You are forced to own AND use one of the 18 things. Which is it and why

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/03/20/18-things-that-actually-exist-3-20-13/

 

I'll go with the mobile trash can. Because I suck at basketball.

[parrot 789]

Keyboard pants, then I could tell people, "I'm using the joystick".

[OldMaid 1,838]

Cat Armour!

[Mike Honcho 4,079]

Cat Armour!

 

that made me too.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/03/20/18-things-that-actually-exist-3-20-13/

 

I'll go with the mobile trash can. Because I suck at basketball.

RACIST!

 

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[rholio 339]

The mobile trash can would be cool in an office setting, great way to surprise / prank a co-worker.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

What if I already own three of them?

[Big Blue 06 195]

I would use about 10 of those things. The cat armor, the giant bag of cheetos, the moving trash can just to name a few.

[shovelheadt 62]

I'd fock the shat out of that zombie bunny.

[Voltaire 4,573]

After the first four I got nervous. I was thinking the pears were creepy but I'm numb to disgusting things since I live in China and besides they ought to taste good.

 

But then it got easier.

 

There's two I absoultly would love to have/use but would buy.

 

One I'd love is the sexcereal. I love cereal but options are severly limited in China- and especially in Panzhihua. We have cornflakes and muesli. This would be a third option. Any help with the sex life would just be an added bonus. I don't see any downside unless ten years from now it's shown to cause testicular cancer.

 

Another great one is the people colored pencils which would actually be quite useful since I have two (soon three) young kids who love coloring and also work with K/Pre-K kids all day. If you've done any coloring with kids, you'd know there's actually a need for people colored pencils.