Yer mom 2 Posted July 3, 2009 So graceful, so swift Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted July 4, 2009 I'd like to see him do without falling and breaking his arse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted July 4, 2009 While Michael was just ridiculously talented (and the single biggest reason that every damn music video since 1997 has featured massive choreography), dancing was considered fairly cool in the seventies too (even if we now can look back and say that disco was a dark period in human history). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted July 4, 2009 Turbo >>>>>>>>>>>>>> MJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted July 4, 2009 Turbo >>>>>>>>>>>>>> MJ Turbo got nuthin on MJ, Turbo got a broom, MJ gots a shiny sequence glove. I love how in that video you can see the strings holding up the broom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted July 4, 2009 Turbo got nuthin on MJ, Turbo got a broom, MJ gots a shiny sequence glove. I love how in that video you can see the strings holding up the broom Don't mess with Turbo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted July 4, 2009 Don't mess with Turbo MJ's cooler Check out the 50 second mark where he goes robotic, I dont think Turbo can look that mechanical then swiftly glide into the moonwalk and look as cool as MJ did Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted July 4, 2009 MJ's cooler Check out the 50 second mark where he goes robotic, I dont think Turbo can look that mechanical then swiftly glide into the moonwalk and look as cool as MJ did http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqV6E9Zol24 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted July 4, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqV6E9Zol24 Shiit. Were gonna have to dig MJ up and have a throwdown. MJ has never proved to have ceiling carving skills then making out with Giants Fan type wimmens. I'll......i'll call it a tie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted July 4, 2009 The only people who dance are women and gay men. And don't let some broad talk you into dancing. Just sit there, chug your beer, and ridicule the people who dance. Real men don't dance. We can barely walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted July 4, 2009 The only people who dance are women and gay men. And don't let some broad talk you into dancing. Just sit there, chug your beer, and ridicule the people who dance. Real men don't dance. We can barely walk. This fockin guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted July 4, 2009 Gene Kelly had him trounced! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted July 4, 2009 NOBODY was as cool as this focking guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted July 4, 2009 NOBODY was as cool as this focking guy. This guy was, and he liked little kids like Michael!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted July 4, 2009 This guy was, and he liked little kids like Michael!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted July 5, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxZfz2xoLqE >>>>>>>>>>> mj Text Comments (42) Options FetketBC (6 days ago) Show These videos are for those of you that think the late Michael Jackson created all his moves.He learned almost all the later moves (1981 on) from these guys.And learned a hell of alot from Michael Chambers AKA boogaloo shrimp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,548 Posted July 5, 2009 He also made molesting kids cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,548 Posted July 6, 2009 So graceful, so swift So What Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uh-huh 0 Posted July 6, 2009 How many of these dancers in the videos posted could sing, dance and sell 750 million records? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted July 6, 2009 How many of these dancers in the videos posted could sing, dance and sell 750 million records? ...or wear a little white glove, or comfortably sleep with McCauley Caulkin, or have interchangable noses, or talk like a little girl, and be 400 million dollars in debt! What a stud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uh-huh 0 Posted July 6, 2009 ...or wear a little white glove, or comfortably sleep with McCauley Caulkin, or have interchangable noses, or talk like a little girl, and be 400 million dollars in debt! What a stud! ... and have people posting about him even after he died, as well as 1.6 million people entering a lottery to attend his MEMORIAL SERVICE. Yep, you are right -- he was an entertainment stud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted July 6, 2009 The only people who dance are women and gay men. And don't let some broad talk you into dancing. Just sit there, chug your beer, and ridicule the people who dance. Real men don't dance. We can barely walk. Sounds like the bitter guy at the school dance standing by himself at the punchbowl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted July 6, 2009 ... and have people posting about him even after he died, as well as 1.6 million people entering a lottery to attend his MEMORIAL SERVICE. Yep, you are right -- he was an entertainment stud. Sadly he was, and should have still been one, but weirded out, and was only a side show stud at death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted July 6, 2009 He made dancin cool, even the uber alphamale couldnt disagree The only answer to this is Gene Kelly. Dude was uber cool, suave, smart, athletic as all hell, choreographed the dance routines, sang - the whole shebang. Gene kelley made dancing cool. Fred Astaire was a 'mo. Gene Kelly was a man's man that could dance circles around MJ. Special Mention to Donald O'Connor as well - most underrated sidekick of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted July 6, 2009 Gene Kelly had him trounced! bumped from last week!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted July 6, 2009 bumped from last week!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted July 6, 2009 What was the move called when he'd catch his hair on fire and then run around screaming? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted July 6, 2009 What was the move called when he'd catch his hair on fire and then run around screaming? The Screaming Negro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted July 6, 2009 What was the move called when he'd catch his hair on fire and then run around screaming? Napalm Tango. Jeri Curl Twirl. Global Warming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,642 Posted July 6, 2009 In the famous dance routine in which Gene Kelly sings the title song while twirling an umbrella, splashing through puddles and getting soaked to the skin, Kelly was sick with a 103-degree fever at the time.[7] In addition, Kelly managed to perform the entire song in one take, thanks to cameras placed at predetermined locations. Badass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted July 6, 2009 Badass. .............and he didn't need to squeal or grab his crotch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
