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SUX, I need help!

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so I took my emissions test today (and failed miserably)

I need some sh1t done, but would like an honest mechanics opinion first.

also, a more pressing issue is that my truck must be in 4wheel drive. I don't have any manual or nothing, so I don't know what gears are for what. Is there anything you can do to guide me to which gear is just the 2wd one? 1983 Bronco, 302V8, auto tranny.

if it'd be easier to call, then pm me and I'll give you my #. or call saw and have her give you my #.

thanks :overhead:

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My goodness Pete. A 83' V8 that's in 4 wheel drive all the time and failed emmisions. I bet you spend a shitload on gas, not mention kill a tree everytime you fire that baby up.

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My goodness Pete. A 83' V8 that's in 4 wheel drive all the time and failed emmisions. I bet you spend a shitload on gas, not mention kill a tree everytime you fire that baby up.

pretty much, yeah. I only get 9mpg in that focker :mad:

and the sh1tty thing is that one of the gears that I put it in for the 4wheel drive part just grinds, so I know it's blown. I'm just hoping that it aint the 2wd portion of it :overhead: :wall:

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Unless you want your truck to blow soap bubbles out of the tailpipe and have pom poms for hubcaps, I would look for a different mechanic for advice. Just sayin' :overhead:

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Unless you want your truck to blow soap bubbles out of the tailpipe and have pom poms for hubcaps, I would look for a different mechanic for advice. Just sayin' :doublethumbsup:

 

Think about it. His sweet ride in CO got repo'ed and he's driving an 83 bronco. Do you really think he can afford a mechanic better than Sux? :overhead:

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Think about it. His sweet ride in CO got repo'ed and he's driving an 83 bronco. Do you really think he can afford a mechanic better than Sux? :dunno:

this is a very valid point :doublethumbsup: :overhead:

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Think about it. His sweet ride in CO got repo'ed and he's driving an 83 bronco. Do you really think he can afford a mechanic better than Sux? :cheers:

 

Not saying he's not a good mechanic, just that he's a total flamer. :music_guitarred:

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When I get back to work tomorrow, I'll look up an exploded view and let you know.

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When I get back to work tomorrow, I'll look up an exploded view and let you know.

 

I trust you're feeling better if you're going back to work?

 

If not, hope you feel better!!!

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When I get back to work tomorrow, I'll look up an exploded view and let you know.

thanks sux :cheers:

I have that alldata program :ninja:

but not the ford truck disk :mad:

got the disc for my brothers eclipse though :unsure:

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I trust you're feeling better if you're going back to work?

 

If not, hope you feel better!!!

Yep..Got my back cracked again today and it feels pretty damn good. Thanx :unsure:

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thanks sux :cheers:

I have that alldata program :ninja:

but not the ford truck disk :mad:

got the disc for my brothers eclipse though :unsure:

 

Yea...The discs are the sux. We went with the online version :first:

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just yank the drive shaft out and go front wheel drive

you might be a redneck if

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I imagine the disks for that truck must be on those old five inchers.

 

At least we know that sad isn't into you for your ride

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I imagine the disks for that truck must be on those old five inchers.

 

At least we know that sad isn't into you for your ride

Uhh...You might want to clarify his "ride". For all we know it is 13" flaccid :unsure:

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Yep..Got my back cracked again today and it feels pretty damn good. Thanx :headbanger:

 

Dude. Didn't know you were under the weather. Seems like you're not having the greatest year as far as being banged up. Glad you're feelin' better. :unsure:

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Just get sadwilson to by you a newer one!@#@! :headbanger:

no need, I think I got it figured out.

I think I'll take kutulu's advice and skip sux, cause I don't want flames shooting out of the ass of my truck :overhead:

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no need, I think I got it figured out.

I think I'll take kutulu's advice and skip sux, cause I don't want flames shooting out of the ass of my truck :lol:

Too late..I already solved the problem via phone. :mellow:

 

As it turns out, his thingamajiggy was interferring with his whatsamadoodle. I had him take a cross threaded, left handed monkey wrench and hit the muffler bearing just to the right of where the blinker fluid canister resides.

 

Problem solved :unsure:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Except for the faggity ass bubbles coming out of the exhaust...I'll need to do research on this

:mad:

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Too late..I already solved the problem via phone. :mellow:

 

As it turns out, his thingamajiggy was interferring with his whatsamadoodle. I had him take a cross threaded, left handed monkey wrench and hit the muffler bearing just to the right of where the blinker fluid canister resides.

 

Problem solved :unsure:

Except for the faggity ass bubbles coming out of the exhaust...I'll need to do research on this

:lol:

So then it's rigged to 'splode upon start up?!@#@! :mad:

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Bump

 

Well, Pete...Did it work?

well, instead of 6 times over the allowed limit, I was just under 4 times the limit :overhead:

gonna have to get some carb work done or something. Was thinking about putting some E85 in my tank cause that has extremely low carbon output.

I'm 5 months away from being exempt forever, and if I spend $150 towards fixing the truck to pass emissions, then I get exempt from this test, which would mean that I would then be exempt for life.

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