Adult video standards have reached a new low

[GettnHuge 2]

I was just seriously offered 2k + airline ticket/hotel stay to do a PRON session!

But it's not pron pron, and it's not ghey pron, but it kinda is ghey pron. It would be a

solo thing where I basically just have to look hilariously studly all posing and whatnot

and then jerk off. I looked into the info provided and wtf the offer is legit.

 

Common sense tells me that most of their customers are likely ghey, so it's kinda ghey. Right?

[kutulu 1,728]

Former JANE'S ADDICTION guitarist Dave Navarro will make a special appearance in Matt Zane's upcoming adult movie "Punkd Ur Ass".

 

During the filming Matt Zane appeared on Dave Navarro's "Spread Entertainment" Internet TV show to promote "Tattooed and Tight #1". "The performance was filmed as part of the movie and Dave was later asked if he could be included," commented Zane. "I never thought he would allow us to put him in my movie, but that just shows you how open-minded he is and in a way how much balls he has. Not many people would agree to appear in an adult movie that have attained as much mainstream success as he has."

 

The movie is about getting guys to do stupid stunts and antics in exchange to work with the hottest porn chicks.

 

"This series is like a logical 'Jackass' movie," stated Zane. "In 'Jackass' you have a bunch of guys doing stupid ###### for no reason. I decided to make sense of the whole concept by adding in prizes which of course are the porn stars. Guys do stupid stuff all the time to get into girls pants. I wanted to see just how far they would go."

 

The cast also inlcudes 12-time world kickboxing champion Hector Pena as well many other top adult stars.

[Saturday Night Beaver 2]

you are gay.

 

 

not that there is anything wrong with that

[Eagles Green 34]

Your handle is Gettnhuge........I figured your gayness was well documented.

[GettnHuge 2]

you are gay.

not that there is anything wrong with that

 

I'll put in a good word for you

[redtodd 7]

Do they have any postions where a pasty white guy sh!ts on the floor? I think I could do that for $2k.

[itsjjw 1]

When can I get a copy?

[GettnHuge 2]

When can I get a copy?

 

and here all this time I've been sending freebies online. No more

[itsjjw 1]

and here all this time I've been sending freebies online. No more

those 30 second clips only go so far.

[GettnHuge 2]

those 30 second clips only go so far.

 

oh I think I have been snapped.

[Birdseed 1]

I was just seriously offered 2k + airline ticket/hotel stay to do a PRON session!

But it's not pron pron, and it's not ghey pron, but it kinda is ghey pron. It would be a

solo thing where I basically just have to look hilariously studly all posing and whatnot

and then jerk off. I looked into the info provided and wtf the offer is legit.

 

Common sense tells me that most of their customers are likely ghey, so it's kinda ghey. Right?

 

 

Welcome back, Big Pete!#@@#!

[hoytdwow 202]

itsatip the gheys won't be interested in you once they get a peek at your roid shrunken raisin ballz

 

Hate to burst your bubble, hth

[Birdseed 1]

itsatip the gheys won't be interested in you once they get a peek at your roid shrunken raisin ballz

 

Hate to burst your bubble, hth

 

 

...and you know this how?

 

 

 

[surferskin 31]

itsatip the gheys won't be interested in you once they get a peek at your roid shrunken raisin ballz

 

Hate to burst your bubble, hth

i'd bet you'd like him to burst his bubble in your mouf.

[porkbutt 897]

focking degenerates

[hoytdwow 202]

...and you know this how?

 

he's on roids, ergo, shrunken balls.

 

pay attention

[surferskin 31]

he's on roids, ergo, shrunken balls.

 

pay attention

and that still leaves us with question on how you know what size ballz the gheys prefer.

[Isotopes 1]

So are you going to take GoColts up on his offer?

[hoytdwow 202]

and that still leaves us with question on how you know what size ballz the gheys prefer.

 

Well, I was just guessing that nobody's into roid balls. I could be wrong, though.

Your myspace page has lots of pictures of regular balls, though. Hmm.

[GettnHuge 2]

and that still leaves us with question on how you know what size ballz the gheys prefer.

[Birdseed 1]

and that still leaves us with question on how you know what size ballz the gheys prefer.

[Voltaire 5,564]

Do it. This is your big break. You're getting your foot in the door of the adult film industry. Once you have a movie or two under your belt, you channel your desirability into straight sex side of the industry.

[GettnHuge 2]

have a movie or two under your belt,

 

that line made me laff