Would you take this biggun to bangtown?

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

My wife is probably over 140, but she's also almost six foot, there is no way I'd call her fat. She's an ex college athlete and a yoga instructor, definitely not fat.

I won't call her fat either. I promise.

[jerryskids 7,195]

No. That's just not nice to look at.

 

Even with a 10-12 incher, it would be hard to plunge through all that flesh and make an impact on the puzzie.

 

This is the ideal situation if you want fleshy:

 

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/kabc/images/cms/505101_1280x720.jpg

Glad you posted that; I was thinking of her as an example of a hittable heavier chick.

[Bert 1,129]

I won't call her fat either. I promise.

She would definitely kick your little pansy arse.

 

Of course so would Corky from Life Goes On.

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

She would definitely kick your little pansy arse.

 

Of course so would Corky from Life Goes On.

Now how could you know that? But better to let your hostilities and act out your tough guy persona here on the Internet.

[kilroy69 1,273]

Omg yuck

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

Google "Christina Hendricks" and get back to us.

This

[jerryskids 7,195]

This

Had to google her. She's cute but apparently those ginormous funbags are fake? Meh...

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

Had to google her. She's cute but apparently those ginormous funbags are fake? Meh...

I love a big ass. Add in hips, lips, and titties.....that's what gets me there. Proportional wemens get me every damn time. That's just me.

[jerryskids 7,195]

I love a big ass. Add in hips, lips, and titties.....that's what gets me there. Proportional wemens get me every damn time. That's just me.

 

I get all that. I'm just turned off by the fakies, especially how ginormous she made them. I'd still fock her.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Had to google her. She's cute but apparently those ginormous funbags are fake? Meh...

No, her thing is that they are natural. Eh are always pushed up in gowns but they will hang if left. They are gorgeous tho.

[Bert 1,129]

Now how could you know that? But better to let your hostilities and act out your tough guy persona here on the Internet.

Which is exactly why I was mocking you Corky

[MDC 8,092]

Had to google her. She's cute but apparently those ginormous funbags are fake? Meh...

They're real, and they are spectacular.

[nospk 230]

She's obviously a member of planet FATness

Fixored

[jerryskids 7,195]

They're real, and they are spectacular.

Googling her I ended up on some plastic surgery site. It showed before and after face pictures, and it implied some boob work, but I may have misinterpreted.

[Bert 1,129]

Googling her I ended up on some plastic surgery site. It showed before and after face pictures, and it implied some boob work, but I may have misinterpreted.

Either way those things are awesome.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Googling her I ended up on some plastic surgery site. It showed before and after face pictures, and it implied some boob work, but I may have misinterpreted.

Just tabloid fodder, they are def real. Also funfanct, Kim Kardashians are real as well.

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

Which is exactly why I was mocking you Corky

When did I say who's ass I could kick?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Umm, NO!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,709]

After further review.... No. I like em big. But front butt is a turn off.