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No BS.

 

I saw a man today walking down the street in Yakima, WA wearing only a pair of Fruit of the Looms, eating a gordita and reading the bible.

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No BS.

 

I saw a man today walking down the street in Yakima, WA wearing only a pair of Fruit of the Looms, eating a gordita and reading the bible.

 

gocolts in DA HOUSE!

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No BS.

 

I saw a man today walking down the street in Yakima, WA wearing only a pair of Fruit of the Looms, eating a gordita and reading the bible.

 

Honestly though...who hasn't done that?

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No BS.

 

I saw a man today walking down the street in Yakima, WA wearing only a pair of Fruit of the Looms, eating a gordita and reading the bible.

 

How did you know they were Fruit of the Looms and not Hanes or some other brand? :wall:

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I've never understood the objection of underwear in public. I walk around the house in boxers all of the time, what is the difference between those and shorts? It's not like you can see anything. Chick in a bikini, hot; chick in a bra, OMG did you see that bra!@#

 

Basically I think HD has issues. :dunno:

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I've never understood the objection of underwear in public. I walk around the house in boxers all of the time, what is the difference between those and shorts? It's not like you can see anything. Chick in a bikini, hot; chick in a bra, OMG did you see that bra!@#

 

Basically I think HD has issues. :dunno:

 

I think these were tighty-whities though. So the package would be somewhat visible, no?

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I think these were tighty-whities though. So the package would be somewhat visible, no?

I presume the outline would be. I have the same argument against speedos, which are (legally anyway) acceptable in public, which is to say that all such wearers should be shot on sight. :dunno:

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I saw a man today walking down the street in Yakima, WA wearing only a pair of Fruit of the Looms, eating a gordita and reading the bible.

 

I tried to say hello to you, but you just ignored me. Why? :overhead:

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I actually can't confirm that they were were Fruits, Hanes or anything else. They were some dirty old white underwear. No shoes or nothing else. And he was eating what looked like a Gordita in a Taco Bell wrapper. I was waiting for my oil to get changed sitting outside of the lube shop.

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I actually can't confirm that they were were Fruits, Hanes or anything else. They were some dirty old white underwear. No shoes or nothing else. And he was eating what looked like a Gordita in a Taco Bell wrapper. I was waiting for my oil to get changed sitting outside of the lube shop.

 

Be a man and do the sh1t yourself :overhead:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't
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nice...youll have an image in your mind forever..he probably has a bad reaction to taco bell and wasnt goign to risk not getting his pants off in time...

 

when i first started my mail route..i went to a house for a signature..the lower income part of my route..a couple of dirty looking kids came to the door..

 

i said are your parents home?

 

the kid replied...daddy home...daddy in tub...daddy poop in the tub

 

 

wtf? and then the focker shows up...he had some clothes on but ugh..i let him keep the pen... :thumbsup:

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he probably has a bad reaction to taco bell and wasnt goign to risk not getting his pants off in time...

winnah :overhead:

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underwear.........lube shop.....hurricane ditka.....another man.......yakima.....must.......resisit......can't.......go........on.....must.................put.......mind.......elsewhere

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