Effects of an all cashew and water diet?

[Scary Gary 19]

You can eat all the cashews and drink all the water you want---any time of the day.

 

A buddy of mine told me about it.

 

You think it'd work?

[DankNuggs 305]

constipation

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Bloody stools?

[cyclone24 1,814]

Bloody stools?

 

 

Pro: Lose a lot of weight

 

Con: Severe anal bleeding.

[Scary Gary 19]

No constipation, because for every cup of cashews, you drink 7 cups of of water. Flushes you out. And also, cashews are a smooth, creamy nut.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

No constipation, because for every cup of cashews, you drink 7 cups of of water. Flushes you out. And also, cashews are a smooth, creamy nut.

If you look like your avatar, I'll bust a smooth creamy nut on you face.

[NewbieJr 540]

That's basically zero carbs. Not sure where you'd get any energy from. I think you'd feel so sluggish after a few days you'd be practically immobile.

[cyclone24 1,814]

That's basically zero carbs. Not sure where you'd get any energy from. I think you'd feel so sluggish after a few days you'd be practically immobile.

 

So pretty much right where hes at now......

[patweisers44 697]

So pretty much right where hes at now......

OP was Scary Gary, not Go Colts Gary. HTH.

[Riddlen 1]

you would lose weight all three days you managed to stay on it

[Mookz 1,287]

Can I at least dip them in buvvalo gravy?

[phillybear 364]

You would get the urge to start walking around with a cane, a top hat, and a monocle while your body morphed into something resembling the number 8.

[heavy-set 39]

You would get the urge to start walking around with a cane, a top hat, and a monocle while your body morphed into something resembling the number 8.

can you eat skittles with your condition?

[Scary Gary 19]

So pretty much right where hes at now......

 

LOL.

[Scary Gary 19]

I was searching "buvvalo gravy" on google today.

This was the only place on the entire internet I could find any data.

[Mookz 1,287]

7 minutes ago, Scary Gary said:

I was searching "buvvalo gravy" on google today.

This was the only place on the entire internet I could find any data.

The system works. 

[Maximum Overkill 645]

3 minutes ago, Mookz said:

The system works. 

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