sheadtoo 1 Posted June 1, 2010 You know after reading all this I don't feel so bad that I will not share my chap stick.....You guys are FOCKED UP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 1, 2010 I never open the door with my hand. Either my foot, or with paper towels. Me either. Hell, I have to figure out some way of propping my cane up to not get it all focking filthy as well. I am shocked to learn that so many geeks like the taste of their own cack, not to mention all the other cacks from everyone that has ever been in the restroom they were using. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 1, 2010 I do like black wimmens butt's..... That isn't weird, that's normal, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 1, 2010 keep my glass in the fridge. after i use it i put it back in the fridge. repeat over and over until basically my wife finally puts it in the sink or dishwasher. who knows maybe this is more common than i think? On the rare occasions I use a glass, I do the same thing. Milk is wonderful out of a could glass. Usually, I just drink from the jugs though. Also, like some have said in this thread, I have had a fan going when I sleep for the past 30 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,250 Posted June 1, 2010 That isn't weird, that's normal, right? Not for me. Heres my theory. Go ahead and take allll the women with black asses you want. Women spread as they age and if you start out with a black ass you end up with fat ass. If you start with a thinner girl she can grow into her ass without it being fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 2, 2010 Not for me. Heres my theory. Go ahead and take allll the women with black asses you want. Women spread as they age and if you start out with a black ass you end up with fat ass. If you start with a thinner girl she can grow into her ass without it being fat. THe way you go through women, what do you care what they might look like in 10 years. I like big butts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted June 2, 2010 I never open the door with my hand. Either my foot, or with paper towels. The armrest, the seat, your pants (which probably have minuscule amounts of splash back), etc. More germs touch a gas pump than your cack. If you're scared of the germs on your cack, you should wash your hands after you touch anything. Again, i wash my hands because i've done it all my life. I can't walk out of the bathroom without washing my hands. But thinking logically, washing your hands after pissing isn't very high on the list of what you should wash your hands after doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 519 Posted June 2, 2010 I tap my fingers alot, in the exact same order every time. (pinky. index. ring. thumb. middle. thumb. ring. index. pinky, index, ring...and so on.) I don't know why but I have as long as I can remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 2, 2010 When I beat off, rather than wipe it up with a sock or napkin, i simply scoop it up and eat it. But before I do, I always pinch some between my fingers and flick it onto my face to represent taking a facial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,911 Posted June 2, 2010 I cant get behind the germ fears that most have. When I am in a public place..I would say that I wash my hands 95% of the time....even if that wash is just a quick rinse. When I am at home, that % drops to near zero(cept when deuce dropping--thats a 100% always). Bu tthrough the day, I will wash my hands here and there just because. I'm not obsessive by any stretch, I just like to doo it once in a while. Like many have said, there are SOOOOO many worse things your hands will come in contact with. if many of you actually had the ability to see what is on your hands, and how quickly it gets there, you all would mostly curl up in a fetal position and die. We have natural germ resistance for a reason. I trust mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted June 2, 2010 When I beat off, rather than wipe it up with a sock or napkin, i simply scoop it up and eat it. But before I do, I always pinch some between my fingers and flick it onto my face to represent taking a facial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted June 2, 2010 When I switch to a new window on my computer (say from MS Word to Firefox), I click the new program upwards to 10 times in a row. It makes no sense. I don't know why I do it. I just do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killersquids 3 Posted June 2, 2010 Speaking of washing your hands, if I have touched any food with my hands in the course of a meal (fries, burgers, etc.), I wash my hands immediately afterwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 2, 2010 The armrest, the seat, your pants (which probably have minuscule amounts of splash back), etc. More germs touch a gas pump than your cack. If you're scared of the germs on your cack, you should wash your hands after you touch anything. Again, i wash my hands because i've done it all my life. I can't walk out of the bathroom without washing my hands. But thinking logically, washing your hands after pissing isn't very high on the list of what you should wash your hands after doing. No sh1t on the gas pump. I always grab some towels that are there to clean windows and use them to handle the pump, gas cap, etc... I use the back of my knuckles to push the buttons. Hard telling who used the pump before me. Nose pickers, ass pickers, queers who just had their fist up some dudes ass, and lets not forget all the disgusting folks who don't wash their hands after going to the john. First thin I do EVERY single time I get home from ANYWHERE is wash my hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites