Ask Hoyt

[hoytdwow 202]

Lay it on me, geeks. How can Hoyt help?

[DaWeffa 0]

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

[NewbieJr 541]

Who let the dogs out?

[hoytdwow 202]

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

 

 

[johncleese] In order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second [/johncleese]

[surferskin 30]

when did you first realize, that you sucked at life?

[hoytdwow 202]

Who let the dogs out?

The Baha Men

 

when did you first realize, that you sucked at life?

Hmmm.

 

I guess it all started the 100th time I read an unoriginal, poorly punctuated FFT post like yours.

 

[DaWeffa 0]

Were you really born ghey or did you have to figure that out?

[edjr 6,580]

Lay it on me, geeks. How can Hoyt help?

 

Why didn't you just log in with your regular name? edjr

[Electric Mayhem 35]

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

 

African or European?

[hoytdwow 202]

Were you really born ghey or did you have to figure that out?

If I were gay, my biggest dilemma in life wouldn't be whether your mom would spit or swallow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

try coming up with some good questions, people

 

Why didn't you just log in with your regular name? edjr

Because it's different from my user name

[Know Doubt 0]

Is Julio Lugo a Top 10 SS now that he's batting 2nd for the Red Sox?

 

 

 

[DaWeffa 0]

If I were gay, my biggest dilemma in life wouldn't be whether your mom would spit or swallow

try coming up with some good questions, people

Because it's different from my user name

 

Clearly she spits!

[hoytdwow 202]

Is Julio Lugo a Top 10 SS now that he's batting 2nd for the Red Sox?

I hope so, but I doubt it!

 

[resser2 0]

How much longer (days/hours/minutes)

 

Until the greatest 24hours in televisions starts? a.k.a the Christmas Story Marathon!

 

 

[hoytdwow 202]

How much longer (days/hours/minutes)

 

Until the greatest 24hours in televisions starts? a.k.a the Christmas Story Marathon!

17 days/7 hours/ 0 minutes

 

on TBS

[DaWeffa 0]

Is Big Ben's career over?

[hoytdwow 202]

Is Big Ben's career over?

No. But he is over-rated.

[DaWeffa 0]

How do you pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them?

[cgod 0]

How'd you get your username?

[NewbieJr 541]

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

[KSB2424 3,148]

What is Doc Rivers real first name and if it is not Doc, what is it?

[Jeremy 0]

Do vaccinations cause autism?

[NewbieJr 541]

What is Doc Rivers real first name and if it is not Doc, what is it?

I think its Joan.

[hoytdwow 202]

How do you pinpoint potential troublemakers, and neutralize them?

Through counter-intelligence

 

How'd you get your username?

 

My college roommate.

 

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

Because you have a defective imagination

 

What is Doc Rivers real first name and if it is not Doc, what is it?

Glenn

 

Do vaccinations cause autism?

No

[resser2 0]

Will the AmbassadorOfKwan get anal tonight?

 

If so.... what is the stratagy?

 

If not ..... .what is the possy excuse for not?

 

Linky

[hoytdwow 202]

Will the AmbassadorOfKwan get anal tonight?

 

If so.... what is the stratagy?

 

If not ..... .what is the possy excuse for not?

 

Linky

No. He just sits at home and jerks off to pron like the rest of us.

[Yer mom 2]

Where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa?

[hoytdwow 202]

Where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa?

buried under the Meadowlands?

 

[resser2 0]

what date/time will I finally hit 1000 posts....?

[tony hardware 0]

Generic Co. (“Generic”) developed a new process (“Generic’s process”) for making aspirin and started selling aspirin made by Generic’s process in the United States on Jun. 1, 1990. Generic’s process was novel and non-obvious. Aspirin made by Generic’s process was indistinguishable from conventional aspirin. Generic’s soaring stock price made competitors suspect that Generic was using a new process for making aspirin. Competitors purchased and analyzed Generic’s aspirin, but this analysis did not reveal anything

about Generic’s process. Scientists working for Pharma Co. (“Pharma”) independently developed a process (“Pharma’s process”) for making aspirin on Jul. 1, 1995. Pharma’s process and Generic’s process are identical. Pharma filed a patent application directed to Pharma’s process in the US Patent Office on May 1, 1996. After intuiting that its process had remained secret for about as long as it was likely to, Generic published a paper in Afghanistan on Jun. 1, 1995, describing Generic’s process. Generic intentionally selected Afghanistan for the publication because wars have made that country generally inaccessible to pharmaceutical researchers. Generic then filed a patent application directed to Generic’s process in the US

Patent Office on Dec. 1, 1995.

 

For this problem, consider 102(a) and 102(.

 

2(a): Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(] to Generic’s patent application? Will those

activities or publications prevent Generic from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

 

2(: Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(] to Pharma’s patent application? Will those activities or publications prevent Pharma from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

[TAS 2]

Generic Co. (“Generic”) developed a new process (“Generic’s process”) for making aspirin and started selling aspirin made by Generic’s process in the United States on Jun. 1, 1990. Generic’s process was novel and non-obvious. Aspirin made by Generic’s process was indistinguishable from conventional aspirin. Generic’s soaring stock price made competitors suspect that Generic was using a new process for making aspirin. Competitors purchased and analyzed Generic’s aspirin, but this analysis did not reveal anything

about Generic’s process. Scientists working for Pharma Co. (“Pharma”) independently developed a process (“Pharma’s process”) for making aspirin on Jul. 1, 1995. Pharma’s process and Generic’s process are identical. Pharma filed a patent application directed to Pharma’s process in the US Patent Office on May 1, 1996. After intuiting that its process had remained secret for about as long as it was likely to, Generic published a paper in Afghanistan on Jun. 1, 1995, describing Generic’s process. Generic intentionally selected Afghanistan for the publication because wars have made that country generally inaccessible to pharmaceutical researchers. Generic then filed a patent application directed to Generic’s process in the US

Patent Office on Dec. 1, 1995.

 

For this problem, consider 102(a) and 102(.

 

2(a): Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(] to Generic’s patent application? Will those

activities or publications prevent Generic from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

 

2(: Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(] to Pharma’s patent application? Will those activities or publications prevent Pharma from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

[akaoni 0]

This a question from the bar?

[tony hardware 0]

This a question from the bar?

 

A question from a Patent Law exam on my alma mater's website. Let's see him answer this.

[hoytdwow 202]

what date/time will I finally hit 1000 posts....?

Tuesday

 

 

 

2(a): Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(] to Generic’s patent application? Will those

activities or publications prevent Generic from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

 

 

Pursuant to the cognizant endemnifiers of priority, patent would be granted under ipso facto statutes of the underlying domains of ownership only when the possession seeker claims utility of the Section 14a parameters.

 

 

2 Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(cool.gif] to Pharma’s patent application? Will those activities or publications prevent Pharma from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

 

Pursuant to the cognizant endemnifiers of priority, patent would be granted under ipso facto statutes of the underlying domains of ownership only when the possession seeker claims utility of the Section 14a parameters.

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Generic Co. (“Generic”) developed a new process (“Generic’s process”) for making aspirin and started selling aspirin made by Generic’s process in the United States on Jun. 1, 1990. Generic’s process was novel and non-obvious. Aspirin made by Generic’s process was indistinguishable from conventional aspirin. Generic’s soaring stock price made competitors suspect that Generic was using a new process for making aspirin. Competitors purchased and analyzed Generic’s aspirin, but this analysis did not reveal anything

about Generic’s process. Scientists working for Pharma Co. (“Pharma”) independently developed a process (“Pharma’s process”) for making aspirin on Jul. 1, 1995. Pharma’s process and Generic’s process are identical. Pharma filed a patent application directed to Pharma’s process in the US Patent Office on May 1, 1996. After intuiting that its process had remained secret for about as long as it was likely to, Generic published a paper in Afghanistan on Jun. 1, 1995, describing Generic’s process. Generic intentionally selected Afghanistan for the publication because wars have made that country generally inaccessible to pharmaceutical researchers. Generic then filed a patent application directed to Generic’s process in the US

Patent Office on Dec. 1, 1995.

 

For this problem, consider 102(a) and 102(.

 

2(a): Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(] to Generic’s patent application? Will those

activities or publications prevent Generic from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

 

2(: Explain whether the activities and publications described in the problem do or do

not constitute prior art [under 102(a) and 102(] to Pharma’s patent application? Will those activities or publications prevent Pharma from receiving a patent? Explain why or why not.

 

 

Do your own dangblammit homework.

[phillybear 366]

Let's say that I kill a dozen hookers, cut their heads off with a cleaver, and then have sex with their headless corpses. Afterwards, bury them out in the woods. Naturally, I will come back the next day, have sex with them again.

 

My question is: What kind of shovel do you recommend?

[hoytdwow 202]

Let's say that I kill a dozen hookers, cut their heads off with a cleaver, and then have sex with their headless corpses. Afterwards, bury them out in the woods. Naturally, I will come back the next day, have sex with them again.

 

My question is: What kind of shovel do you recommend?

 

This

[tony hardware 0]

Let's say that I kill a dozen hookers, cut their heads off with a cleaver, and then have sex with their headless corpses. Afterwards, bury them out in the woods. Naturally, I will come back the next day, have sex with them again.

 

My question is: What kind of shovel do you recommend?

 

PB

 

HTH

 

I have a question for ye . . . what's it taste like to suck on a used tampon?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

 

My college roommate.

 

 

Was it your oral or anal skills that caused him to give you this moniker?

[hoytdwow 202]

PB

 

HTH

 

I have a question for ye . . . what's it taste like to suck on a used tampon?

Since you have apparently decided to take it upon yourself to answer people's questions in this thread, you tell me.