SUXBNME 1,335 Posted June 21, 2019 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386 An Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who authorities said kept an "attack squirrel" in his apartment, denied allegations that he fed his squirrel meth to "keep it aggressive." "Narcotics investigators arrested one man and are looking for another after they executed a search warrant Monday that yielded meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and a squirrel," said a statement from the Limestone County Sheriff's Office on Tuesday. Investigators searched an Athens, Alabama, apartment Monday after getting a tip that Mickey Paulk, 35, was keeping a methamphetamine-fueled "attack squirrel" at the residence, the statement said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 21, 2019 Actually, you're the one I think of with this story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 651 Posted June 21, 2019 Better than a pit-bull on meth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted June 21, 2019 Bunny moved to Bama? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted June 21, 2019 I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted June 22, 2019 2 hours ago, frank said: I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Fock...tip of my tongue and I don't want to google it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted June 22, 2019 2 hours ago, frank said: I propose to you, any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Tree rats. I shoot them in the face. Ram a stick up their azz, wrap them in bacon and throw them over a campfire. Dip them in cream of chicken. Mmmmmmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted June 22, 2019 Had to google it. Seen the movie,know the quote, but it wasn't the movie I was thinking of, Frank. You faggity basturd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
