Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 13, 2018 Is this an old age thing? I drink plenty of water everyday Wake up this morning feeling like i have to crap. Kinda crampy and pressure in lower abdomen. Blow it up... go out and spen an hour shoveling snow... come in... take a piss and boom.. theres the blood. So I ask my wife she says you probably have a uti. Wtf! Now I have to go to some local yokel outpatient sh1thole to get an antibiotic. Dammit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 13, 2018 Cranberry juice is your friend 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Pickles 10 Posted January 13, 2018 It's not a uti. How much anal sex have you had in the last few days? Probably too much cokk in your arse that broke some blood vessels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 13, 2018 Men get UTIs much less frequently than women, and they are waaaay over diagnosed in both sexes. That being said, older dudes can get them if their prostate obstructs adequate bladder drainage. And ghey dudes who engage in a lot of anal insertive intercourse. There are a lot of other reasons for bloody urine as well, kidney stones being a relatively common one. Go get a urinalysis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 13, 2018 Men get UTIs much less frequently than women, and they are waaaay over diagnosed in both sexes. That being said, older dudes can get them if their prostate obstructs adequate bladder drainage. And ghey dudes who engage in a lot of anal insertive intercourse. There are a lot of other reasons for bloody urine as well, kidney stones being a relatively common one. Go get a urinalysis. Just make sure not to take EZO before going to get one. It throws off the urinalysis results. A urine culture is usually ordered in these cases anyway but results arent immediate. Cranberry juice is a very good thing to drink like shotsy said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted January 13, 2018 Cranberry juice on the way. I have had kidney stone before but that pain is usually in my back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted January 13, 2018 Penultimate likes to think like he's Marcus Welby, but I can work WebMD too. Turns out, blood in the urethra is fairly common with ectopic pregnancies. Alternatively, you could have a tubal ligation. Best to have both of these things checked out as soon as possible. Have you found yourself spotting lately? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted January 13, 2018 Just make sure not to take EZO before going to get one. It throws off the urinalysis results. A urine culture is usually ordered in these cases anyway but results arent immediate. Cranberry juice is a very good thing to drink like shotsy said It's nice when our health professionals put aside their competitive instincts and collaborate to give us the best care possible. Cheerio gents! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 14, 2018 Cranberry juice on the way. I have had kidney stone before but that pain is usually in my back Cranberry juice was debunked as a UTI treatment/prevention. The pain from a kidney stone is usually felt along the flank, but can radiate into the lower abdomen and groin, depending on where the stone lodges. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 14, 2018 Just make sure not to take EZO before going to get one. It throws off the urinalysis results. A urine culture is usually ordered in these cases anyway but results arent immediate. Cranberry juice is a very good thing to drink like shotsy said What is EZO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 14, 2018 What is EZO? Sorry meant AZO didnt realize it typed ezo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted January 14, 2018 Usually this happens when you let a guy have anal sex with you while in an unsanitary hot tub. Hope that answers your questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted January 14, 2018 It's nice when our health professionals put aside their competitive instincts and collaborate to give us the best care possible. Cheerio gents! sorry you said health professional(s) plural.... you lost me there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted January 14, 2018 sorry you said health professional(s) plural.... you lost me there You doubt their professionalism? Which one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted January 14, 2018 You doubt their professionalism? Which one? Probably the one that lied. Repeatedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 14, 2018 Sorry meant AZO didnt realize it typed ezo Sure you did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 14, 2018 Probably the one that lied. Repeatedly. Well one has actually proven he works and has worked in medical. The other...uses google and WebMD which is blatantly obvious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted January 14, 2018 Well one has actually proven he works and has worked in medical. The other...uses google and WebMD which is blatantly obvious I knew it!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 14, 2018 Well one has actually proven he works and has worked in medical. The other...uses google and WebMD which is blatantly obviousRemind me which one has admitted to lying about being a physician? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 14, 2018 Remind me which one has admitted to lying about being a physician? Dont need to. But I ACTUALLY work in healthcare and have done so for years which I have proven. Ive also seen doctors (ones who couldnt pass their boards) use google and WebMD to diagnose which seems awfully familiar with the stuff you post. But then again what do I know am I right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted January 14, 2018 Dont need to. But I ACTUALLY work in healthcare and have done so for years which I have proven. Ive also seen doctors (ones who couldnt pass their boards) use google and WebMD to diagnose which seems awfully familiar with the stuff you post. But then again what do I know am I right? you really should stop talking / posting / etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 14, 2018 Dont need to. But I ACTUALLY work in healthcare and have done so for years which I have proven. Ive also seen doctors (ones who couldnt pass their boards) use google and WebMD to diagnose which seems awfully familiar with the stuff you post. But then again what do I know am I right? I agree, you didn’t need to lie about being a physician. Yet you did for some reason. Probably the same reason you feel threatened by someone who has accomplished something you’ll never experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 14, 2018 Yawn. Capital B Boring. Some people here really are idiots who are only good online. Real life? I liked and pathetic. Kinda like WW and Pens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 14, 2018 Yawn. Capital B Boring. Some people here really are idiots who are only good online. Real life? I liked and pathetic. Kinda like WW and PensAnd some fabricate their “real” life for a handful of online strangers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 14, 2018 And some fabricate their real life for a handful of online strangers. Sure bro. You got it figured out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 14, 2018 And some fabricate their real life for a handful of online strangers. I believe he is in the medical field- @ $15 an hour - it's called medical billing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted January 14, 2018 Yawn. Capital B Boring. Some people here really are idiots who are only good online. Real life? I liked and pathetic. Kinda like WW and Pens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,172 Posted January 14, 2018 so a guy has a history of making things up on a fantasy football message board / sub message board and yet the people who are here just to diick around and have fun are the "losers"? it's super easy to get under digbys skin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,659 Posted January 15, 2018 Dont need to. But I ACTUALLY work in healthcare and have done so for years which I have proven. Ive also seen doctors (ones who couldnt pass their boards) use google and WebMD to diagnose which seems awfully familiar with the stuff you post. But then again what do I know am I right? Bump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted January 15, 2018 ...weird. Usually the Gift Shop is manned by volunteers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted January 15, 2018 Also Op- What's your protein and salt intake? no, this isn't a gay joke set up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 15, 2018 Also Op- What's your protein and salt intake? no, this isn't a gay joke set up. If he’s like the average American, way too much of both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites