11 year old swats burglar in head with machete

[tubby_mcgee 686]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/home-invasion-suspect-who-was-thwarted-by-11-year-old-on-the-loose-after-walking-out-of-north-carolina-hospita

This comment left was hilarious:

"Dude shouldn’t be hard to find. Put out an APB for a dude with a piggy bank for a head.

[joneo 529]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 

[Voltaire 4,560]

Poor guy went into the house to  distribute toys and this happens to him.

[wiffleball 4,640]

The cops look ridiculous:

 

"Uh yeah, just call us when he's ready to leave."

[RLLD 3,455]

Oh boy, is anyone claiming the kid is racist and protesting yet?

[TimmySmith 2,782]

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His Aunt was outraged. 

"Who is responsible? Who should have been there watching him? Who should have been there sitting outside the emergency department? Who is responsible for allowing this criminal to walk out of UNC Hospital?" she told the television station. "We want to know who it is, and we want somebody to take responsibility."

It's good to see the relatives finally take an interest in the boy.  Now that they smell lawsuit of course.  

[RLLD 3,455]

6 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

It's good to see the relatives finally take an interest in the boy.  Now that they smell lawsuit of course.  

All valid questions, they had 11 years to answer  

[bostonlager 2,463]

21 minutes ago, Ray Lewis's Limo Driver said:

Oh boy, is anyone claiming the kid is racist and protesting yet?

It is racist to not want brown people to enter our country illegally so I see no reason it isn't racist to not want brown people to enter your home illegally. 

[frank 2,145]

He split. 

[wiffleball 4,640]

This is why they have them big bushy afros.

 

Cornrows are like Kevlar.