BunnysBastatrds 2,581 Posted November 1, 2013 An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night.The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and theeffects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying outlate."The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted November 1, 2013 An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of night.The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and theeffects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying outlate."The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted November 2, 2013 Who else is heading to that same lecture this evening? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 4, 2013 I thought this thread was gonna be about banging fat chics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 864 Posted November 4, 2013 I thought this thread was gonna be about banging fat chics Or in Shotups case, getting banged by fat chicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,581 Posted Wednesday at 03:22 PM I pleaded a fifth this morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,094 Posted Wednesday at 06:36 PM 3 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I pleaded a fifth this morning A fifth of Bourbon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 710 Posted Wednesday at 06:39 PM 2 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: A fifth of Bourbon? He's cutting back. Or out of money. Bunny needs a go fund me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,581 Posted Wednesday at 08:43 PM 2 hours ago, NorthernVike said: A fifth of Bourbon? Absolut-sion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 341 Posted Wednesday at 09:24 PM 40 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Absolut-sion White Devil 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
