Study on Female 'gasms

[wiffleball 4,800]

A third of the women said they never or seldom achieved orgasm, while more than a tenth said they always had an orgasm during intercourse.

 

More of the women were able to orgasm during masturbation, with 34% always reaching orgasm.

 

In comparison, studies have shown that men fail to orgasm only 2% of the time during intercourse

bbcnews.com

 

Okay, now fock, I'm not even gonna TRY anymore. When 2/3 of women can't even get off with THEMSELVES?

 

Fock, they got more 'gasm devices than Bill Villa has tools and still THIS? Fock that.

 

 

I had one girl who told me she could only cvm if she was face down on the mattress (fine with me), another one who came immediately if I did oral, then was too 'sensitive' to let me have MY cookies for like half an hour afterward, and one who cried after every 'gasm and of course, those that couldn't 'arrive' if they had a jackhammer shoved up their cooch.

 

Fockin wimmen. They're all MF bizarre. We jerk off, we spolooge. We have the secks, we splooge. What's so farking hard about that?

[itsjjw 1]

I call b.s. on the 10% that claim they do everytime. If some do its because they are in a relationship with the same guy for a long period of time. I cannot think of any of my friends that have one every time.

[itsjjw 1]

bbcnews.com

 

Okay, now fock, I'm not even gonna TRY anymore. When 2/3 of women can't even get off with THEMSELVES?

 

 

Fockin wimmen. They're all MF bizarre. We jerk off, we spolooge. We have the secks, we splooge. What's so farking hard about that?

 

You are taking this out of context. Its 2/3 that cannot successfully every time. I am sure that you guys cannot successfully complete every time as well, especially if you've been drinking too much.

[porkbutt 897]

are you like 16 years old?

[wiffleball 4,800]

You are taking this out of context. Its 2/3 that cannot successfully every time. I am sure that you guys cannot successfully complete every time as well, especially if you've been drinking too much.

 

You don't know us very well do you? We will take the weekend and rub every ounce of skin of our pecker if need be until splooge is accomplished.

 

 

...fortunately, that's never been the case.

[wiffleball 4,800]

are you like 16 years old?

 

"Hello, I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat over there?"

[Siouxsie 1]

I call b.s. on the 10% that claim they do everytime.

 

 

you can move that decimal point over 2 places to the left

and i still ain't buying it

[kutulu 1,728]

You are taking this out of context. Its 2/3 that cannot successfully every time. I am sure that you guys cannot successfully complete every time as well, especially if you've been drinking too much.

 

Once this has happen and we agreed to never speak of it again.

[itsjjw 1]

You don't know us very well do you? We will take the weekend and rub every ounce of skin of our pecker if need be until splooge is accomplished.

...fortunately, that's never been the case.

 

I've been with more than one gus that's had too much alcohol and/or too much coke, that sometimes its just mission impossible. And after about a half an hour of trying, too bad, if he wants it done, you can bet he's on his own.

[itsjjw 1]

Once this has happen and we agreed to never speak of it again.

I told you you need to quit drinking so much first. Its only when you drink too much.

[itsjjw 1]

you can move that decimal point over 2 places to the left

and i still ain't buying it

 

Don't you mean to the right?

[wiffleball 4,800]

I've been with more than one gus that's had too much alcohol and/or too much coke, that sometimes its just mission impossible. And after about a half an hour of trying, too bad, if he wants it done, you can bet he's on his own.

 

Yeah, I've heard that coke&booze is a bad idea. Since I haven't partaken in that particular activity in a long while, I'll take your word for it. But, I'm assuming this study was about normal, non medicated folks. Regardless, I find that booze is pretty much self-regulating. If I drink so much I can't splooge, I've drank too much to want to (or have the ability to) fock anyway.

 

Passing out: It Just Makes Sense.

[Vikings4ever 570]

Don't you mean to the right?

1000%?

[kutulu 1,728]

I told you you need to quit drinking so much first. Its only when you drink too much.

 

It's like a catch-22.

[Me_2006 14]

This is why roses are diamonds are so expensive.

[Big_Pete 0]

Don't you mean to the right?

the the funny thing is that 10 with decimal two places to the left = .10, which is infact 10%

even though, if you take the already stated .10 and move it 2 spots further, it's .001 which is onethousanths of a percent....

which means that no woman would ever want to have sex again if only 1/1000 of a percent of women can orgasm

[Vikings4ever 570]

the the funny thing is that 10 with decimal two places to the left = .10, which is infact 10%

even though, if you take the already stated .10 and move it 2 spots further, it's .001 which is onethousanths of a percent....

which means that no woman would ever want to have sex again if only 1/1000 of a percent of women can orgasm

.1 = 10%

10 (2 decimal spots to the right) = 1000%

.001 (2 decimal spots to the left) = .1%

[kutulu 1,728]

Big_Pete delivers the face to the girlies 100% of the time without fail.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Female orgasm = Urban Legend

[dats007 1]

Do you suppose that they've taken into consideration that maybe the woman can't orgasm b/c the men finish first and don't take the woman into consideration and help them climax even though they themselves (the man) are done?

[dats007 1]

Female orgasm = Urban Legend

How can you say it's not true, when the very first post links to scientific research that says it is? Do you have to be a part of something to make it true? (ie: You have to witness or be a part of a sexual experience with a woman who has an orgasm before you'd believe that it's possible?)

[Big_Pete 0]

Big_Pete delivers the face to the girlies 100% of the time without fail.

you know it

 

although, when I was in australia, there was this one chick who could only orgasm if she masterbated. guess she's been that way her whole life,

so when we were focking or I was going down on her or something like that, she'd have to at least put her hand on her poosay to get an orgasm. Even if she didn't play with herself all that much, she still needed to have her hand down there to orgams. was some crazy sh1t, but was fun none-the-less.

[dats007 1]

Female orgasm = Urban Legend

How can you say it's not true, when the very first post links to scientific research that says it is? Do you have to be a part of something to make it true? (ie: You have to witness or be a part of a sexual experience with a woman who has an orgasm before you'd believe that it's possible?)

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

How can you say it's not true, when the very first post links to scientific research that says it is? Do you have to be a part of something to make it true? (ie: You have to witness or be a part of a sexual experience with a woman who has an orgasm before you'd believe that it's possible?)

 

It is a joke. Sarcasm... Catch it!

[jerryskids 7,291]

Who cares, as long as I get off?

[Big_Pete 0]

It is a joke. Sarcasm... Catch it!

PFB1, I'm beginning to come around on my stance of Tom Brady being about as good as a high school QB....

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

PFB1, I'm beginning to come around on my stance of Tom Brady being about as good as a high school QB....

 

I forgot about that. I would imagine that you are starting to see the light on #12's abilities

[Big_Pete 0]

I forgot about that. I would imagine that you are starting to see the light on #12's abilities

well, what I'm finding VERY impressive about him, and I'm not talking about just chucking it up for Moss to grab, is that yeah, he makes a TON of short/extremely short yardage throws, but those are all checkdowns that other QB's don't see, and where normal QB's throw an incomplete pass 10 yards down the field cause they didn't see the short checkdown that could go for 5-10 yards, Brady does see that, and he makes the throw.

So to someone like me, I usually just assume that he's being a poosay, but in reality, he's being pretty smart.

now I'm gonna go wash myself in bleach so I can get this stench of patriot support off me :barf:

[itsjjw 1]

.1 = 10%

10 (2 decimal spots to the right) = 1000%

.001 (2 decimal spots to the left) = .1%

You are making my brain hurt.

[itsjjw 1]

Do you suppose that they've taken into consideration that maybe the woman can't orgasm b/c the men finish first and don't take the woman into consideration and help them climax even though they themselves (the man) are done?

That is the biggest reason for failure to launch. Selfish, inadequate men.

[Sho Nuff 720]

bbcnews.com

 

Okay, now fock, I'm not even gonna TRY anymore. When 2/3 of women can't even get off with THEMSELVES?

 

Fock, they got more 'gasm devices than Bill Villa has tools and still THIS? Fock that.

I had one girl who told me she could only cvm if she was face down on the mattress (fine with me), another one who came immediately if I did oral, then was too 'sensitive' to let me have MY cookies for like half an hour afterward, and one who cried after every 'gasm and of course, those that couldn't 'arrive' if they had a jackhammer shoved up their cooch.

 

Fockin wimmen. They're all MF bizarre. We jerk off, we spolooge. We have the secks, we splooge. What's so farking hard about that?

 

Who the hell is Bill Villa?

[Sho Nuff 720]

I call b.s. on the 10% that claim they do everytime. If some do its because they are in a relationship with the same guy for a long period of time. I cannot think of any of my friends that have one every time.

 

That 10%...must just be all the women Big_Pete have been with.

 

 

 

ETA...I now see other Big Pete jokes.

[Big_Pete 0]

That 10%...must just be all the women Big_Pete have been with.

ETA...I now see other Big Pete jokes.

in all fairness to the chick's I've slept with....

I've always had an orgasm

[itsjjw 1]

in all fairness to the chick's I've slept with....

I've always had an orgasm

All two.

[wiffleball 4,800]

Who the hell is Bill Villa?

 

 

Bob's brother. He gets all the free tools that Sears gives Bob. Lucky Bastage.

[itsjjw 1]

Bob's brother. He gets all the free tools that Sears gives Bob. Lucky fothermocker.

I just checked Google. Bob Villa isn't giving Bill Villa anything from Sears.

 

Wrong on both counts, that's pretty lame.

[Big_Pete 0]

All two.

err... do you mean this month?

just joking saw

[wiffleball 4,800]

That is the biggest reason for failure to launch. Selfish, inadequate men.

 

Obviously, this study proves that myth to be the contrary. When 65% of chicks can't even get THEMSELVES off consistently, it's hard to blame the fellers. Let's face it, wimmen are just inferior sploogers.

[wiffleball 4,800]

I just checked Google. Bob Villa isn't giving Bill Villa anything from Sears.

 

link?

[Big_Pete 0]

Obviously, this study proves that myth to be the contrary. When 65% of chicks can't even get THEMSELVES off consistently, it's hard to blame the fellers. Let's face it, wimmen are just inferior sploogers.

maybe that's why when we splooge, we shoot it on them.. we're just trying to give them more of what they lack the ability to have/do themselves

alsojustkidding