You must choose one and live the rest of your life this way

[MDC 5,988]

Imagine your doctor had dongs for fingers.

Your annual prostate exam would be awkward.  

[KayJay1971 238]

1 minute ago, bostonlager said:

Getting a case of the gout in one of your ballsac toes... 

From someone that has had bouts of gout, this would be the suck. 

[The Observer 641]

3 minutes ago, MDC said:

Imagine your doctor had dongs for fingers.

Your annual prostate exam would be awkward.  

Especially if he came

[KayJay1971 238]

3 minutes ago, MDC said:

Imagine your doctor had dongs for fingers.

Your annual prostate exam would be awkward.  

I would imagine for you it would be normal? No?

[MDC 5,988]

21 minutes ago, The Observer said:

Especially if he came

Or if you did.  

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

3 hours ago, The Observer said:

Kind of related, but if I had the ability to suck my own cack, I don't think I would.  I don't know if it would feel like you're getting your cack sucked or feel like you were sucking a cack. 

You would never leave the house and you would black out your windows.  You would probably tell yourself that you will warn you when you are going to come, but then you would really lie.  

[The Observer 641]

9 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

You would never leave the house and you would black out your windows.  You would probably tell yourself that you will warn you when you are going to come, but then you would really lie.  

Go on

[The Elevator Killer 497]

10 minutes ago, The Observer said:

Go on

You're masterbaiting aren't you? 

[The Observer 641]

5 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

You're masterbaiting aren't you? 

You know what a narcissist I am. The mental image of me being both the giver and the receiver is hot! 

[The Elevator Killer 497]

16 minutes ago, The Observer said:

You know what a narcissist I am. The mental image of me being both the giver and the receiver is hot! 

[frank 2,171]

Threads like this make it impossible to explain this board to outsiders. 

[tanatastic 2,061]

Toes for sure, I can hide my feet better than I can hide my hands.