football_scooter 0 Posted January 3, 2007 So you've been sentenced to death....what's your last meal? I'm a traditionalist. Were I in the position, I'd want a bacon-wrapped fillet mignon, with bleu cheese crumble on top - served with a nice spinach salad, a baked potato with all the fixins, asparagus, & a nice cabernet. Cheesecake for desert. Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted January 3, 2007 A glass of poison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Pizza, Coke, Starbucks, and Ice Cream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted January 3, 2007 I said something dirty, but deleted it. So I'll take chicken fingers and a klondike bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 3, 2007 I said something dirty, but deleted it. So I'll take chicken fingers and a klondike bar. Such as Jessica Alba's pvssy? Cause that might be my suggestion Or for you, proably one of the big t1ttied natural women Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted January 3, 2007 Liver and Onions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted January 3, 2007 it's still prison food Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted January 3, 2007 A case of beer, 1 bag of salt & vinegar potato chips, 2 dozen hot wings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Such as Jessica Alba's pvssy? Cause that might be my suggestion Or for you, proably one of the big t1ttied natural women Meh . . . I think I'll still have the chicken fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted January 3, 2007 Like Scooter, I think I'd probably go meat an potatoes too; maybe a big prime rib, baked potato, and salad. Then again I might just go Pizza or Mexican. Some history on the last meal. Velma Barfield: A bag of Cheez Doodles and a can of Coca-Cola. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Like Scooter, I think I'd probably go meat an potatoes too; maybe a big prime rib, baked potato, and salad. Then again I might just go Pizza or Mexican. Some history on the last meal. I just read that - it inspired the topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted January 3, 2007 Jennifer Hewitt/Jessica Alba/Alyssa Milano sammich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Could you prolong your life by getting something that took a while to eat, e.g. a bag of Jolly Ranchers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Everlasting Gobstopper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ignition Technition 0 Posted January 3, 2007 The Antidote. Willie: What's that? Lao Che: Antidote. Indy: To what? Lao Che: The poison you just drink, Dr. Jones! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 3, 2007 Along with the standard meat and potatoes gorge-fest, I'd get that fish that, if you eat the wrong part, you die instantly. Then, I'd fock with the guards mercilessly. Take a bite of fish. Wait. Grab throat and keel over. Wait. Wait. Pop back up. LOL. Repeat process. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted January 3, 2007 Could you prolong your life by getting something that took a while to eat, e.g. a bag of Jolly Ranchers? We should ask this guy. 253 Offender Information Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,147 Posted January 3, 2007 The world's rarest truffle Then when they were looking for it I would escape Of course, then I'd miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle Lethal injection, feels like pasta The chair, Tai, maybe Mexican Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wildman 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Ah yah baby...a topic I can get into: I'd start with a nice juicy #10 mango--if you don't know what a #10 is you haven't had a mangoes in the caribbean. Why mangoes? Because if I were on death row that would be about as close as I'd get to eating what you guys are having wet dreams over. A few pieces of tamarind and some roasted breadfruit...nah...fried breadfruit in coconut oil! A warm bagel with chopped liver and onions. After that? A plate of sashimi and nigiri--tuna, yellow tail, shrimp tempura rolls sprinkled with salmon roe, octopus, eel. Then a caribbean spiny lobster tail drenched in butter. I ate them occassionally while living in Jamaica. Literally 8 inches by 3 in dimension. It makes the stuff you get in the states look like crawfish tails. Then some crawfish ettoufee with a little hot sauce.... Yes, more...this is my last meal, dagnabbit...and I'm going to be the Babe Ruth of deathrow inmates... Some slow-bbq beef short ribs drenched in a sweet-tangy sauce with garlic bread to sop up the remains of the sauce. Again, you can't sop the biscuit in prison unless HIS name is Mary and I don't bat that direction. Nothing wrong with it, but not my personal stance. Some jerk chicken with sauce from three dives in Negril (I'll get a bucket from a friend if they let it through) and festivale. Then some curried goat with rice and peas cooked in coconut milk. A banana split with no nuts, but lots of whipped cream and hot fudge. I figure if they're going to kill me, they're going to have to clean me up too and that's my way of flipping them off! By the time I finish this stuff, I won't feel a thing. I'll be too sleepy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted January 3, 2007 The Antidote. Willie: What's that? Lao Che: Antidote. Indy: To what? Lao Che: The poison you just drink, Dr. Jones! You call him Dr. Jones doll!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradoxical 1 Posted January 3, 2007 rack of baby back ribs, seasoned curly fries, a Coke, a Beer and a hot fudge sundae. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Davaco Posted January 3, 2007 cold stone creamery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,147 Posted January 3, 2007 My lawyer's head, deep fried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 3, 2007 Bread and Water. I wasnt a traditional born infant, I was delivered as a gift wrapped beautifully by angels with a label reading "From God" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted January 4, 2007 Dodo bird with french fries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parshall2marshall 0 Posted January 4, 2007 Pizza. Then I would sit there and stare at it, thinking about how it would still be inside of me when I croaked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted January 4, 2007 16 oz Rib eye Homeade Mashed potatoes with brown gravy Homeade roll Pecan Pie Mason jar of sweet tea Jennifer Hewitt/Jessica Alba/Alyssa Milano sammich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted January 4, 2007 A glass of poison. Nothing. Why kill a lobster, just so I can have some final tastebud rapture? Prolly starve myself, well in advance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted January 4, 2007 asparagus When I die and pee myself - I want them to have to smell it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
