Cdub100 3,383 Posted January 2, 2007 Wow good question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 2, 2007 You had me at Alba She coudl be getting it on with tubgirl and I'd still watch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smeagol 0 Posted January 2, 2007 You had me at Alba She coudl be getting it on with tubgirl and I'd still watch Rosie was inhaling twinkies at 25 MPH when Tubgirl was Slimgirl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 2, 2007 I would just FF to the parts where Jessica was being pleasured. I would hope to god that she is on top for the 69....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted January 2, 2007 I guess that Gay Pirate Sex is a fascination of mine only Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted January 2, 2007 i've seen this poll somewhere before.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted January 2, 2007 This is one of those tricky questions. Your mind would probably go into immediate shock. Like jumping out of 125 degree pool and into a 3 degree pool of water. Your body can't possibly handle those two extremes. I would think the same logic would apply to this questions. You mind for that split second you only saw Alba would be in extreme joy, but the second you saw O'Donnell, the extreme change might send you into a coma. At the very least, seizures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,979 Posted January 2, 2007 There's no focking way this could ever happen. You should be banned from ever whacking it to Jessica Alba again just for suggesting it!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted January 2, 2007 As nasty as Rosie is, what is the big deal. Is it really that different than watching a dude and Alba? ETA: If Rosie would ever grow out her mustache and put on a strap-on, you would think it was Ron Jeremy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 2, 2007 There's no focking way this could ever happen. You should be banned from ever whacking it to Jessica Alba again just for suggesting it!!! Exactly! Rosie would never bang that little wh0re, Rosies way out of her league. When im throttling it to Rosie, I sure as hell dont want to see some little skank like Alba in there, instant loss of erection Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 2, 2007 Alba playing football in the ocean in her bikini - SFW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted January 2, 2007 As nasty as Rosie is, what is the big deal. Is it really that different than watching a dude and Alba? ETA: If Rosie would ever grow out her mustache and put on a strap-on, you would think it was Ron Jeremy. The Ron Jeremy quote is focking hilarious! But I tend to disagree with the 1st part of your statement. Only because knowing that some dude is there is one thing, you can focus elsewhere. But a man's brain will always send the eyes to a view of the tang. And when that tang and moobs are hanging off of Rosie, it could do some serious damage to the frontal lobes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted January 2, 2007 Alba playing football in the ocean in her bikini - SFW Alba ass shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted January 3, 2007 ETA: If Rosie would ever grow out her mustache and put on a strap-on, you would think it was Ron Jeremy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted January 3, 2007 The mental picture of Rosie alone has now given me a permanent semi-soft on. I just took 11 viagra and yet I remain as flacid as Michael Jackson reading Penthouse. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Oh, and while Alba is cute, I think she is one of the more overrated hotties out there. In this pic Alba playing football in the ocean in her bikini - SFW she has no hips whatsoever - kinda boyish. Hardly "hot". And her face ain't all that hot in this pic, neither. No, my kinda gal is Keeley Hazel. Call me funny, but I like a gal with some curves to her. Keeley makes Jessica look like a little boy. My theory about Alba is that she's young looking - like Jenna Haze...not that smokin hot, but the fact that she looks barely legal at age 25 or so is attractive in a taboo kind of way. here's a SFW Keeley for those girly men out there who can't handle nudity. http://www.sliceoftheday.com/keeley_hazell...el-0805-005.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 3, 2007 The mental picture of Rosie alone has now given me a permanent semi-soft on. I just took 11 viagra and yet I remain as flacid as Michael Jackson reading Penthouse. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Oh, and while Alba is cute, I think she is one of the more overrated hotties out there. In this pic Alba playing football in the ocean in her bikini - SFW she has no hips whatsoever - kinda boyish. Hardly "hot". And her face ain't all that hot in this pic, neither. No, my kinda gal is Keeley Hazel. Call me funny, but I like a gal with some curves to her. Keeley makes Jessica look like a little boy. My theory about Alba is that she's young looking - like Jenna Haze...not that smokin hot, but the fact that she looks barely legal at age 25 or so is attractive in a taboo kind of way. here's a SFW Keeley for those girly men out there who can't handle nudity. http://www.sliceoftheday.com/keeley_hazell...el-0805-005.jpg I get the feeling that you like the chicks with the DD's that are natural DD's... which means that they sag down to their knees.... While this chick is attractive, she isn't even in the same league as Alba! You know what they say... a woman with a hard body is a good find! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted January 3, 2007 The mental picture of Rosie alone has now given me a permanent semi-soft on. I just took 11 viagra and yet I remain as flacid as Michael Jackson reading Penthouse. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Oh, and while Alba is cute, I think she is one of the more overrated hotties out there. In this pic Alba playing football in the ocean in her bikini - SFW she has no hips whatsoever - kinda boyish. Hardly "hot". And her face ain't all that hot in this pic, neither. No, my kinda gal is Keeley Hazel. Call me funny, but I like a gal with some curves to her. Keeley makes Jessica look like a little boy. My theory about Alba is that she's young looking - like Jenna Haze...not that smokin hot, but the fact that she looks barely legal at age 25 or so is attractive in a taboo kind of way. here's a SFW Keeley for those girly men out there who can't handle nudity. http://www.sliceoftheday.com/keeley_hazell...el-0805-005.jpg Keeley has a beautiful face, but the titties just don't do it for me Alba, on the otherhand, (at least the pic you posted) has some purdy nips, and you can almost see the camel the one facing us in the pic is Alba, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 3, 2007 the one facing us in the pic is Alba, right? yes, that one is Alba.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted January 3, 2007 I get the feeling that you like the chicks with the DD's that are natural DD's... which means that they sag down to their knees.... While this chick is attractive, she isn't even in the same league as Alba! You know what they say... a woman with a hard body is a good find! I like 'em all so long as they're natural. Keeley's are supernatural. lol As for Alba, like I said - she got no hips. I'm all cool with a hard body, small perky tittays - but for the love of God, gimme some hips/back to go with it. http://www.babeskickass.com/content/Verunka/ This chick is hotter than Alba, IMO. yummy. another NSFW chick that puts Alba to shame. Honestly, I don't understand the fascination with Jessica Alba. Jessica Biel is WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY hotter than Alba on Alba's best day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 3, 2007 I can understand your desire for the "natural" chick... but that veronica chick is not hotter than Alba. She's got a kickin body, but something in the face , or maybe it's the haircut that I dont like, but whatever it is, she's not as hot as Alba. At least you dont like the CBF's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Alba playing football in the ocean in her bikini - SFW IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSE....Alba is peeing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted January 3, 2007 Yes I would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted January 3, 2007 Keeley has a beautiful face, but the titties just don't do it for me phaggot SUX like little boys boobs I'd lose my self in that rack. In fact if I HAD that rack I'd never NEVAH leave home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites