Tiger Watch - The Wyndham Championship

[cbfalcon 825]

I'll caddy for you. The TV coverage of our player/caddie banter would be legendary.

 

You'd think we'd get no airtime as I put up a 92 and 97. But I'd have so many smartass comments about Tiger needing to bang chicks, Fowler's molester stache, and how Matsayama is Pearl Harboring this tournament, that they'd have no choice but to give us airtime.

[KSB2424 3,148]

 

I do find it comical this is the 1st time Tiger is playing here in 19 years.

 

Could they have said, thanks but no thanks?

 

Record crowds, more media attention. Why would any tournament say no to Tiger?

[edjr 6,602]

 

Record crowds, more media attention. Why would any tournament say no to Tiger?

 

he has NEVER played there. He's always been too good apparently. Fock him.

 

He NEEDS this tourney to try and qualify for the playoffs. It would have been awesome if they said GFY

[Cruzer 1,995]

I do find it comical this is the 1st time Tiger is playing here in 19 years.

Could they have said, thanks but no thanks?

They never would, but it would be so great if they did.

 

I get these guys are independent contractors and I get the only people they are legally obligated to please are their title sponsors.... But never playing this event is sorry ass bullshiat. I think every golfer should pay homage to golf fans all over, not just in the cities of their sponsors. This tournament is a long standing pillar of the tour, one Sam Snead made legendary. The golf fans there spend money with their sponsors, the very sponsors who pay the players, just as much as they do in any other city... A commitment to play every so often is not a lot to ask - to never show up in your 19 year career is pitiful.

[patweisers44 848]

 

You'd think we'd get no airtime as I put up a 92 and 97. But I'd have so many smartass comments about Tiger needing to bang chicks, Fowler's molester stache, and how Matsayama is Pearl Harboring this tournament, that they'd have no choice but to give us airtime.

Me: "you got 170 front, 181 or 182 pin..."

You: "well, what is it?!?!? 181 or 182?"

Me: "does it really matter, hit the focking five iron."

You: "fock you man"

[dain11279 976]

 

he has NEVER played there. He's always been too good apparently. Fock him.

 

He NEEDS this tourney to try and qualify for the playoffs. It would have been awesome if they said GFY

Except for the fact that they can't. He's exempt to play and he committed to the tourney

 

They also printed out an extra 49,000 extra tickets which I'm sure they'll sell all of if he remains in contention. My god, he's such a horrible person!!

[edjr 6,602]

Except for the fact that they can't. He's exempt to play and he committed to the tourney

 

They also printed out an extra 49,000 extra tickets which I'm sure they'll sell all of if he remains in contention. My god, he's such a horrible person!!

 

don't be a doosh.

[dain11279 976]

 

don't be a doosh.

It's what I'm good at

 

And that was more directed towards the Newbies of the world whose blind hatred towards the guy astounds me.

[KSB2424 3,148]

The Golf Predictor Machine (GPM) has weighed in. I'll give the cliff notes version here as its exact analysis may be to technical for you guys.

 

To sum it up. Tiger Woods made a couple long putts and a chip in yesterday, however he also missed a lot of fairways (but not by much). Therefore it predicts a somewhat same outcome as Thursday and has set the over/under at 66.

[edjr 6,602]

It's what I'm good at

 

And that was more directed towards the Newbies of the world whose blind hatred towards the guy astounds me.

 

 

Newbie loathes cheaters. unless they have something to do with his favorite team

[Cruzer 1,995]

The Golf Predictor Machine (GPM) has weighed in. I'll give the cliff notes version here as its exact analysis may be to technical for you guys.

I doubt it.

[edjr 6,602]

The Golf Predictor Machine (GPM) has weighed in. I'll give the cliff notes version here as its exact analysis may be to technical for you guys.

 

To sum it up. Tiger Woods made a couple long putts and a chip in yesterday, however he also missed a lot of fairways (but not by much). Therefore it predicts a somewhat same outcome as Thursday and has set the over/under at 66.

 

on his 1st hole of the day (#10) he made an outstanding flop and it rolled in for Birdie

[Cruzer 1,995]

Newbie loathes cheaters. unless they have something to do with his favorite team

Newbie's Laws of Reasoning >>> Newton's Laws of Physics

[dain11279 976]

The Golf Predictor Machine (GPM) has weighed in. I'll give the cliff notes version here as its exact analysis may be to technical for you guys.

 

To sum it up. Tiger Woods made a couple long putts and a chip in yesterday, however he also missed a lot of fairways (but not by much). Therefore it predicts a somewhat same outcome as Thursday and has set the over/under at 66.

I'd put it closer to around 68 or so. The fairways thing doesn't matter all that much cuz unless he hits it off the map there's no rough at the place. I think he doesn't quite hit it as well as yesterday and misses a couple more putts.

[edjr 6,602]

Newbie's Laws of Reasoning >>> Newton's Laws of Physics

 

Titles are all that matter! Oh wait, my team has none.

[NewbieJr 541]

It's what I'm good at

 

And that was more directed towards the Newbies of the world whose blind hatred towards the guy astounds me.

What is there to like about him? For years I tried to find something. Never could.

 

Cheated on his wife and kid. Hundreds of times. He swears and has tantrums like a bipolar teenager. He's surly. When he was good, he'd ignore kids who wanted his autograph, while Michelson would spend hours signing away. He's just a dooshbag. What do you like about him?

[NewbieJr 541]

Newbie's Laws of Reasoning >>> Newton's Laws of Physics

Is your vagina still sore because I pointed out that your football team looks like the jailbirds from the Longest Yard.

[edjr 6,602]

Tiger is the perfect example of love and hate.

 

When he plays good, I love him and want more.

 

When he plays bad, I mock him and say get the fock off the course

[Cruzer 1,995]

Is your vagina still sore because I pointed out that your football team looks like the jailbirds from the Longest Yard.

Solid foundation building on both sides of the ball, defending Division champs, ready to get it started again - times are good in Cowboys land.

[edjr 6,602]

Solid foundation building on both sides of the ball, defending Division champs, ready to get it started again - times are good in Cowboys land.

 

If only you guys had Chandelier Bradford

[KSB2424 3,148]

I'd put it closer to around 68 or so. The fairways thing doesn't matter all that much cuz unless he hits it off the map there's no rough at the place. I think he doesn't quite hit it as well as yesterday and misses a couple more putts.

 

The rough isn't long but its Bermuda rough. You can't stop the ball on the greens from the rough (or its much more difficult), you get lots of 'fliers' etc. Unlike other courses you don't have to hack it out, but you are penalized.

 

A lot of guys hitting out of the rough hit the middle of the green but have zero spin (on fast greens) and it rolls off the back. Happens constantly at Sedgefield.

[edjr 6,602]

 

The rough isn't long but its Bermuda rough. You can't stop the ball on the greens from the rough (or its much more difficult), you get lots of 'fliers' etc. Unlike other courses you don't have to hack it out, but you are penalized.

 

Penalized? maybe you and me, not these guys

[NewbieJr 541]

Solid foundation building on both sides of the ball, defending Division champs, ready to get it started again - times are good in Cowboys land.

Romo might lead the team in rushing.

[Cruzer 1,995]

Romo might lead the team in rushing.

Ha, now that may be the case.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Tiger is the perfect example of love and hate.

 

When he plays good, I love him and want more.

 

When he plays bad, I mock him and say get the fock off the course

 

Isn't that the very definition of a "Bandwagon Fan?"

 

Either get on, or get off. Nobody likes a Bandwagon Fan.

[edjr 6,602]

 

Isn't that the very definition of a "Bandwagon Fan?"

 

Either get on, or get off. Nobody likes a Bandwagon Fan.

 

It's golf, it's week to week. don't be a smarmy cwnt

[edjr 6,602]

DL3 finished 2nd round at -10, lead by 2 (ATM)

[dain11279 976]

Sneds with a smooth 61 today

[dain11279 976]

Didn't take long to already miss a putt. Bogey on #1

[KSB2424 3,148]

Birdie on 3. Back to -6

[KSB2424 3,148]

Just misses Eagle putt on 5, tap in Birdie. -1 for the day. -7 overall.

 

Onward.

[edjr 6,602]

Bogey on 7. 1st time I turn it on and he hits a terrible tee shot and probably a bogey.

[dain11279 976]

Bogey on 7. 1st time I turn it on and he hits a terrible tee shot and probably a bogey.

 

Don't give up yet, ed. Stuffed a wedge on 8, burr-dye

[KSB2424 3,148]

The crowds are swelling around this threesome.

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CM9AbEaUkAAJd-I.jpg

 

Not bad for a Friday.

[edjr 6,602]

How about that blind girl thanking the announcers for enabling her to "watch" golf.

[edjr 6,602]

What a ripoff this pgalive bullsh1t is!

[dain11279 976]

What a ripoff this pgalive bullsh1t is!

Did you get it? What's the problem? I like it

[edjr 6,602]

Did you get it? What's the problem? I like it

 

why did they cut tiger's group off at 9 only to show holes 14 and 16?

 

of course I can't find where to cancel it

[dain11279 976]

 

why did they cut tiger's group off at 9 only to show holes 14 and 16?

 

of course I can't find where to cancel it

Tiger's group was one of the featured ones. They only show the featured ones until the network coverage comes on. Today it did at 3.

 

Do you have golf live extra?

[KSB2424 3,148]

Almost an Ace at #12. Rolls right beside the cup, still has a couple feet back for birdie.

 

Tiger isn't putting quite as well today (scoring), but he has complete control of the golf ball.