shotsup 833 Posted November 1, 2011 What do you got ? Me none - you all know all of my shiit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,841 Posted November 1, 2011 I got your Mom's skeleton in my closet. Surprisingly, with enough lube it's still doable. You should come over sometime and we can double team the b*tch!!! :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted November 1, 2011 I got your Mom's skeleton in my closet. Surprisingly, with enough lube it's still doable. You should come over sometime and we can double team the b*tch!!! :banana: wrong dude - she is still alive with no boobs after double masecodomy (HTF do you spell masecodmy ??) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted November 1, 2011 wrong dude - she is still alive with no boobs after double masecodomy (HTF do you spell masecodmy ??) Don't worry , Strike's got big enough boobs for all three of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted November 1, 2011 I touch myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted November 1, 2011 I touch myself I touch Kutulu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted November 1, 2011 I have 2 kids with a woman who was married then.....and is still married now. As far as I know he doesn't know they are mine. The mother informed me of all of this about 3 years ago and asked if I would "not rock the boat" as they have a good life. So at some point in the future I assume I will have a knock on my door and I will have to explain what went on from my pov. Dead beat dad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted November 1, 2011 I think kilroy wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted November 1, 2011 I think kilroy wins. Yes. And his prize is Eternal Lake Of Fire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,257 Posted November 1, 2011 I think kilroy wins. none of this is new though. I talked about it extensively here when I first found out about it and I got a myriad of responses to it. From the fact that im a deadbeat dad(not true) to the fact that I am doing whats right for now and that eventually everything comes out in the wash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,257 Posted November 1, 2011 Yes. And his prize is Eternal Lake Of Fire Trust me when I tell you......If I go to the lake of fire........it surely is not going to be because of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted November 1, 2011 I think kilroy wins. No, kilroy loses. The whorra wins, the dumbshit husband wins, the kids tie. I could not imagine not knowing my children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted November 1, 2011 I touch myself You have a touch of Downs Syndrome. Well, not just a touch. More like a haymaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted November 1, 2011 No, kilroy loses. The whorra wins, the dumbshit husband wins, the kids tie. I could not imagine not knowing my children. Regardless of your feelings I think she is right - Kilroy wins based on the title of the thread. I certainty cant beat that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,537 Posted November 1, 2011 I dated this chick in college (34B) that was in a serious car accident a year before we met that almost killed her. Her face was mangled like she'd been beaten by Apollo Creed in Rocky 3. She couldn't afford sugery and didn't really care about her appearance as she was always going out and seemed to enjoy the fact that she was alive. She was really smart, had a great body, and loved to fawk anywhere and time. I knew I had a problem when we went out on our first date. People started staring the minute we sat down to eat and I got off on it. I had full wood the entire dinner. I was amazed at.all the eyes that were on us. All I could do was scan the room and count how many people would take a peak and those who flat out stared. I barely talked to her while we were eating and she knew what I was doing. We had a black waitress that said: What happend to your face baby? I almost came right there. Later that night we went to this bar I used to hang out at. Same thing started happening all over again. The girls in the bar would not only stare at her, but they would also stare at me like I was somehow disfigured now. It was bizarre and sick but I enjoyed for some strange reason. We went out for a few months and she decided she was going to move back home and find a rich guy that could fix her face. I was devastated. I had a thing for her and have never forgotten about that face that looked like a pinapple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,257 Posted November 1, 2011 I shot a man in chinos......just to watch him die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted November 2, 2011 I shot a man in chinos......just to watch him die. I guess he wasn't the man raising your spawn ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted November 2, 2011 I was Tarheel Boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
