jvirne 0 Posted June 1, 2010 BLS> I mean this in the kindest, most compassionate way possible: look into speaking to a professional. If you find a decent one, it will help. No need to respond to this. Just mull it over and act or don't act. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 1, 2010 BLS> I mean this in the kindest, most compassionate way possible: look into speaking to a professional. If you find a decent one, it will help. No need to respond to this. Just mull it over and act or don't act. Totally agree, jvirne. Paranoia of this degree is a horrible way to go through life and could grow from just being scared that everyone is out to get you to actually making you dangerous to be around. Who's to say it won't evolve evolve into your mind falsely interpretting someone as a threat and you doing something stupid? Usually mental issues start out small and get worse. Also, calling paranoia 'situational awareness' is pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted June 1, 2010 Haha So do I. I also shave in the shower with a fogless mirror. I call BS on this one. There is no such thing as a fogless mirror. At least I haven't found one yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted June 1, 2010 If the host brings me to a center table, I'll walk out. y does this matter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted June 1, 2010 I call BS on this one. There is no such thing as a fogless mirror. At least I haven't found one yet http://www.amazon.com/Zadro-Lighted-Fogles...k/dp/B0000WM2M2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 Totally agree, jvirne. Paranoia of this degree is a horrible way to go through life and could grow from just being scared that everyone is out to get you to actually making you dangerous to be around. Who's to say it won't evolve evolve into your mind falsely interpretting someone as a threat and you doing something stupid? Usually mental issues start out small and get worse. Also, calling paranoia 'situational awareness' is pretty funny. If we're turning this thread into a "seek counseling thread", then may I suggest couples counseling for you and RP? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 1, 2010 If we're turning this thread into a "seek counseling thread", then may I suggest couples counseling for you and RP? Can't speak for RP, but I've never once had a political argument outside of this board. It's just something I do for fun on here. BLS' behavior is his actual real-life behavior. I don't think anyone is attacking him. Just trying to get him help. It can't be fun living that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 Can't speak for RP, but I've never once had a political argument outside of this board. It's just something I do for fun on here. BLS' behavior is his actual real-life behavior. I don't think anyone is attacking him. Just trying to get him help. It can't be fun living that way. You're out to get him.....I know it!!!........DAMN IT!!! I KNOW IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 1, 2010 I shave, brush my teeth and jerk off in the shower. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted June 1, 2010 I lift the toilet seat up to see what's under it before I sit. I always think something might be under it like a spider or splatter from the previous tenant. I never open any bathroom door from the inside with my hands, nor flush a public toilet with my hands. I either use my feet or a wad of paper towels. I freakin hate it when I walk in, and the bathroom has an air dryer! I tattle on all men at work who I see walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands. I see you do it, I won't shake your hand ever again! And neither will anyone else at work. You're focking gross! I think I have a thing about germs.... I USE to wash my hands after pissing in public bathrooms just for show basically. Now i have even stopped that. It's like my shower thing, i don't see the point in washing something that's not dirty. I barely touch my d1ck, which is usually one of the cleanest parts of your body(the balls are a different story though), i don't piss on them, even if i did urine is sterile. NEVER got the point to washing you're hands after pissing other than "society" says to do it. Crapping is a WHOLE different story, i wash thoroughly with soap after dropping a duece. I take like 2-3 dueces a day, so i wash my hands plenty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,230 Posted June 1, 2010 I do like black wimmens butt's..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted June 1, 2010 Note to self: At the geek meet Vegas 2020, don't shake hands with CTT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 I USE to wash my hands after pissing in public bathrooms just for show basically. Now i have even stopped that. It's like my shower thing, i don't see the point in washing something that's not dirty. I barely touch my d1ck, which is usually one of the cleanest parts of your body(the balls are a different story though), i don't piss on them, even if i did urine is sterile. NEVER got the point to washing you're hands after pissing other than "society" says to do it. Crapping is a WHOLE different story, i wash thoroughly with soap after dropping a duece. I take like 2-3 dueces a day, so i wash my hands plenty. Reported! I also won't eat from open food dishes. Don't care if it's M&M's or peanuts or whatever. I saw someone walk out of the bathroom once without washing their hands and go straight to the M&M bowl. Nasty!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted June 1, 2010 Note to self: At the geek meet Vegas 2020, don't shake hands with CTT. Considering piss will likely be the cleanest thing i touch in Vegas, probably a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 1, 2010 I saw someone walk out of the bathroom once without washing their hands and go straight to the M&M bowl. Nasty!!! According to Can'tTouchThis, piss and cack are very clean and good for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted June 1, 2010 After washing my hands, I won't dry them with an air dryer. You know the filter on that thing is just filled with ###### particles, you're covering your hands in dirty bathroom air. I'll just wipe my hands on my pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted June 1, 2010 I USE to wash my hands after pissing in public bathrooms just for show basically. Now i have even stopped that. It's like my shower thing, i don't see the point in washing something that's not dirty. I barely touch my d1ck, which is usually one of the cleanest parts of your body(the balls are a different story though), i don't piss on them, even if i did urine is sterile. NEVER got the point to washing you're hands after pissing other than "society" says to do it. Crapping is a WHOLE different story, i wash thoroughly with soap after dropping a duece. I take like 2-3 dueces a day, so i wash my hands plenty. Not to self - never eat at CantTouchThis' house. Wow......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josh wiley 58 Posted June 1, 2010 keep my glass in the fridge. after i use it i put it back in the fridge. repeat over and over until basically my wife finally puts it in the sink or dishwasher. who knows maybe this is more common than i think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted June 1, 2010 When i fart, I cup my hands and bring the air up to my nose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,588 Posted June 1, 2010 If I dont floss my teeths twice a day, I feel off. Thtes weird. What makes you a weirdo? I floss after ever every meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted June 1, 2010 Do you guys REALLY wash your hands after you piss? I am talking not for show in public, everywhere. I have talked intensely about this several times, and did some research to confirm, i would say 60-70% of guys don't wash after pissing. Either you all are germaphobes or are focking putting on a show to cover up the fact you also don't wash after pissing. I am JUST talking about number 1. Number 2 is a different story, i always wash after that, even in the wilderness i find a way. C'mon guys, really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 356 Posted June 1, 2010 I USE to wash my hands after pissing in public bathrooms just for show basically. Now i have even stopped that. It's like my shower thing, i don't see the point in washing something that's not dirty. I barely touch my d1ck, which is usually one of the cleanest parts of your body(the balls are a different story though), i don't piss on them, even if i did urine is sterile. NEVER got the point to washing you're hands after pissing other than "society" says to do it. Crapping is a WHOLE different story, i wash thoroughly with soap after dropping a duece. I take like 2-3 dueces a day, so i wash my hands plenty. It's touching stuff in the bathroom that gets to me...door handle, stall handle, (flush with my foot), faucet, tissue dispenser, etc. The worst would be the receptical for feminine products which has to be opened with a hand, and I use a tissue for that. Maybe there aren't more germs on those surfaces in a restroom compared to other public areas, but it just seems that way, and that's enough to need to wash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted June 1, 2010 I have to sit in a booth or a corner table at a restaurant, preferably with my back to a wall. If the host brings me to a center table, I'll walk out. I'm surprised so many people have responded to you but i'll be another. This one is completely irrational. All you have to say is, i prefer a booth. You might have to wait a few more min, but it will be less than the time it takes you to get to a new restaurant. I USE to wash my hands after pissing in public bathrooms just for show basically. Now i have even stopped that. It's like my shower thing, i don't see the point in washing something that's not dirty. I barely touch my d1ck, which is usually one of the cleanest parts of your body(the balls are a different story though), i don't piss on them, even if i did urine is sterile. NEVER got the point to washing you're hands after pissing other than "society" says to do it. Crapping is a WHOLE different story, i wash thoroughly with soap after dropping a duece. I take like 2-3 dueces a day, so i wash my hands plenty. I've been thinking about this too. Do you wash your hands every time you touch your face, arm, leg, shin, etc.? Whats so different about your cack. I still wash my hands because it feels weird walking out the bathroom without washing my hands, but i can see where you're coming from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 314 Posted June 1, 2010 Totally agree, jvirne. Paranoia of this degree is a horrible way to go through life and could grow from just being scared that everyone is out to get you to actually making you dangerous to be around. Who's to say it won't evolve evolve into your mind falsely interpretting someone as a threat and you doing something stupid? Usually mental issues start out small and get worse. Also, calling paranoia 'situational awareness' is pretty funny. Not to start an argument, and I agree, sometimes it gets to be a lot to deal with, but situational awareness is not paranoia. Paranoia is assuming everyone who comes to my door at my home wants to kill me. Paranoia is having to go back and check to make sure you didn't leave the iron on, the stove on, or whatever. I never worry about that stuff. I've been attacked twice in my life, (once by a guy I knew and his buddy, the other a mugging)both times because I failed to notice the threats before it became a problem. I read books on it and learned that situational awareness is the single most important key to keep from being a victim. However, it does open doors to looking at things differently so I try to make sure to keep it all in check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 Do you guys REALLY wash your hands after you piss? I am talking not for show in public, everywhere. I have talked intensely about this several times, and did some research to confirm, i would say 60-70% of guys don't wash after pissing. Either you all are germaphobes or are focking putting on a show to cover up the fact you also don't wash after pissing. I am JUST talking about number 1. Number 2 is a different story, i always wash after that, even in the wilderness i find a way. C'mon guys, really? I really do. The last thing I want is someone shaking hands with me who just touched their cack. And I give other people the same courtesy I would hope for by washing my hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 314 Posted June 1, 2010 I really do. The last thing I want is someone shaking hands with me who just touched their cack. And I give other people the same courtesy I would hope for by washing my hands. Yeah I wash my hands after every bathroom trip. But on the other hand, when I was a kid, I would shovel manure all day and then go eat burritos without washing my hands. It didn't bother me, but it aint' very sanitary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 Yeah I wash my hands after every bathroom trip. But on the other hand, when I was a kid, I would shovel manure all day and then go eat burritos without washing my hands. It didn't bother me, but it aint' very sanitary. Your messican? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted June 1, 2010 I really do. The last thing I want is someone shaking hands with me who just touched their cack. And I give other people the same courtesy I would hope for by washing my hands. I gotcha there, but i am saying if you really think about it, we touch things that are much more, on a molecular level, dirtier than our cacks. Touching the keyboard right now probably has more germs than what's on your cack. Honestly, i am NOT a germaphobe at all, i don't care about germs because it's pointless to try to obsessively clean everything to disinfect from germs. They will reappear within seconds, you have billions of germs on and in you right now, there are billions of germs everywhere you go and touch. It's just a pointless battle. Like i said, if something doesn't smell or isn't dirty, there is no point in cleaning it. I think that our sudden obsession with germs over the past couple of decades is just stupid and pointless. Like trying to clean everything around your house your kids touch and disinfecting your kids hands 20 times a day. All that will do is weaken your kids' immune system so when their older they get sick much more often. My parents didn't go to the extreme to "protect" us from germs, i got sick a lot as a kid, but after i turned 7, all of a sudden i stopped getting sick. Now i might catch a cold or minor sinus infection now and then, but i rarely, rarely get truly sick, same with all my siblings. It's just, one day i thought "What the holy crappola is the point in washing your hands after touching one of the cleanest body parts on your body? It's not like you are pissing on your hands..." so, fock it. Seriously, most of you are lying by saying you wash every time after pissing. Look it up, studies have shown, in public mined you when a lot of people just do it for show, that less than 40% of guys wash their hands after pissing. Yeah, i am sure you will find studies that contradict that, but from my experience from what i observed and heard from others, i would say that is a very generous percentage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted June 1, 2010 I gotcha there, but i am saying if you really think about it, we touch things that are much more, on a molecular level, dirtier than our cacks. Touching the keyboard right now probably has more germs than what's on your cack. Gross. Now I'm gonna have to start washing my cack in the sink after I take a piss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,995 Posted June 1, 2010 Do you guys REALLY wash your hands after you piss? I am talking not for show in public, everywhere. I have talked intensely about this several times, and did some research to confirm, i would say 60-70% of guys don't wash after pissing. Either you all are germaphobes or are focking putting on a show to cover up the fact you also don't wash after pissing. I am JUST talking about number 1. Number 2 is a different story, i always wash after that, even in the wilderness i find a way. C'mon guys, really? Absolutely. I also use a paper towel to open the door...... I carry hand sanitizer in my office, car, and home - use it all the time. Specially after touching money or gas nozzles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killersquids 3 Posted June 1, 2010 Do you guys REALLY wash your hands after you piss? I am talking not for show in public, everywhere. I have talked intensely about this several times, and did some research to confirm, i would say 60-70% of guys don't wash after pissing. Either you all are germaphobes or are focking putting on a show to cover up the fact you also don't wash after pissing. I am JUST talking about number 1. Number 2 is a different story, i always wash after that, even in the wilderness i find a way. C'mon guys, really? If it's in a public restroom and someone I know is also in there, I will wash my hands. I have never used soap to wash after #1, just rinse. In all other situations, I would say.....maybe 25-35% of the time I"ll rinse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
killersquids 3 Posted June 1, 2010 I can become fairly obsessed with how many miles are on my car, or how many miles are on my car as compared to my wife's car. For instance, right now I have 51,444 miles. That means I will break 51,500 (the next 100 mile milestone) on Thursday, unless I run a few errands tomorrow, in which case I will reach 51,500 tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 I gotcha there, but i am saying if you really think about it, we touch things that are much more, on a molecular level, dirtier than our cacks. Touching the keyboard right now probably has more germs than what's on your cack. Honestly, i am NOT a germaphobe at all, i don't care about germs because it's pointless to try to obsessively clean everything to disinfect from germs. They will reappear within seconds, you have billions of germs on and in you right now, there are billions of germs everywhere you go and touch. It's just a pointless battle. Like i said, if something doesn't smell or isn't dirty, there is no point in cleaning it. I think that our sudden obsession with germs over the past couple of decades is just stupid and pointless. Like trying to clean everything around your house your kids touch and disinfecting your kids hands 20 times a day. All that will do is weaken your kids' immune system so when their older they get sick much more often. My parents didn't go to the extreme to "protect" us from germs, i got sick a lot as a kid, but after i turned 7, all of a sudden i stopped getting sick. Now i might catch a cold or minor sinus infection now and then, but i rarely, rarely get truly sick, same with all my siblings. It's just, one day i thought "What the holy crappola is the point in washing your hands after touching one of the cleanest body parts on your body? It's not like you are pissing on your hands..." so, fock it. Seriously, most of you are lying by saying you wash every time after pissing. Look it up, studies have shown, in public mined you when a lot of people just do it for show, that less than 40% of guys wash their hands after pissing. Yeah, i am sure you will find studies that contradict that, but from my experience from what i observed and heard from others, i would say that is a very generous percentage. Think about it this way. You go to the movies, you have to piss. You leave the movie, go into the bathroom and do your buisness. You stroll back to your seat and proceed to eat your popcorn and enjoy your movie. However, the way I see it....You just touched the doorhandle that has the cack juice of 1.6 million men. Also, it has the shat juice of the 250,000 men who didn't wash after going #2. Your cack may be clean, but I'll bet 20% weren't. Enjoy your popcorn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted June 1, 2010 Think about it this way. You go to the movies, you have to piss. You leave the movie, go into the bathroom and do your buisness. You stroll back to your seat and proceed to eat your popcorn and enjoy your movie. However, the way I see it....You just touched the doorhandle that has the cack juice of 1.6 million men. Also, it has the shat juice of the 250,000 men who didn't wash after going #2. Your cack may be clean, but I'll bet 20% weren't. Enjoy your popcorn. But see, after you wash your hands and dry off, you still touch the door handle to get out; aka the deed of cleaning just done has been ruined. When you put your hand on the arm rest, same thing. I really don't care, if it won't kill me i don't really care. I guess i can kind of see how it bothers some people, but it never bothered me. Never cared about germs, again it's a losing battle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,502 Posted June 1, 2010 You people are pretty focked up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 But see, after you wash your hands and dry off, you still touch the door handle to get out; aka the deed of cleaning just done has been ruined. When you put your hand on the arm rest, same thing. I really don't care, if it won't kill me i don't really care. I guess i can kind of see how it bothers some people, but it never bothered me. Never cared about germs, again it's a losing battle. I never open the door with my hand. Either my foot, or with paper towels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted June 1, 2010 I'm afraid of pickles. There, I said it. The pickles are out to get me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted June 1, 2010 I never open the door with my hand. Either my foot, or with paper towels. Ok, you could have just said you were a germaphobe from the start and I could have not even debated on this subject. If i see someone doing that, i would try not to laugh, but probably would fail; i really wanna see someone someone doing this, too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 720 Posted June 1, 2010 Whenever I am eating meat, I cut up the whole thing before taking the first bite. People that cut off one piece and then eat it, and then repeat that over and over again bother me. I also sleep with a fan. If my body temp is above 98.6, I can't sleep. Also, the constant noise is soothing. I put on my pants/shorts/socks/shoes from left to right. An old superstition from baseball. I say three Our Father's and three Hail Mary's before bed every night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted June 1, 2010 Ok, you could have just said you were a germaphobe from the start and I could have not even debated on this subject. If i see someone doing that, i would try not to laugh, but probably would fail; i really wanna see someone someone doing this, too funny. Says the guy who stinks more than itsabigmoni.... Yeah, I'm a germophobe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites