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Some pics of my faggity new flowers

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umm....why did you buy so few plants?

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Nice! :wacko:

 

They don't look like they're dying.

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You said something about spending $200 on plants/flowers. Where are those?

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The ole focking oak barrels. My dad loved those things. He use to get them real cheap and take us in our Sunday's best after church, to pick them up at the local nursey. One time he was pushing one up the drive way and the thing came apart. He had us out there in our best monkey suits trying to put that thing back together by hand, screaming dirty language at his young church going children, because we couldn't get that God dam thing back together. Ah good times.

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Fix your house numbers, you focking slob.

:first:

 

No sh1t, huh.

 

 

 

You said something about spending $200 on plants/flowers. Where are those?

 

That was before your mom came over.

 

The fat b!tch thought that I bought them for her and ate them :mad:

 

Wine barrels look like great receptacles for butts and empty Coors Light cans. :lol:

Your mouf is probably a great receptical for my cack, but we won't go there today :lol:

 

The ole focking oak barrels. My dad loved those things. He use to get them real cheap and take us in our Sunday's best after church, to pick them up at the local nursey. One time he was pushing one up the drive way and the thing came apart. He had us out there in our best monkey suits trying to put that thing back together by hand, screaming dirty language at his young church going children, because we couldn't get that God dam thing back together. Ah good times.

:lol:

 

Yea...Personally, I think the things are ugly, but then again, I still think that I am a good "catch" for a woman :dunno:

 

Nice! :dunno:

 

They don't look like they're dying.

Thanx.

 

I didn't pick any of them out, or plant the little fockers.

All I did was pay for them and do all the bullshit manual labor to enable them to be planted

:dunno:

 

umm....why did you buy so few plants?

So few? :huh:

 

Thats alot of plants, I thought :(

 

Going back to Lowes and buying 2 avacado trees for the back yard next week.

 

Guacamole for free :banana:

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You should add some mulch to that bedding. It will help keep the bedding from drying out and killing your plants. And it will look nice too.

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Hydrangeas (flowering shrub) grow really well here, they take no effort beyond planting them and watering them during the hottest parts of summer, but if your bedding flowers wind up taking off, that would probably look too flowery.

Who knows :dunno:

 

Like I said, I don't know sh1t about proper care for them. I let my roomate do all of that stuff.

 

On another note, now that I have shown you my sensative side, are you gonna mount your bike and pay me a visit sometime soon? :dunno:

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That was before your mom came over.

 

The fat b!tch thought that I bought them for her and ate them :thumbsup:

 

 

 

HEY!!! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Their a good source of pollen

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well i live in georgia and most homes that i've seen that have flowers in front of them, they're really filled up, you can't see any dirt or spaces.

i'll give you an example: click

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Fix your house numbers, you focking slob.

i thought the same thing

 

 

anyone got his zip, i wanna google his place

 

Who knows :banana:

 

Like I said, I don't know sh1t about proper care for them. I let my roomate do all of that stuff.

 

On another note, now that I have shown you my sensative side, are you gonna mount your bike and pay me a visit sometime soon? :banana:

 

just water them with coors light and urine, watch them grow :banana:

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i thought the same thing

anyone got his zip, i wanna google his place

just water them with coors light and urine, watch them grow :wacko:

 

:doublethumbsup:

 

Anyways, the zip is 95662. (Orangevale)

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Going back to Lowes and buying 2 avacado trees for the back yard next week.

 

Guacamole for free :doublethumbsup:

 

Plant enough of them them and you can be a true SoCal liberal and claim you are a avacado "farm" and get tax credits for your double wide estate. Then you can condemn all those who really pay taxes and spew support for illegal immigration, free health care, etc. while cheating on your taxes. A man's gotta have a plan!

 

Whoever planted them, you have to soak the hole with water before inserting plants.  I am sure you understand the concept of a wet oriface prior to insertion?  And, I agree, mulch is required if you want your pansies to ever grow to your level of pansyness.

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Plant enough of them them and you can be a true SoCal liberal and claim you are a avacado "farm" and get tax credits for your double wide estate. Then you can condemn all those who really pay taxes and spew support for illegal immigration, free health care, etc. while cheating on your taxes. A man's gotta have a plan!

 

Whoever planted them, you have to soak the hole with water before inserting plants.  I am sure you understand the concept of a wet oriface prior to insertion?  And, I agree, mulch is required if you want your pansies to ever grow to your level of pansyness.

 

Don't you have a cack to suck or something? <_<

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Plant enough of them them and you can be a true SoCal liberal and claim you are a avacado "farm" and get tax credits for your double wide estate. Then you can condemn all those who really pay taxes and spew support for illegal immigration, free health care, etc. while cheating on your taxes. A man's gotta have a plan!

 

Whoever planted them, you have to soak the hole with water before inserting plants.  I am sure you understand the concept of a wet oriface prior to insertion?  And, I agree, mulch is required if you want your pansies to ever grow to your level of pansyness.

This all sounds great cept he lives in No Cal!@#@!

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Don't you have a cack to suck or something? <_<

 

You're the one who planted the pansies, phag! And, get over you obsessions about my orifaces.

 

Although I can hardly blame you, I am pretty fine!

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You're the one who planted the pansies, phag! And, get over you obsessions about my orifaces.

 

Although I can hardly blame you, I am pretty fine!

Wow..Ever since you learned how to use the "code" function on this bored, you are hopeless <_<

 

 

Anyways, I'll give you a call tomorrow and let you know what you are missing out on :huh:

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You keep a very neat home. :thumbsup:

 

I think those are whiskey barrels. They char them on the inside to give the whiskey a "smokey" flavor which is something I do not think they do with wine. :)

 

Sweet potato vines would look good in them. The vines are very popular these days and come with purple leaves as well as green. Sweet potato vines are what you see hanging from the wrought iron balconies in New Orleans. They grow fast and it is not expensive. They will stay low to the soil, so you might want something that grows taller to go with them.

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