Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 2, 2012 An eagles and a cowboys fan walk into a bar, Everyone laughs at them Tony Romo attempts to sneak into a bar, but he is stuffed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 845 Posted January 3, 2012 A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches - $1.00 Handjobs - $5.00 He calls the rather attractive bartender over and asks her "are you the one that gives the handjobs?" She replies: "yes, I am." He replies: "Go wash your hands and make me a GD Grilled Cheese sandwich." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted July 29, 2016 A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and say "Wow man, where'd you get that?" The parrot replies "Africa. There's millions of 'em." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 29, 2016 A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and say "Wow man, where'd you get that?" The parrot replies "Africa. There's millions of 'em." fandandy walks into a bar on the moon... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,128 Posted July 29, 2016 A man walks into a bar. A fat ugly girl grabs his ass and says: "You're cute, you got a phone number?" The man relies: "Yes I do. Do you have a pen?" The girl replies: "I sure do." The man says: "You better get back in it before the farmer knows you're missing!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted July 29, 2016 A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out, we don't serve strings!" So the string goes outside, twists up and brushes his hair. Walks back in and the bartender says "are you that string again?" String says "Nope! I'm a frayed knot." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted July 29, 2016 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,306 Posted July 29, 2016 A man walks into a bar and proceeds to drink 20 beers while telling a long, incoherent story. Then the bartender says "last call Bunny"". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 29, 2016 If you walk a mile in my shoes - you'll end up in a bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,306 Posted July 29, 2016 If you walk a mile in my shoes - you'll end up in a bar. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 620 Posted July 30, 2016 A termite walks into a bar, sits down, turns to the guy next to him and asks , "Is the bar tender here?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted July 30, 2016 Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites