Big Blue 06 195 Posted May 2, 2013 and here I thought her wish was for bigger breasts I think that's Kanil's wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted May 2, 2013 wait... there's a bacon tree? Why yes, yes there is... Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,348 Posted May 13, 2013 Wait, there's a poll out there about my weiner? voted - 157 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,502 Posted May 13, 2013 Hah. Touchee! feeley? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted May 14, 2013 Hah. Touchee! Is your wife doing Make a Wish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted May 14, 2013 Negative. Nothing that dramatic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
