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Thats a stupid idea Gay Focker. What would the point be?

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Thats a stupid idea Gay Focker. What would the point be?

 

I am just doing a sampling and I would like this information. Please do it. I wish that it was mandatory for people to do this for their work emails.

 

Let's go!

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Hey focker, I'm not going to put it in my sig, but I make money and my wife makes about 2/3's that amount. We're not rich, but we're not poor either, we make enough to raise 2 kids, afford a half million dollar house, pay for my boat, have nice furniture in the house, a couple of HD tv's, support my chewing habit, and spend some time camping in a '07 Jayco 232 over the summer months. HTH. Oh, also, my wife has small breasts and I refuse to pay for implants.

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I am really poor. I don't make enough to even break even.

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Hey focker, I'm not going to put it in my sig, but I make money and my wife makes about 2/3's that amount. We're not rich, but we're not poor either, we make enough to raise 2 kids, afford a half million dollar house, pay for my boat, have nice furniture in the house, a couple of HD tv's, support my chewing habit, and spend some time camping in a '07 Jayco 232 over the summer months. HTH. Oh, also, my wife has small breasts and I refuse to pay for implants.

Worst decision you could make.

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Worst decision you could make.

 

WHy would I want to pay for that? They'd be for everyone but me. I married her the way she was. I don't give a fock if she's got huge t!tties. She already has the perfect arse I've always wanted. I'm satisfied with the package the way it is.

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Hey focker, I'm not going to put it in my sig, but I make money and my wife makes about 2/3's that amount. We're not rich, but we're not poor either, we make enough to raise 2 kids, afford a half million dollar house, pay for my boat, have nice furniture in the house, a couple of HD tv's, support my chewing habit, and spend some time camping in a '07 Jayco 232 over the summer months. HTH. Oh, also, my wife has small breasts and I refuse to pay for implants.

 

You sound pretty darn rich to me. I guess it's in the eye of the beholder.........

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You sound pretty darn rich to me. I guess it's in the eye of the beholder.........

 

 

Yes, I also tithe and made a $1000 contribution to pay off out parish debt.

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Yes, I also tithe and made a $1000 contribution to pay off out parish debt.

 

:dunno:

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;)

 

Honestly, that ain't far from the truth ... ... :dunno:

 

Honestly, that ain't far from the truth ... ... :mad:

on a side note, the Tooth Fairy just dropped my son a c-note. :mad:

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WHy would I want to pay for that? They'd be for everyone but me. I married her the way she was. I don't give a fock if she's got huge t!tties. She already has the perfect arse I've always wanted. I'm satisfied with the package the way it is.

Believe me I felt the same way!!!! Exactly the same in fact. Then I realized it can make her feel happier about herself. Totally worth it! I mean the arse even works better!

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Honestly, that ain't far from the truth ... ... :dunno:

on a side note, the Tooth Fairy just dropped my son a c-note. ;)

 

You son is spoiled :mad:

 

 

While you are in the area focking TNG, can you stop by my house and drop a couple of those to me?

Will you accept cats teeth? :mad:

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Believe me I felt the same way!!!! Exactly the same in fact. Then I realized it can make her feel happier about herself. Totally worth it! I mean the arse even works better!

Her arse works just fine the way it is. Sure, she gets a little constipated from time to time, but that's a common issue in women with children.

 

You son is spoiled :D

While you are in the area focking TNG, can you stop by my house and drop a couple of those to me?

Will you accept cats teeth? :cheers:

 

Hey sux, I was only joking when I said the TF brought my kid $100 bills. HTH.

 

Also. fock cats. Get a dog.

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Hey focker, I'm not going to put it in my sig, but I make money and my wife makes about 2/3's that amount. We're not rich, but we're not poor either, we make enough to raise 2 kids, afford a half million dollar house, pay for my boat, have nice furniture in the house, a couple of HD tv's, support my chewing habit, and spend some time camping in a '07 Jayco 232 over the summer months. HTH. Oh, also, my wife has small breasts and I refuse to pay for implants.

 

You chew?!

 

If we fock, I ain't kissin' ya.

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When Bill Clinton was President I was making $65k a year. Since then, I have achieved an MS degree in "digital imaging" and I now teach computer graphics.

 

If I'm lucky, I'll earn $30k this year, but my concern is not all about how much I make anymore.

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You chew?!

 

If we fock, I ain't kissin' ya.

 

I never said I wanted to kiss ya. :blink:

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let's see...

 

i did my taxes like a month ago... i think i made exactly $9,647. 87

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As the grande duchy of Burundi, I make the sum of 10 million of your American dollars. If you will allow me to deposit this money into your account, you will receive...

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