for the night. Some more time passes, and as I go into the kitchen for a cookie, I smell poop. I go upstairs, and my 6 year old son is covered from the back of his neck down to his heels in shat. His bed is also full of it. I took all of his sheets to the basement and washed them, and put him in the shower to clean up. I then tucked him in a blanket on the couch - because his bed didn't have sheets, and he shat on that too! Un-effing believable! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted November 20, 2006 At about 12:00 AM, I heard my 5 year old daughter cough and "burp" really loud. My wife and I went upstairs, and she had puked in her bed. She also went into her 3 year old brother's bed and puked in that. My wife rushed our daughter into the bathroom, and she puked next to the toilet instead of in it. About an hour later, our 6 year old son got out of bed and puked in a large bowl. It sucks that he got sick too, but at least he didn't make a mess. We cleaned everybody up and tucked everyone back in for the night. Some more time passes, and as I go into the kitchen for a cookie, I smell poop. I go upstairs, and my 6 year old son is covered from the back of his neck down to his heels in shat. His bed is also full of it. I took all of his sheets to the basement and washed them, and put him in the shower to clean up. I then tucked him in a blanket on the couch - because his bed didn't have sheets, and he shat on that too! Un-effing believable! He's 6 and he's crapping everywhere...that must be one sick kid...sucks for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Sounds like a horrible night. There isnt anything much worse than taking care of sick children. Hope they feel better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted November 20, 2006 I feel your pain but I have to because that is one of the funniest stories evah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted November 20, 2006 flu or did they eat tanted spiniach? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 2,027 Posted November 20, 2006 It's the flu, not spinach. Thanks for the well-wishes, texasmouth. The upside to this is that the kids stayed home from school, and I got some quality time with them. I just whooped up on my 6 year old in a game of Battleship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted November 20, 2006 tanted spiniach? blame the messicans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinfish_mauler 0 Posted November 20, 2006 It's the flu, not spinach. Thanks for the well-wishes, texasmouth. The upside to this is that the kids stayed home from school, and I got some quality time with them. I just whooped up on my 6 year old in a game of Battleship. Be careful - it could be the rotovirus. Daughter caught it at 9 months and ended up in the emergency with an IV due to dehydration. Make sure they get plenty of fluids. I don't know a feeling worse than being told by the nurse call service to hang up and call 911 for my child. Hope they get better soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted November 20, 2006 This stuff wouldn't happen if you'd just quit licking starfish, then kissing the kids goodnight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 196 Posted November 20, 2006 Wow, they must have really been sick for all that sh1t to happen (no pun intended). Seriously, I hope they are feeling better. Also, tell your son that he doesn't have to let you win at Battleship anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted November 20, 2006 It's the flu, not spinach. Thanks for the well-wishes, texasmouth. The upside to this is that the kids stayed home from school, and I got some quality time with them. I just whooped up on my 6 year old in a game of Battleship. You sunk my battlesh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted November 20, 2006 You sunk my battlesh!t. beat me to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted November 20, 2006 At about 12:00 AM, I heard my 5 year old daughter cough and "burp" really loud. My wife and I went upstairs, and she had puked in her bed. She also went into her 3 year old brother's bed and puked in that. My wife rushed our daughter into the bathroom, and she puked next to the toilet instead of in it. About an hour later, our 6 year old son got out of bed and puked in a large bowl. It sucks that he got sick too, but at least he didn't make a mess. We cleaned everybody up and tucked everyone back in for the night. Some more time passes, and as I go into the kitchen for a cookie, I smell poop. I go upstairs, and my 6 year old son is covered from the back of his neck down to his heels in shat. His bed is also full of it. I took all of his sheets to the basement and washed them, and put him in the shower to clean up. I then tucked him in a blanket on the couch - because his bed didn't have sheets, and he shat on that too! Un-effing believable! Take the kids out of the story, and it sounds like date night at joneo's house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted November 20, 2006 They should post this story on the back of every box of condoms in the world. I love that your daughter felt the need to level the playing field and puke in her little bros bed too. he shouldn't have to be left out of the night of the flying body fluids. - Hope yer kids start feeling better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 1,154 Posted November 20, 2006 that's sh!tty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted November 20, 2006 I think I chose the wrong thread to open just after taking a big bite of my sandwich! Hope your kids get better soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
