surferskin 31 Posted October 9, 2007 http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3054244 Unbelievably, those seven strokes of accidental good fortune were not even half of the story that made Gagne a national and international golfing celebrity. Nine more times this year, last in July, she reported holes-in-one. Those nine gave her 16 holes-in-one in six months, which, as measure of the story's breathtaking nature, is two more holes-in-one than Bobby Jones, Ben Hogan and Byron Nelson made in their lifetimes, combined. i believe her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,172 Posted October 9, 2007 the GFIAFP of golf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lagarzlebrew 0 Posted October 9, 2007 http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3054244i believe her. Lying biatch.... People are so fvcked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted October 9, 2007 the GFIAFP of golf i think she's taken lessons from kim jong il. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,652 Posted October 9, 2007 I've been playing for about 15 years and I only have 2 aces Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,172 Posted October 9, 2007 I've been playing for about 15 years and I only have 2 aces I've been playing for 22 years and I've hit the pin a couple times, haven't even been within a couple feet of a hole in one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 9, 2007 She was probably referring to her gash and how she has had only 16 cacks get in her hole in the last 6 months. A record for her. The least amount of guys she has EVER had in a 6 month period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,652 Posted October 9, 2007 I've been playing for 22 years and I've hit the pin a couple times, haven't even been within a couple feet of a hole in one. So what you are saying is that I'm luckier then you Trust me, both times were pretty focking lucky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lagarzlebrew 0 Posted October 9, 2007 So what you are saying is that I'm luckier then you Trust me, both times were pretty focking lucky Been playing for about 8 years and have one. This biatch is a lying sack of GFIAFP terds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 790 Posted October 9, 2007 The lady supposedly saw a maintenance worker take Gagne's ball out of the hole before she got to the green and toss it off to the side. I'm pretty sure this has happened to me. I'm going to go ahead and call my count 12. No reason to get greedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 42 Posted October 9, 2007 Someone needs to inform this biatch that inserting a tampon the diameter of a golf ball in her man-hole does not count as a hole-in-one. They may also wish to inform her that masturbating using the fat end of a 32 oz beer bottle is not a good thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_probert_2000 1 Posted October 9, 2007 I'm a single digit handicap and have exactly zero aces. This is BS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted October 10, 2007 I just read this article on Golf Digest. Needless to say, they are trying to follow up on prior articles on her exploits. She took it to the next level and went way over board. There is not a chance in HELL that she has half that many aces. I have heard these stories before. It is not that hard. All you need is a buddy playing in the group in front of you with a ball that is marked as yours. Before you get to the tee, your friend leaves one of your balls in the hole (as they are playing in front of you). You are playing at dusk and hit it way out (i.e. no where near the hole). You look along the edge of the green for a bit and then ask someone to check the hole. Ain't that hard. BTW - you did not hear this from me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,652 Posted October 10, 2007 It is not that hard. All you need is a buddy playing in the group in front of you with a ball that is marked as yours. Before you get to the tee, your friend leaves one of your balls in the hole (as they are playing in front of you). You are playing at dusk and hit it way out (i.e. no where near the hole). You look along the edge of the green for a bit and then ask someone to check the hole. You so stole this theory from Rick Reileys book "Missing Links". If you didn't, then you should read it. One of the best fictional golf books / novels evah written Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted October 10, 2007 You so stole this theory from Rick Reileys book "Missing Links". If you didn't, then you should read it. One of the best fictional golf books / novels evah written I have not read it yet. There is the other book about Q-school that I want to read. The only thing holding me back is this damn illiteracy thing I do know that we have done this before as a joke to the guys behind us. Since that person has to buy a round for the entire clubhouse, we are looking for a free drink. After he pays, we give him the bad news I just think that this cow took it to the next level and did not realize that people are not as dumb as her husband. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,652 Posted October 10, 2007 I have not read it yet. There is the other book about Q-school that I want to read. The only thing holding me back is this damn illiteracy thing I do know that we have done this before as a joke to the guys behind us. Since that person has to buy a round for the entire clubhouse, we are looking for a free drink. After he pays, we give him the bad news I just think that this cow took it to the next level and did not realize that people are not as dumb as her husband. OMG...You have not read "Missing Links?" The book you might be talking about is "Tales from Q School" by Fienstien (sp?) I have read that one also. Pretty greta You honestly have to do yourself a favor and buy "Missing Links". You will laugh so focking hard There are about 5 more fictional golf books that I could recommend for pure realism / hilarity. I'll lay them out on my counter tomorrow, take a pic, and post it here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
