NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, joneo said: It do go well! Had a great hibachi dinner. Learned some things about what she wants out of life. She knows she's very attractive but isn't pretentious. Likely we'll stay just friends but I believe there's some cues that indicate a potential expansion of the relationship. Meeting her at the local bar for Halloween party next Friday. Guess we'll see. When you get married, you'll have to invite the entire geek club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, joneo said: It do go well! Had a great hibachi dinner. Learned some things about what she wants out of life. She knows she's very attractive but isn't pretentious. Likely we'll stay just friends but I believe there's some cues that indicate a potential expansion of the relationship. Meeting her at the local bar for Halloween party next Friday. Guess we'll see. Oh fock, there was no spark? You got friend-zoneded? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, Utilit99 said: You should set her up with an alias on this site and ask her to join in. And if when you do, what alias would will you give her? hmmmm....I don't know if my fftoday persona is something I would want her to be messing with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mookz said: Oh fock, there was no spark? You got friend-zoneded? Yeah...pretty much. Still a chance though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted October 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, joneo said: hmmmm....I don't know if my fftoday persona is something I would want her to be messing with. Yeah, chicks aint worth it. Bros before hoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: When you get married, you'll have to invite the entire geek club. You would be invited. Along with BLS and TNG. (She'd realize what a big mistake she made staying with her hubby) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 21, 2021 49 minutes ago, joneo said: Yeah...pretty much. Still a chance though. Sounds like you may be falling into the same trap that I can't avoid, wherein you put her on a pedestal. I think you should be more of a ###### to her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted October 21, 2021 2 hours ago, joneo said: It do go well! Had a great hibachi dinner. Learned some things about what she wants out of life. She knows she's very attractive but isn't pretentious. Likely we'll stay just friends but I believe there's some cues that indicate a potential expansion of the relationship. Meeting her at the local bar for Halloween party next Friday. Guess we'll see. $5 says the “meeting her at the local bar” doesn’t have the same ring to her as it does to you. I could be wrong, but I would swing in for a puzzy grab and see how she really feels. Pun intended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Mookz said: Sounds like you may be falling into the same trap that I can't avoid, wherein you put her on a pedestal. I think you should be more of a ###### to her. You're likely right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 21, 2021 21 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: $5 says the “meeting her at the local bar” doesn’t have the same ring to her as it does to you. I could be wrong, but I would swing in for a puzzy grab and see how she really feels. Pun intended. It was that way. Now that I think I know what she thinks of me, I'm OK with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 22, 2021 Ok....this morning I get a text from her for a Halloween costume idea. It's a picture of "Free Breathalyzer Test" with the blow tube at the crotch. 1. She's thinking about me 8:00 a.m. 2. She's thinking dirty 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted October 23, 2021 On 10/22/2021 at 7:08 AM, joneo said: Ok....this morning I get a text from her for a Halloween costume idea. It's a picture of "Free Breathalyzer Test" with the blow tube at the crotch. 1. She's thinking about me 8:00 a.m. 2. She's thinking dirty Or maybe she's inferring that your cack is the size of a breathalyzer tube? Doesn't she know the GC requirement is a minimum of 10 inches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 23, 2021 49 minutes ago, DonS said: Or maybe she's inferring that your cack is the size of a breathalyzer tube? Doesn't she know the GC requirement is a minimum of 10 inches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 408 Posted October 23, 2021 2 hours ago, joneo said: Or maybe she knows it only takes a few seconds of blowing to get a result Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,179 Posted October 23, 2021 Make sure the machine is calibrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 25, 2021 I have taken the stance I'm not texting/calling her. Will be friendly when I see her. I refuse to be "that guy" who acts like a puppy dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted October 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, joneo said: I have taken the stance I'm not texting/calling her. Will be friendly when I see her. I refuse to be "that guy" who acts like a puppy dog. What if she pulls out some peanut butter??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, DonS said: What if she pulls out some peanut butter??? I'm good with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted October 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, joneo said: I'm good with that. Remember when girls say 'no' they really mean 'yes'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 25, 2021 Just now, Utilit99 said: Remember when girls say 'no' they really mean 'yes'. ummmm..OK Bill Cosby. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted October 25, 2021 2 hours ago, joneo said: I have taken the stance I'm not texting/calling her. Will be friendly when I see her. I refuse to be "that guy" who acts like a puppy dog. Beggers can't be choosers. Send her back a text with a slutty cop outfit and tell her she'd look great in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted October 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: Beggers can't be choosers. Send her back a text with a slutty cop outfit and tell her she'd look great in it. Suggest the following and really confuse/scare her... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted October 25, 2021 28 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: Beggers can't be choosers. Send her back a text with a slutty cop outfit and tell her she'd look great in it. She was the slutty cop last year at Halloween. I want her her to show up as Lady Godiva!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted October 25, 2021 41 minutes ago, joneo said: She was the slutty cop last year at Halloween. I want her her to show up as Lady Godiva!! Lady NoGaga would be better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites