Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 15, 2016 Oh it's not a big deal, it's just pitiful, which is why I made fun of you HTH If you say so buddy. Only one It seems pitiful to is you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 15, 2016 Oh trust me I did. That was literally only 1 thing I did. Not counting the 4 other things. But if your wife likes vanilla ice cream why are you going to get her rocky road? Doesn't make much sense now does it? I knew my wife would like the candles and rose petals everywhere so I did it. Is it that much of a big deal to you that someone else's wife likes something that is unoriginal?Holycowtdwow goes on these holier than thou, above it all rants in any relationship based thread. Like he has this magical snowflake of a wife who is perfect. Also he acts like any man who has an imperfect wife needs to look in the mirror and it's their fault even if it's behavior that 99% of women share. I'll bet Mrs. Cowtdwow is a perfect wife even on her period and never acts bitchy or needy or crazy like everyone else's wife. I'd be shocked if he was even really married. But If his marriage is like an ideal scenario sitcom then hey more power to him. His poop prob smells like roses too. Also those things like rose petals etc are cliche ON TV, not real life. It's rare to see that stuff in real life and I'll bet your wife loved it. Please Holycow, describe your wonderful wife to us and all the ways she doesn't act or think like any other woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 15, 2016 Holycowtdwow goes on these holier than thou, above it all rants in any relationship based thread. Like he has this magical snowflake of a wife who is perfect. Also any man who has an imperfect wife needs to look in the mirror and it's their fault even if it's behavior that 99% of women share. I'll bet Mrs. Cowtdwow is a perfect wife even on her period and never acts bitchy or needy or crazy like everyone else's wife. I'd be shocked if he was even really married. But If his marriage is like an ideal scenario sitcom then hey more power to him. His poop prob smells like roses too. Also those things like rose petals etc are cliche ON TV, not real life. It's rare to see that stuff in real life and I'll bet your wife loved it. Please Holycow, describe your wonderful wife to us and all the ways she doesn't act or think like any other woman. Eh like I said it doesn't bother me. But yea she loved it. It was a nice surprise at the end of everything. She hasn't had anything like that ever done for her so it scored extra points. She even gave me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 15, 2016 I'm just busting Hoytds balls, he doesn't go on rants. My point was that while it's an unoriginal idea on tv, in real life not many women have actually seen it done for them. Unfortunately, most wives take what they see on tv as gospel and the norm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,819 Posted February 15, 2016 I took what was mine and did what I wanted with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 15, 2016 I took what was mine and did what I wanted with it. I just hope that blow up doll has been sanitized Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted February 16, 2016 She hasn't had anything like that ever done for her so it scored extra points. I assume you believed her when she used that same line about anal fisting, and multi-race gang banging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 16, 2016 I assume you believed her when she used that same line about anal fisting, and multi-race gang banging. Yea I did. My wife isn't your wife who gets plowed by black dudes in the alley. Sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 16, 2016 Well this took a turn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted February 16, 2016 Well this took a turn. It doesn't matter. The wife is fictitious. Just like the parents who ran a casino in the Carolinas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 16, 2016 It doesn't matter. The wife is fictitious. Just like the parents who ran a casino in the Carolinas. Yep. Fictitious. I just spawned into being. Didn't have parents Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,270 Posted February 16, 2016 It doesn't matter. The wife is fictitious. Just like the parents who ran a casino in the Carolinas. I don't recall the casino thing, what was that story? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 16, 2016 I don't recall the casino thing, what was that story? Back when gambling was legal in SC my mom got hired by a guy out of myrtle beach to manage a couple casinos on the state line between NC and SC. Not really a big deal. Vudu just likes to be a little b1tch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,819 Posted February 16, 2016 Back when gambling was legal in SC my mom got hired by a guy out of myrtle beach to manage a couple casinos on the state line between NC and SC. Not really a big deal. Vudu just likes to be a little b1tch The smoke in those places must have been awful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted February 16, 2016 The smoke in those places must have been awful They were. A lot of old ladies who smoked would come in every day. Only plus thing about it when I was a kid was we had a golf cart that we used to drive from one casino to the other. So I played around on that most of the time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 16, 2016 I think it's sad some guys are too worried about being cool and manly to show the softer side and do something sappy for the woman they love. Just like a good woman can be a mother, a hard worker, a lady, and a freak, a good man should be a fighter when necessary, hard as he has to be when the circumstances, and secure enough to show the soft sensitive side. That builds intimacy. But what the Fock do I know. My love life has always been something like a reinactment of the Chernobyl disaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted February 16, 2016 Well unlike your wife, my wife's panties dropped so hard they fell halfway to China. God I love this holiday. It's literally the "buy me flowers and you can do whatever you want to me" holiday Glad to hear you get laid once a year. Kudos bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted February 16, 2016 No. Tried to get her Togo to Waffle House cause they were taking reservations but of course she wouldn't go for that. So I had to take her to an expensive restaurant in hill country. Doesn't bother me cause they have amazing food She sounds so loving and down to earth. Special you and her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
