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So, um, you drinking a "beer" today? By "beer" I mean Coors Lite.

 

Calling Coors Light a beer is somewhat akin to calling the Miami Dolphins a football team.

 

Yeah, technically they are, but they both suck

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So, um, you drinking a "beer" today? By "beer" I mean Coors Lite.

 

I'm currently on my 3d Coors Light :thumbsup:

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I'm currently on my 3d Coors Light :thumbsup:

 

To quote the new Bud Light commercials we were inundated with yesterday:

 

 

 

Dude........

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This thread has taken so many turns.... :banana:

From BP's millionaire new fling :thumbsup: to Sux being on his 3rd at 11 in the morning....

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This thread has taken so many turns.... :banana:

From BP's millionaire new fling :thumbsup: to Sux being on his 3rd at 11 in the morning....

To SAW getting the wood layed to her from a crack dealer she picked up off of the streets in Washington :o

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To SAW getting the wood layed to her from a crack dealer she picked up off of the streets in Washington :banana:

You only think he's a crack dealer because he is bald. BALDIST!@# :thumbsup:

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You only think he's a crack dealer because he is bald. BALDIST!@# :pointstosky:

I'm not going to be nice to her until I get these alleged nekkid pics :banana:

 

 

Sux >>>> EaglesGreen

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I'm not going to be nice to her until I get these alleged nekkid pics :pointstosky:

Sux >>>> EaglesGreen

SUX< anthing

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No, you don't. I have never seen you stick up for GFIAFP, edjr, etc....

 

BUT I have seen you stick up for CurlyNight, TNG, SAW, and several other "ladies" at FFToday. It's the mark of a truly desperate man, hoping and praying his internet chivalry might somehow turn into a relationship.

 

I'll bet just about any amount of money that you actively play World of Warcraft and/or Second Life.

 

You have a very selective memory Forrest Gump. That's just another example of why you're a 'tard. And, for the record you logically impaired idiot, attacking BP for being a Liar is not equal to sticking up for anyone in particular.

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From what I remember you liked bald...

 

 

I have not requested in the past but I must now. Pics?

 

 

 

 

 

:dunno: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

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I have not requested in the past but I must now. Pics?

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

 

Don't do it...It's a trick. A trick, I tell you :dunno:

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From what I remember you liked bald...

bald kitty, yes.

I thought he was talking about whoever was on the street selling crack was bald. :doublethumbsup:

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well i'm still waiting to see saw's vacation pics.

 

and lol at pete for claiming to find a millionaire stripper that wants to have his baby. really now. :doublethumbsup:

i'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, that she told you she was a millionaire, but the fact that you believe it is another story.

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well i'm still waiting to see saw's vacation pics.

 

and lol at pete for claiming to find a millionaire stripper that wants to have his baby. really now. :doublethumbsup:

former stripper :overhead:

she inherited the money.

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How far along is she in this alleged pregnancy?

I'm still trying to get her to take the focking test to make sure she is.

she's freaking out cause she's a week late on her period.

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former stripper :doublethumbsup:

she inherited the money.

What kind of person who can inherit that much cash becomes a stripper?

 

 

Tell ya what, get a picture with her. Shouldn't be too hard right? You guys ARE going to move in together. It'd take a lot of heat off you if you could actually prove this chick was real.

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former stripper :doublethumbsup:

she inherited the money.

Why would a woman who stands to inherit $8M be a stripper?

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well i'm still waiting to see saw's vacation pics.

 

and lol at pete for claiming to find a millionaire stripper that wants to have his baby.

 

As I read this in one sentence, I am laughing hysterically.

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I'm still trying to get her to take the focking test to make sure she is.

she's freaking out cause she's a week late on her period.

if this story is true, be prepared for her to ask YOU for some money soon.

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and lol at pete for claiming to find a millionaire stripper that wants to have his baby. really now. :doublethumbsup:

i'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, that she told you she was a millionaire, but the fact that you believe it is another story.

 

Even assuming it's true, and we all know that it's not, I think it's a stretch to say she WANTS to have his baby. Yeah, and I want the AIDS :overhead:

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I'm still trying to get her to take the focking test to make sure she is.

she's freaking out cause she's a week late on her period.

 

 

So, we've gone from:

 

OMG, I focked up and some chick is pregnant with my kid!!!

 

To:

 

Well, she's only a week late and really isn't sure yet.

 

 

Oh dear. Forgive me, but BBWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

SHA! RIGHT!

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well i'm still waiting to see saw's vacation pics.

 

and lol at pete for claiming to find a millionaire stripper that wants to have his baby. really now. :doublethumbsup:

i'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, that she told you she was a millionaire, but the fact that you believe it is another story.

Do you have myspace???

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PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences - axed her inheritance.

your stripper girlfriend's family seems to approve of her "former" lifestyle.

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What kind of person who can inherit that much cash becomes a stripper?

Tell ya what, get a picture with her. Shouldn't be too hard right? You guys ARE going to move in together. It'd take a lot of heat off you if you could actually prove this chick was real.

Thats what I was saying. Proof?

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Do you have myspace???

sort of, i can use my daughter's myspace account.

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Thanks Strike although I hope I'm not one of those tards.... :unsure:

 

 

I haven't seen your application nor the test results. I think you are safe...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Course some nekkid pics will ensure that you never make the roll call....

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