Is it ever acceptable for a fella to use an umbrella?

[NewbieJr 541]

Discuss

[jerryskids 5,414]

As a weapon? Yes.

 

Last week I was late to the airport to San Jose; checked the weather and rain was in the forecast. Quickly looked in our small stash of umbrellas (we live in Phoenix after all so we don't have many) and found only a perty pink flower travel one. I stuffed it in my bag and headed off.

 

Fast forward to SJ. It's raining pretty hard. Hmm, I say to myself, I do have that umbrella in my bag if I really want it.

 

I just showed up wet for my meeting.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

Oh ya. As long as it's not a Hello Kitty umbrella or something.

[Snuff 10]

If ya don't wanna get focking soaked, then yeah, it's ok.

But if you're still immature enough to really care what other people think of you, then no, don't use one, and get soaked. That would be smart.

[MDC 5,974]

Never. What kind of focking PHAGGOT cares about getting soaking wet???

[jets24 6]

I like to stick umbrellas in my anus and then open them up. So, yes....it's acceptable.

[remote controller 136]

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[ArnieBragg 1]

Yes it is acceptable.

 

I used one just last Sunday for my run across the Costco parking lot when it was pouring like a mofo.

[TAS 2]

Yes it is acceptable.

 

I used one just last Sunday for my run across the Costco parking lot when it was pouring like a mofo.

Congrats on making it to your destination while running in your high heels and your umbrella!

[jerryskids 5,414]

Yes it is acceptable.

 

I used one just last Sunday for my run across the Costco parking lot when it was pouring like a mofo.

I applaud your work ethic. Those shopping carts don't collect themselves you know.

[IGotWorms 3,431]

Where I live, they kill a man for less.

[kpbuckeye 2]

What is unacceptable is the use of the word "fella".

[remote controller 136]

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The Penguin Damnit.............and that's FUNNY!!!!!

[brinett9 0]

it's all in the color.

 

black, dark blue, dark green, brown = okay.

 

powder blue, pink, red, yellow = gay.

[rallo 132]

of course... who cares...

 

the only umbrella i have is a giant golf umbrella...

 

it either pisses people off (because it's so huge and gets in the way), or works really well in the fact that i ask hot chicks without an umbrella if they want to share mine then tell them where i'm going.

[The Hood 9]

Oh ya. As long as it's not a Hello Kitty umbrella or something.

it's all in the color.

 

black, dark blue, dark green, brown = okay.

 

powder blue, pink, red, yellow = gay.

 

 

 

 

 

So am I cool or not. my umbrella

[rallo 132]

forgot to post my "can size" version of this thread

 

my umbrella... same colors and everything

[brinett9 0]

So am I cool or not. my umbrella

 

close call, but the decorative edge pushes it over the gay event horizon.

[rallo 132]

close call, but the decorative edge pushes it over the gay event horizon.

 

acreed... any umbrella with black and pink fringe screams h0mo

[The Hood 9]

 

close call, but the decorative edge pushes it over the gay event horizon.

 

acreed... any umbrella with black and pink fringe screams h0mo

 

 

 

uh......wrong link? yeah wrong....uh.....this is my bad ass umbrella of course. Yeah thats the ticket.

[brinett9 0]

uh......wrong link? yeah wrong....uh.....this is my bad ass umbrella of course. Yeah thats the ticket.

 

it's not Hello Kitty gay.

 

but it is leather bar gay.

[The Hood 9]

 

it's not Hello Kitty gay.

 

but it is leather bar gay.

 

 

 

Which one goes better with my outfit? Link

[brinett9 0]

Which one goes better with my outfit? Link

 

i'd go with a full-out pink Hello Kitty.

[The Hood 9]

 

i'd go with a full-out pink Hello Kitty.

 

 

 

Thanks for the tip

 

 

 

 Blind eye for the ghey guy