Got professionally fitted for a bra today...

[GettnHuge 1]

How about panty size?

 

40

[yostevo 0]

When you get older, those things are going to look like you threw up into a tube sock.

 

Good luck with that.

[cinciman7 2]

Are you sure she didn't stutter?

When you left did she say "Have a nice d d d d day"

[TheNewGirl 1,044]

When you get older, those things are going to look like you threw up into a tube sock.

 

Good luck with that.

 

 

Hence the reason that we are looking into surgery after I am done breastfeeding.

[cgod 0]

Sounds like those things could use a good motorboating every now and then to keep them taut and firm. You know like those old rubber band shakers that our mothers used to use in the 70s.

[edjr 5,602]

[phillybear 365]

I suspect it's not so much a bra, as much as a catapault made of fabric.

[jerryskids 5,251]

I understand your skepticism. TNG, send me a pic of you holding the bra, and another focused on the tag, and I will confirm.

[cgod 0]

If I was that kid I would breast-feed until I was at least 16.

[resser2 0]

Perfect.

 

Now all you have to do is get fitted for an apron and rolling pin.

 

awesome!

 

I understand your skepticism. TNG, send me a pic of you holding the bra, and another focused on the tag, and I will confirm.

 

 

JK = Teamplayer

[jerryskids 5,251]

 

JK = Teamplayer

There is no "i" in "jugs".

[TheNewGirl 1,044]

I understand your skepticism. TNG, send me a pic of you holding the bra, and another focused on the tag, and I will confirm.

 

I will send you VIDEO if I can figure out how to send a video to someone.

 

Give me some time.

[jerryskids 5,251]

I will send you VIDEO if I can figure out how to send a video to someone.

 

Give me some time.

Sometimes I love my job.

[football_scooter 0]

I think the important question we're all missing here is what edjr's bra size is.

 

I think I know my next topic...

[Frank M 181]

TNG,

 

On a related but tangential note, do you and the hubby partake in the boobie sex? It seems you'd be a prime candidate for that.

 

Why hasn't this been answered with an accompanying video?

 

[TheNewGirl 1,044]

Why hasn't this been answered with an accompanying video?

 

 

 

No video, but yes, I have had boobie sex.

[wiffleball 4,657]

When you get older, those things are going to look like you threw up into a tube sock.

 

Good luck with that.

 

 

LOL! I am SO going to steal that line!

[Ms. Shared-Syringes 0]

 

 

Wiffle, as you'll note, 32 inches is pretty small - aka not much back fat. Thanks. The CUP SIZE is the portion that you guys should be worried about.

 

 

Doesn't necessarily have anything to do with "back fat." Try carrying a 9-pound breech baby on a 5'2" frame and see what happens to your rib cage!

[wiffleball 4,657]

Doesn't necessarily have anything to do with "back fat." Try carrying a 9-pound breech baby on a 5'2" frame and see what happens to your rib cage!

 

 

I'll bite - what?

[Ms. Shared-Syringes 0]

I'll bite - what?

 

Uh, it expands.

 

So the days of a 32 band size are over.

[wiffleball 4,657]

Uh, it expands.

 

So the days of a 32 band size are over.

 

 

I didn't know you had ribs in your butt!

[Ms. Shared-Syringes 0]

I didn't know you had ribs in your butt!

 

What does your butt have anything to do with this???

 

If you'd ever been pregnant, you'd know exactly what I mean.

[wiffleball 4,657]

Man, we really need that 'over your head' smilie from Geebusguys.com....

 

 

 

 

 

If I'D ever been pregnant, I guarantee you the last thing I'd be worried about is my ribcage!!!

[Ms. Shared-Syringes 0]

[TheNewGirl 1,044]

Doesn't necessarily have anything to do with "back fat." Try carrying a 9-pound breech baby on a 5'2" frame and see what happens to your rib cage!

 

 

EXACTLY. My first was breech, 22 inches and nearly 9 pounds. His head was wedged under my ribcage (he had torticollis as a result).

[Ms. Shared-Syringes 0]

EXACTLY. My first was breech, 22 inches and nearly 9 pounds. His head was wedged under my ribcage (he had torticollis as a result).

 

I feel your pain.

 

Exactly.