What Is The Most Unromantic Thing You Have Ever Done?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,593]

I once had to take a shat on the first date and used the woman I was withs bathroom while she made ghey drinks for us to take before we went out. I ate messican earlier that day for lunch and unloaded in her bathroom cause I had no other choice. She didn't have fabreeze or any of that so I used her Liz Taylor Perfume to mask the scent of my vile and wretched stench. Her: "This steakhouse you're bringing me to better be good! I can't believe you sprayed Liz in my bathroom. That's expensive perfume!" Me: "I planned on spraying you. Hey....It was a joke................"

[shotsup 835]

Sitting on GF chest as she was a blowing me - Farted - but it rumbled off her chest - was NOT a SBD - she ended the session - the ###### that she was

[OldMaid 2,135]

Too many to list.

[shotsup 835]

Too many to list.

 

I'm up - go for it !

[OldMaid 2,135]

I once kissed a guy after throwing up unbeknowst to him...

[nikki2200 4]

OK. I'll answer seriously. I'm a really cranky person. Quite unpleasant actually. And sometimes the man I am with at the moment will come in for a cuddle or a smooch and I will give a really dirty look and say, "What do you want?" after feeling that my personal space is being invaded and the advance is unwanted. But then other times I will be all affectionate and want the romantic stuff so it leaves my suitors baffled. And sometimes I will even ask why they aren't being more affectionate with me. I know this is an issue but I can't help it. I am moody. I am Italian.

[shotsup 835]

OK. I'll answer seriously. I'm a really cranky person. Quite unpleasant actually. And sometimes the man I am with at the moment will come in for a cuddle or a smooch and I will give a really dirty look and say, "What do you want?" after feeling that my personal space is being invaded and the advance is unwanted. But then other times I will be all affectionate and want the romantic stuff so it leaves my suitors baffled. And sometimes I will even ask why they aren't being more affectionate with me. I know this is an issue but I can't help it. I am moody. I am Italian.

 

 

C V N T

[OldMaid 2,135]

Mine WAS serious.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,593]

I once kissed a guy after throwing up unbeknowst to him...

 

He knew.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,593]

OK. I'll answer seriously. I'm a really cranky person. Quite unpleasant actually. And sometimes the man I am with at the moment will come in for a cuddle or a smooch and I will give a really dirty look and say, "What do you want?" after feeling that my personal space is being invaded and the advance is unwanted. But then other times I will be all affectionate and want the romantic stuff so it leaves my suitors baffled. And sometimes I will even ask why they aren't being more affectionate with me. I know this is an issue but I can't help it. I am moody. I am Italian.

 

 

And we stand in line. "Baffeled".

[IGotWorms 4,063]

C V N T

 

 

Seriously, you should work on that nikki. There's no excuse for that type of behavior. I've dated women like you and you rationalize it like "I can't help it, that's just the way I am." Um, no. You could work on it but you choose not to because you're happy being a b1tch.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,593]

 I once ate a chick out and asked her where she kept her dental floss

[Alias Detective 1,459]

Farted while getting a BJ.  I said sorry.

[cmh6476 1,125]

Your mom

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

Farted when cuddling with the wife stink so bad she ran to the bathroom to puke 

 

I was secretly proud.

[Strike 6,012]

1 hour ago, cmh6476 said:

Your mom

How did it take 14 years for someone to answer this question correctly?  

[MikeMatt 368]

9 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Farted while getting a BJ.  I said sorry.

See post 2. Too funny to be sorry.