Ever been dumped by a chick?

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Dear FFToday,

 

Well I recently got dumped by a chick for the first time since high school. I've really only had one other serious relationship, which I ended. The others were flings that just sort of worked themselves out.

 

So, being new at this, what the hell do I do? I'd love to get stinking drunk, go to the bar, randomly run into a hot friend of hers there, and spend the night having dirty dirty sex with said hot friend, then make sure the ex found out about it ...but I don't see that being very likely to happen.

 

So, should I just forget about the chick and move on? Should I keep calling her and telling her what a c*nt she is?

 

Thanks,

IGotWorms

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

If this is even true...

 

Just let it go. If she couldn't stick around through a tough time with you, it's apparent that

she didn't care much about you to begin with, so ultimately = no loss.

 

Move on to better things.

[Strike 5,874]

What BEG said. And there's nothing to prevent you from the stinking drunk part

[Toro 1]

Whatever you do, don't give up and get fat like Strike.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

What BEG said. And there's nothing to prevent you from the stinking drunk part

 

Doesn't go too well with the painkillers.

 

And yes, BEG is right.

[Big_Pete 0]

well, whatever you do, don't imagine her having that "fantastic sex" with another dude at this exact moment. Keep that as far out of your mind as possible

[supermike80 2,042]

Fock her sister.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Buy a dog. No pun intended Sawilson!

[heavy-set 39]

she gave me the old, "its not me, its you" routine

[sawilson 1]

Buy a dog. No pun intended Sawilson!

Well considering my son has never been dumped, no biggie.

[SUXBNME 1,591]

Dear FFToday,

 

Well I recently got dumped by a chick for the first time since high school. I've really only had one other serious relationship, which I ended. The others were flings that just sort of worked themselves out. This one, we were pretty hot and heavy and then I got a herniated disc and the evil b!tch left me over it.

 

So, being new at this, what the hell do I do? I'd love to get stinking drunk, go to the bar, randomly run into a hot friend of hers there, and spend the night having dirty dirty sex with said hot friend, then make sure the ex found out about it ...but I don't see that being very likely to happen.

 

So, should I just forget about the chick and move on? Should I keep calling her and telling her what a c*nt she is? Anyone ever tried murder?

 

Thanks,

IGotWorms

 

1: Drink heavily for a day or so

2: Attempt to work it out in your mind that you never really loved the b1tch anyways

3: Call her and beg to get back together

4: Re-evaluate your manliness and forget that you actually did #3

5: Grieve (It's ok to cry...Crying can be very healthy)

6: Don't tell any of your male friends that you did #5

7: Whack off alot more then normal

8: Hit on Curlies at FFToday.com

9: Find a new girl (for a fock buddy only)

10: Give her worms

 

[heavy-set 39]

Dear FFToday,

 

Well I recently got dumped by a chick for the first time since high school. I've really only had one other serious relationship, which I ended. The others were flings that just sort of worked themselves out. This one, we were pretty hot and heavy and then I got a herniated disc and the evil b!tch left me over it.

 

So, being new at this, what the hell do I do? I'd love to get stinking drunk, go to the bar, randomly run into a hot friend of hers there, and spend the night having dirty dirty sex with said hot friend, then make sure the ex found out about it ...but I don't see that being very likely to happen.

 

So, should I just forget about the chick and move on? Should I keep calling her and telling her what a c*nt she is? Anyone ever tried murder?

 

Thanks,

IGotWorms

 

with ur bad back, you prolly cant function as a man anymore.

 

so what good are you?

[sawilson 1]

1: Drink heavily for a day or so

2: Attempt to work it out in your mind that you never really loved the b1tch anyways

3: Call her and beg to get back together

4: Re-evaluate your manliness and forget that you actually did #3

5: Grieve (It's ok to cry...Crying can be very healthy)

6: Don't tell any of your male friends that you did #5

7: Whack off alot more then normal

8: Hit on Curlies at FFToday.com

9: Find a new girl (for a fock buddy only)

10: Give her worms

 

You've obviously been through this before.....

[SUXBNME 1,591]

You've obviously been through this before.....

Only once. It still haunts me to this day...But you already know about that story

 

I just left out the part about taking the anti-anxiety meds.

He doesn't want to have to do this if he can help it

[IGotWorms 4,060]

I just left out the part about taking the anti-anxiety meds.

He doesn't want to have to do this if he can help it

 

Well anti-anxiety meds won't be necessary. Fortunately, this happened relatively early on. We'd been dating about five months, so it's not like I had proposed to the girl or anything. I think I'll just stick to your 10-step program, minus the hitting on curlies, but compensating for that with more of the excessive masturbation.

[BMoney 0]

3: Call her and beg to get back together

 

 

 

 

are you hoping for a 3some? ease into it slowly.......

 

 

 

 

unless you CAN pull this off with BEG and this gal..good luck

[SUXBNME 1,591]

are you hoping for a 3some? ease into it slowly.......

unless you CAN pull this off with BEG and this gal..good luck

I've so focked BEG from here to sideways

[$epphori$ 118]

bang her mom in the a$$...and send her pics of it

[Me_2006 14]

Just go out and have fun and live your life. Nothing makes a girl regret leaving you more than going out and being the guy she was into in the first place with other people. If you try the mope around routine, she'll pity you when you're around and then make fun of your ass when you're gone.

 

 

Also, you need to be more specific. Are you trying to get back with her? Or get over her? I'd suggest just getting over some ho who did you like that. Really, go out and catch a game with some friends, have a few beers and flirt with chicks, work on your car (hard with the bad back I guess.), go see some good movies. Just whatever you did before her, only updated. That's the thing that I guess you gotta realize: that you obviously had a life before her and can have an even better one now that she's out of it. Plus, if you can somehow show that your back is hurt, you can tell the story about your b!tchy ex that left you when you got hurt. That's at least good for a sympathy fock from a chick if you've bought her a few beers already.

[naomi 360]

Why does the 17 year old have the best answer so far? Also, if you ever care to hurt, indifference is where it's at. = Not that I put knowledge like that to use.

[corky 0]

Everything happens for a reason. It was not meant to be. View it as an experience learned and carry on. There will be another, and if you are young, probably a few more after that.

[SUXBNME 1,591]

Why does the 17 year old have the best answer so far?

 

Why do you have to keep demeaning him for his age?

I think that his sig says it all

 

Now hurry up and pro-create with him so we can make fun of the babies

[Me_2006 14]

 

Why do you have to keep demeaning him for his age?

I think that his sig says it all

 

Now hurry up and pro-create with him so we can make fun of the babies

I do believe she was demeaning the rest of you. Although I suppose I could take it as a backhanded compliment, I know she wants me far too badly for that kind of nonsense.

 

 

 

Also, did that link ever get fixed?

[SUXBNME 1,591]

Plus, if you can somehow show that your back is hurt, you can tell the story about your b!tchy ex that left you when you got hurt. That's at least good for a sympathy fock from a chick if you've bought her a few beers already.

 

How exactly is this going to help his back?

 

The proper response would be to take out the "sympathy fock" and insert the "Knob Slob." HTH

 

 

Kids

[Me_2006 14]

How exactly is this going to help his back?

 

The proper response would be to take out the "sympathy fock" and insert the "Knob Slob." HTH

Kids

He can sit in a chair and let her straddle him. Good back support and she can do all the work. She can even go reverse cowgirl if she happens to be kinda on the ugly side. HTH.

 

Old people.

[SUXBNME 1,591]

Also, did that link ever get fixed?

"Fixed" would be loose terminology for it.

 

Lets just say that Naomi has a thing for making people log out, and men kissing.

That said, be afraid...Be very afraid

[Me_2006 14]

"Fixed" would be loose terminology for it.

 

Lets just say that Naomi has a thing for making people log out, and men kissing.

That said, be afraid...Be very afraid

I'll just take that as a "no." Keep me posted. I assumed I was the only one who had no idea what she looked like.

[SUXBNME 1,591]

He can sit in a chair and let her straddle him. Good back support and she can do all the work. She can even go reverse cowgirl if she happens to be kinda on the ugly side. HTH.

 

Old people.

 

Kids with their wild crazy ideas

 

 

I miss all the wild sex positions that I learned from pron vids that didn't quite work out in real life

[naomi 360]

I do believe she was demeaning the rest of you. Although I suppose I could take it as a backhanded compliment, I know she wants me far too badly for that kind of nonsense.

Also, did that link ever get fixed?

Bolded=correct.

[naomi 360]

I assumed I was the only one who had no idea what she looked like.

We can exchange pics

[SUXBNME 1,591]

Bolded=correct.

 

 

Wimmen

 

7 books that I got for Christmas

 

I'll make another thread for this tomorrow or something, but DAMN..I scored with some advanced readers editions

[Me_2006 14]

We can exchange pics

If you knew the hell I've gone through with my camera-laptop connection, you'd understand how impossible this is.

 

 

It's been focked up for like a year. I even took my myspace pics off because they were so outdated. Plus, I'd feel bad about giving you a picture IOU lol.

[naomi 360]

 

Wimmen

 

7 books that I got for Christmas

 

I'll make another thread for this tomorrow or something, but DAMN..I scored with some advanced readers editions

Read or alternatively,

I know you have the desire and time

[TheNewGirl 1,593]

He can sit in a chair and let her straddle him. Good back support and she can do all the work. She can even go reverse cowgirl if she happens to be kinda on the ugly side. HTH.

 

Old people.

 

Even attractive chicks dig rev. cowgirl.

 

 

 

I am sorry to hear that you were dumped, worms. Try and take it one day at a time, and GET BETTER. Seriously, allow your body to heal, focus on that, etc.

 

I only dumped a guy ONCE in my life, and to this day it was the most difficult and yet the most rewarding best decision I have ever made (of course, it wasn't 5 months, more like 4 years).

[naomi 360]

If you knew the hell I've gone through with my camera-laptop connection, you'd understand how impossible this is.

It's been focked up for like a year. I even took my myspace pics off because they were so outdated. Plus, I'd feel bad about giving you a picture IOU lol.

Lol, no problem. I don't own a cam and my pics are actually old too (I think the latest is from when I was 18) but I look pretty much the same.

[Me_2006 14]

Lol, no problem. I don't own a cam and my pics are actually old too (I think the latest is from when I was 18) but I look pretty much the same.

Ha. Works for me. Like I've said, just out of curiousity as I've seen most of the Geeks who frequent the board and it's just better to put a face with the "name." No problem though, not "interested" like that anyway. Now Sux may take issue with that, but I'm all set.

[SUXBNME 1,591]

If you knew the hell I've gone through with my camera-laptop connection, you'd understand how impossible this is.

It's been focked up for like a year. I even took my myspace pics off because they were so outdated. Plus, I'd feel bad about giving you a picture IOU lol.

 

OMFG...You truly are the suxor

 

Naomi is the only "virgin" here (as far as sending out pics to random dooshebags)

It's just pics bro...It's not like she is asking for your cack...err...hand in marriage

 

The only bad thing that I have to say about her is that she tricked me into reading ACYIKAC without reading it herself.

For that, I will never forgive her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a damn good book, though

[Me_2006 14]

OMFG...You truly are the suxor

 

Naomi is the only "virgin" here (as far as sending out pics to random dooshebags)

It's just pics bro...It's not like she is asking for your cack...err...hand in marriage

 

The only bad thing that I have to say about her is that she tricked me into reading ACYIKAC without reading it herself.

For that, I will never forgive her

It was a damn good book, though

Ha, sorry to drop the ball man. She can post her own if she wants, and I'd have posted mine a long time ago in the pinned thread if I could. Even got a new camera awhile back and it just doesnt focking work with my laptop for some reason.

 

 

I think she should fix the link as a gesture of goodwill to the both of us.

[naomi 360]

OMFG...You truly are the suxor

 

Naomi is the only "virgin" here (as far as sending out pics to random dooshebags)

It's just pics bro...It's not like she is asking for your cack...err...hand in marriage

 

The only bad thing that I have to say about her is that she tricked me into reading ACYIKAC without reading it herself.

For that, I will never forgive her

It was a damn good book, though

Nobody and CH know what I look like.

 

So you actually read it. On a scale of 1-10, how good is it? (10 being best)

[hellothere 1]

ive tried the 'murder' thing, and i highly recommend it