Cloaca du jour 2,072 Posted October 8, 2021 If you could have free, unlimited service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose? No...you cannot bang them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,062 Posted October 8, 2021 I'd take the cook, without question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted October 8, 2021 I would take the housekeeper for 3 years over the other options for 5 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,062 Posted October 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: I would take the housekeeper for 3 years over the other options for 5 years. I have a cleaning lady come over every other week---doesn't cost much, not sure what more having a daily housekeeper would do other than dishes and laundry. I'll take a good cook, cause I can't cook for nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,248 Posted October 8, 2021 My wife is a great cook so I'm between housekeeper and masseuse. I could easily get into a routine with a daily massage; different styles, different areas of the body (a good foot massage is dern near orgasmic). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,180 Posted October 8, 2021 Personal secretary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,304 Posted October 8, 2021 Definitely a cook. That would be a very early hire if I won the lottery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco breath 419 Posted October 11, 2021 glory hole isnt an option? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,600 Posted October 11, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 10:03 AM, Mike Honcho said: I have a cleaning lady come over every other week---doesn't cost much, not sure what more having a daily housekeeper would do other than dishes and laundry. I'll take a good cook, cause I can't cook for nothing. I have a 4 and 6 year old. They can destroy the house within hours of me cleaning it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,062 Posted October 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: I have a 4 and 6 year old. They can destroy the house within hours of me cleaning it up. Yeah, I can' see now why you would choose the housekeeper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites