I was part of a drive by shooting last weekend.

[redtodd 7]

Driving with my brother in law back to his house. He goes, "Oh sh!t, there's that little bastard." I didn't know what he was talking about. He had me drive his POS pickup back up the driveway while he hung out the window with a rifle.

 

We drove by a gopher and he shot it while going 5 mph.

 

One shot, one kill.

[phillybear 365]

Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key ...

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!

Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!

[The Hood 9]

Driving with my brother in law back to his house. He goes, "Oh sh!t, there's that little bastard." I didn't know what he was talking about. He had me drive his POS pickup back up the driveway while he hung out the window with a rifle.

 

We drove by a gopher and he shot it while going 5 mph.

 

One shot, one kill.

 

 

JAFR!!!!!!!

 

 redneck 

[hoytdwow 202]

I call them groundhogs

 

[GobbleDog 822]

A. Have a really bad gopher problem.

 

B. Hungry as hell. Gopher soup is delicious.

 

C. Nothing better to do than kill gophers, watch NASCAR, and screw relatives.

 

 

So which is it?

[Riddlen 1]

RTIAFP

[Jessy 0]

I call them groundhogs

 

 

Gophers and groundhogs are totally different animals.

 

My dad has a gun in the tractor with him pretty much all the time in the fall when they're harvesting, because driving the combine through the fields usually flushes the pheasants out.

[GobbleDog 822]

Gophers and groundhogs are totally different animals.

 

My dad has a gun in the tractor with him pretty much all the time in the fall when they're harvesting, because driving the combine through the fields usually flushes the pheasants out.

Gophers, groundhogs and pheasants are totally different animals.

 

My dad has a gun in the tractor with him pretty much all the time in the fall when they're harvesting, because driving the combine through the fields usually flushes the varmin out.

[Jessy 0]

Gophers, groundhogs and pheasants are totally different animals.

 

My dad has a gun in the tractor with him pretty much all the time in the fall when they're harvesting, because driving the combine through the fields usually flushes the varmin out.

 

Vermin or varmints?

[GobbleDog 822]

Vermin or varmints?

[parrot 789]

Vermin or varmints?

VERMINTS!

[Jessy 0]

VERMINTS!

 

THAT'S NOT A WORD!

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

redhair redneck redtodd

[kutulu 1,555]

Sex Farm?

[flap 1]

Sex Farm?

Truly a classic...

 

Working on a sex farm

Trying to raise some hard love

Getting out my pitch fork

Poking your hay

 

Scratching in your henhouse

Sniffing at your feedbag

Slipping out your back door

Leaving my spray

 

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down

Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down

Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

 

Working on a sex farm

Hosing down your barn door

Bothering you livestock

They know what I need

 

Working up a hot sweat

Crouching in your pea patch

Plowing through your beanfield

Planting my seed

 

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand

Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand

Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

[Guest Black Label Society]

I'm pretty sure it was a shotgun and not a rifle.

[redtodd 7]

Gophers and groundhogs are totally different animals.

 

 

I'm not sure which it was. But it was pretty small. It almost looked like a chipmunk.

 

I think he shot it with a 22. But I don't know guns.