shotsup 832 Posted November 15, 2018 Turns out they frown upon mixing human DNA with whale DNA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 15, 2018 Ive been known to do that after one too many. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 15, 2018 Reminds me of a friend of mine who spent thousands on medical school. Lost his license due to sleeping with a patient. Good guy too. Had to close his vet practice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 15, 2018 Turns out they frown upon mixing human DNA with whale DNA. Personally, I've never gone to bed with a whale but I've woken up with a few. #shamutoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 15, 2018 Personally, I've never gone to bed with a whale but I've woken up with a few. #shamutoo #shametoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted November 15, 2018 Reminds me of a friend of mine who spent thousands on medical school. Lost his license due to sleeping with a patient. Good guy too. Had to close his vet practice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted November 15, 2018 You should be banned from Reddit jokes for plagiarism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted November 15, 2018 Oh yeah... What about sperm whale? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted November 15, 2018 So was Dawn Brancheau. Too soon? ...such random data in my brainpan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,039 Posted November 15, 2018 When I was 17, my father got a letter from the Sheriff of Baraboo Wisconsin telling him that me, my brother and our friends were banned for life from setting foot in the Baraboo city limits. Not too sure about his legal authority to do that, but that was a red letter day in the Honcho house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted November 16, 2018 I was in europe and saw these two scottish women...so I say.. Hello ladies...what are you two fine scottish ladies up to? They got all offended and said Wales in a huff. So I asked what are you two wales up to tonight? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted November 16, 2018 I was in europe and saw these two scottish women...so I say.. Hello ladies...what are you two fine scottish ladies up to? They got all offended and said Wales in a huff. So I asked what are you two wales up to tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted November 16, 2018 You guys should read up on the autopsy of dawn brancheau. I mean she was literally scalped by that fuucking whale. But that whale was a fuucking mental case from day one there. Oh, and little known fact at a sister site on parrot Island I think, somewhere like that. Two months earlier another whale kill the guy. But SeaWorld did nothing about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted November 16, 2018 When I was 17, my father got a letter from the Sheriff of Baraboo Wisconsin telling him that me, my brother and our friends were banned for life from setting foot in the Baraboo city limits. Not too sure about his legal authority to do that, but that was a red letter day in the Honcho house. Were you guys giving the Hitler salute? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted November 16, 2018 Were you guys giving the Hitler salute? I hate Wisconsin Nazis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites