The real reason for my absence

[RecIiner Pilot 0]

I was out in my backyard shooting at a trespassing shunk, when that critter ran between my legs and I accidentally shot myself in the foot. No pun intended.

 

The insurance through my company wouldn't cover it, for some reason. So I signed up at the free healthcare website and got it healed up in no time.

 

So I've since been reevaluating my life decisions and needed time away to regroup. HTH

[Meglamaniac 380]

2.5 out of 10

[wiffleball 4,642]

too bad that Shunk didn't jump on your head

[edjr 5,567]

you make me want the real RP back

[tikigods 76]

I wanted to laugh.

 

[RecIiner Pilot 0]

I wanted to laugh.

 

Sorry that my real life isn't a terrible CBS sitcom. How's the herpes by the way? Still coming and going.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

If you had used armadillo, it might be a tad more believable. Weak effort at best, especially given the potential.

[RecIiner Pilot 0]

If you had used armadillo, it might be a tad more believable. Weak effort at best, especially given the potential.

Why would I shoot an armadillo, that's just dumb.

[tikigods 76]

Sorry that my real life isn't a terrible CBS sitcom. How's the herpes by the way? Still coming and going.

Still not funny.

 

I think your laugh button is broken.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

So did the skunk live?

[Reality 2,710]

Seems legit.

[MedStudent 56]

The fake rp had so much material to work with and this is the best he could come up with?

[NewbieJr 540]

The fake rp had so much material to work with and this is the best he could come up with?

That depends how you look at it. He's been unimaginative, boring, and disappointing. Perhaps we're not giving him credit for his spot-on impersonation.

[RecIiner Pilot 0]

That depends how you look at it. He's been unimaginative, boring, and disappointing. Perhaps we're not giving him credit for his spot-on impersonation.

How does it feel to finally be right about something?

[NewbieJr 540]

How does it feel to finally be right about something?

Invigorating.

[tikigods 76]

The fake rp had so much material to work with and this is the best he could come up with?

This.

 

Sad, really