Juggernauts 0 Posted February 14, 2010 Who got laid on Valentine's Day. It's only 8:51 am and I already know I'm not. The wife's Aunt Flo is visiting and she's not into MUA!!! There's 4 times a year I'm guaranteed getting laid and this one's wasted!!!!! I might suggest that as a gift she buys me a hooker. How do you think that will go over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,193 Posted February 14, 2010 Who got laid on Valentine's Day. It's only 8:51 am and I already know I'm not. The wife's Aunt Flo is visiting and she's not into MUA!!! There's 4 times a year I'm guaranteed getting laid and this one's wasted!!!!! I might suggest that as a gift she buys me a hooker. How do you think that will go over? She's got a mouf, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 758 Posted February 14, 2010 Whenever your mom gets home from church. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 8,085 Posted February 14, 2010 My wife woke up with a migraine and she's in bed. I'm thinking No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 14, 2010 did some 69 at about 7am, finished with some doggy style, then her on top Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernauts 0 Posted February 14, 2010 did some 69 at about 7am, finished with some doggy style, then her on top Link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted February 14, 2010 Wife has been suffering back spasms last few days, but... just got some outstanding oral (she has amazing skills) and finished with some hot in-out action. Got me off twice. She's a very good girl. Oh...34B I think, maybe C. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,625 Posted February 14, 2010 Boots and Biscuit are still sleeping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 758 Posted February 14, 2010 Boots and Biscuit are still sleeping. I'm sure the smell of fresh peanut butter on your slit will wake them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted February 14, 2010 All hail the Catholic saint who inspires Catholic girls to give you mind-blowing orgasms! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,193 Posted February 15, 2010 Last night we were at a bar in Tempe called the Library (link, mostly SFW I think) where the waitresses/bartenders wear sexy schoolgirl outfits, do Coyote Ugly dances on the bar, etc. Wife tells me that my Valentine's surprise is that she got herself the same kind of outfit. This morning I wasn't expecting anything because she had some work to do. To my surprise, she told me to come into our bathroom in 5 minutes. I walk in to see her in the outfit, and was instantly at full mast like a teenager. After a few minutes of grinding, I bent her over, did her doggy style watching her in the mirror, then finished in her mouth. Tonight she is making filet and lobster tail; we'll have a nice bottle of wine, maybe some port, eat some chocolate covered strawberries... she'll put on the outfit again, and we'll fock like rabbits. I win this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 758 Posted February 15, 2010 I win this thread. Not without pictures! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bweiser831 0 Posted February 15, 2010 Last night we were at a bar in Tempe called the Library (link, mostly SFW I think) where the waitresses/bartenders wear sexy schoolgirl outfits, do Coyote Ugly dances on the bar, etc. Wife tells me that my Valentine's surprise is that she got herself the same kind of outfit. This morning I wasn't expecting anything because she had some work to do. To my surprise, she told me to come into our bathroom in 5 minutes. I walk in to see her in the outfit, and was instantly at full mast like a teenager. After a few minutes of grinding, I bent her over, did her doggy style watching her in the mirror, then finished in her mouth. Tonight she is making filet and lobster tail; we'll have a nice bottle of wine, maybe some port, eat some chocolate covered strawberries... she'll put on the outfit again, and we'll fock like rabbits. I win this thread. might have a hard time beating JT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,100 Posted February 15, 2010 Last night we were at a bar in Tempe called the Library (link, mostly SFW I think) where the waitresses/bartenders wear sexy schoolgirl outfits, do Coyote Ugly dances on the bar, etc. Wife tells me that my Valentine's surprise is that she got herself the same kind of outfit. This morning I wasn't expecting anything because she had some work to do. To my surprise, she told me to come into our bathroom in 5 minutes. I walk in to see her in the outfit, and was instantly at full mast like a teenager. After a few minutes of grinding, I bent her over, did her doggy style watching her in the mirror, then finished in her mouth. Tonight she is making filet and lobster tail; we'll have a nice bottle of wine, maybe some port, eat some chocolate covered strawberries... she'll put on the outfit again, and we'll fock like rabbits. I win this thread. Meh, she whored that outfit for me last week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted February 15, 2010 Last night we were at a bar in Tempe called the Library (link, mostly SFW I think) where the waitresses/bartenders wear sexy schoolgirl outfits, do Coyote Ugly dances on the bar, etc. Wife tells me that my Valentine's surprise is that she got herself the same kind of outfit. This morning I wasn't expecting anything because she had some work to do. To my surprise, she told me to come into our bathroom in 5 minutes. I walk in to see her in the outfit, and was instantly at full mast like a teenager. After a few minutes of grinding, I bent her over, did her doggy style watching her in the mirror, then finished in her mouth. Tonight she is making filet and lobster tail; we'll have a nice bottle of wine, maybe some port, eat some chocolate covered strawberries... she'll put on the outfit again, and we'll fock like rabbits. I win this thread. The Library outfits are hot. Kudos to the mrs for creativity. Looks like us old guys from Arizona are getting along alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,193 Posted February 15, 2010 The Library outfits are hot. Kudos to the mrs for creativity. Looks like us old guys from Arizona are getting along alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted February 15, 2010 Anyway..I'm focked up. Just curious if anybody has any ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,625 Posted February 16, 2010 Not without pictures! Why would you want to see his geriatric cack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,193 Posted February 16, 2010 Why would you want to see his geriatric cack? Mine has produced 3 kids (that I know of), so it is highly functional. Yours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,625 Posted February 16, 2010 Mine has produced 3 kids (that I know of), so it is highly functional. Yours? Mine has produced exactly what it was made to do... No kids and 100 or so satisfied members of the female persuasion. also, I call BS on the 3 kids. They look nothing like you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
