I think I focked up

[GettnHuge 2]

a metal coathanger, not a plastic or wood one.

[BMoney 0]

add this to the many topics of things im thankful for on T-day...that this doesnt involve me....

 

poor kids going to be born bankrupt

 

and you cant dress a baby up in old womens lingerie...

 

 

*for all of the flings and possible subjects..i doubt that this kid WILL be running around...lil jr probably has squinty eyes, a monster forehead and stubby lil legs*

[sawilson 1]

I swear, if this is some veiled attempt to get SAW to read this in some pathetically lame attempt to let her know you are tapping someone else, you need immediate help. 5 sessions a week a minimum and I would recommend electro therapy too.

I agree!!! Although I would say 7 sessions min.

[GettnHuge 2]

I agree!!! Although I would say 7 sessions min.

 

what r u wearing

[sawilson 1]

what r u wearing

Not much.......

[BMoney 0]

Not much.......

 

 

and youre back? how was the trip?

[sawilson 1]

and youre back? how was the trip?

I am back. And it was amazing!!!

[Strike 6,110]

I am back. And it was amazing!!!

 

Tan lines or dark all over? Pics?

[Eagles Green 34]

Tan lines or dark all over? Pics?

 

 

Spread eagle with your new shades on.

[jerryskids 7,248]

Tan lines or dark all over? Pics?

From the looks of her "friend," I'm guessing "dark all over."

[kutulu 1,724]

From the looks of her "friend," I'm guessing "dark all over."

 

She like the dark meat when she's riding the baloney pony.

[gocolts 300]

She like the dark meat when she's riding the baloney pony.

Say it ain't so. She would be rooned if she focked that black dude she had in those picks.

 

 

:PUKING:

[sawilson 1]

Tan lines or dark all over? Pics?

No tan lines....

[HenryChinaski 1]

No tan lines....

 

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

Say it ain't so. She would be rooned if she focked that black dude she had in those picks.

:PUKING:

 

 

 

 

That dood was HOT.

[shake_a_leg 0]

No tan lines....

 

Hey don't go hijacking BP's thread with your naked self....he was trying to get some LOOK @ MEEEE time.

 

[Big_Pete 0]

this isn't an attempt to do anything to Saw.

This is 100% true.

but the thing is that the chick is a millionaire (see, told you fockers you wouldn't believe me).

again, there is more, but seriously, I really don't feel like hurting sawilsons feelings, that's why I'm being so focking vague.

[Strike 6,110]

No tan lines....

 

Uh, so, like, how about some pics? Hook a brotha up ya know?

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

this isn't an attempt to do anything to Saw.

This is 100% true.

but the thing is that the chick is a millionaire (see, told you fockers you wouldn't believe me).

again, there is more, but seriously, I really don't feel like hurting sawilsons feelings, that's why I'm being so focking vague.

 

 

You are such a piece of sh!t.

 

"I don't want to hurt her feelings, so I am being vague." What a crock.

 

[Big_Pete 0]

You are such a piece of sh!t.

 

"I don't want to hurt her feelings, so I am being vague." What a crock.

 

[shake_a_leg 0]

the little faget with the earing and the make-up...yeah buddy, that's his own hair.

the little faget got his own jet airplane....

 

but the thing is that the chick is a millionaire

[Me_2006 14]

this isn't an attempt to do anything to Saw.

This is 100% true.

but the thing is that the chick is a millionaire (see, told you fockers you wouldn't believe me).

again, there is more, but seriously, I really don't feel like hurting sawilsons feelings, that's why I'm being so focking vague.

 

You assume Saw still gives a damn about your sexual exploits. What if she doesn't? Or had the thought not occured to you?

 

 

Also, CAN SIZE?!

[Big_Pete 0]

You assume Saw still gives a damn about your sexual exploits. What if she doesn't? Or had the thought not occured to you?

Also, CAN SIZE?!

trust me, it would be sooooo much easier if she didn't.

and 36D. wears size 2 pants (for now at least )

[shake_a_leg 0]

trust me, it would be sooooo much easier if she didn't.

and 36D. wears size 2 pants (for now at least )

 

motorboat?

[Big_Pete 0]

motorboat?

they're built for speed

of course I did.

[Yer mom 2]

there is more, but seriously, I really don't feel like hurting sawilsons feelings, that's why I'm being so focking vague.

 

Me nots terribly bright according to some of the resident special ed teachers, but whyd you start the thread to begin with then fella?

[Big_Pete 0]

Me nots terribly bright according to some of the resident special ed teachers, but whyd you start the thread to begin with then fella?

cause I'm scared sh1tless, and all my friends just say "don't worry dude, she's a millionaire, just take her for her money", and then they drop it. while I'm over here freaking the fock out, cause I could give a sh1t about money, I just don't want a bastard child running around. know what I mean?

so if that's all that my friends will say, then fock it, I need a place to vent my frustrations and fears. and what better place than here, cause at least here, I'll get called names, and it'll make me laugh (which is better than sheer panic & terror)

[shake_a_leg 0]

cause I'm scared sh1tless, and all my friends just say "don't worry dude, she's a millionaire, just take her for her money", and then they drop it. while I'm over here freaking the fock out, cause I could give a sh1t about money, I just don't want a bastard child running around. know what I mean?

so if that's all that my friends will say, then fock it, I need a place to vent my frustrations and fears. and what better place than here, cause at least here, I'll get called names, and it'll make me laugh (which is better than sheer panic & terror)

 

 

think of it this way...SHE would have to pay YOU child support.

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

And to think that for the next few months we will be enlightened with bullsh1t babies momma drama posts.

[Yer mom 2]

I just don't want a bastard child running around. know what I mean?

 

 

Look at the bright side, youre only 8 behind Travis Henry. Somethin to shoot for

[Me_2006 14]

Keep your d!ck to yourself? Fock people you actually care about and would be willing to raise a family with?

 

 

 

But fock no. That'd make you ghey and a loser. Can't have that. Easier to just be cool and fock up multiple lives while you're at it.

 

 

[shake_a_leg 0]

Look at the bright side, youre only 8 behind Travis Henry. Somethin to shoot for

 

He's probably wishing he aimed for her t!ts.

[shake_a_leg 0]

Keep your d!ck to yourself? Fock people you actually care about and would be willing to raise a family with?

But fock no. That'd make you ghey and a loser. Can't have that. Easier to just be cool and fock up multiple lives while you're at it.

 

hey focker. i take offense to that.

[sawilson 1]

That dood was HOT.

Yes, he is.

And not pregnant either.

[Big_Pete 0]

think of it this way...SHE would have to pay YOU child support.

that's what my friends all say, but believe me when I say this....

I'd rather not have a kid, than have a kid and have money!

[TheNewGirl 1,639]

Yes, he is.

And not pregnant either.

 

 

That's a good thing!!!

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

Yes, he is.

And not pregnant either.

 

 

Now that we have you two together....boobies please.

[Me_2006 14]

hey focker. i take offense to that.

 

 

Right. You've been laid, I'm sure.

[sawilson 1]

You are such a piece of sh!t.

 

"I don't want to hurt her feelings, so I am being vague." What a crock.

 

No shat. Some people are natural born arses I guess.

[shake_a_leg 0]

that's what my friends all say, but believe me when I say this....

I'd rather not have a kid, than have a kid and have money!

 

In all honesty....I've been there. Didn't know for sure if it was mine or not....worst 9 months of my life. Best $400 I ever spent to find out the truth. It all came down to a "wow...that was close"....otherwise I would have never even considered the possibility.