Jacksonville at Tennessee: In-Game Discussion

[GornFishin' 57]

Truly entertaining reading. I kept thinking "but why 'fully baked'?"

 

Well, I imagine a fully cooked one would wobble violently when thrown, and begin to disintegrate before reaching it's target.

 

Thus mirroring both an actual throw by Bortles, and his career.

[unclemercy 51]

baked to golden brown. part of his elaborate ruse.

[mcgruber 17]

went to bed angry and woke up with 30 garbage time points. Thanks Bortles!

 

In all seriousness he looked as terrible as roto makes him sound. I almost gave myself an aneurysm yelling at the TV.

[brotherbock 349]

 

Well, I imagine a fully cooked one would wobble violently when thrown, and begin to disintegrate before reaching it's target.

 

Thus mirroring both an actual throw by Bortles, and his career.

 

Yeah, his giblets are showing these days.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Man, if I knew the Titans were going to choke f*ck the Jags like that I would have started Bortles just for the inevitable garbage time. 39.7 pts in this league's scoring (cut him to start *vomit* Fitzpatrick while Rivers has the Denver road game).