IGotWorms 4,058 Posted May 18, 2022 G9ddamm I’d fock anything right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted May 18, 2022 Spring has sprung. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted May 18, 2022 Sex is almost like work to me now. If I can have it as I lay on my side under the covers with the lights off, maybe. Other than that. I'd rather sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,406 Posted May 18, 2022 Will you spoon me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear as we bask in the afterglow of our feverish, sweaty coupling? Will you sign a non-compete? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,450 Posted May 18, 2022 I won’t come in your mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted May 18, 2022 Cant you smell that smell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted May 18, 2022 I finally drained a while ago and then looked like old eggnog. I googled it, and it turns out that's not a good sign. But it's only bad if it continuously happens. If it does, then you probably have cancer. In my case, I think it's just because the s*** sat on the shelf way too f****** long. I mean they stop selling eggnog around New Year's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,292 Posted May 18, 2022 9 hours ago, wiffleball said: I finally drained a while ago and then looked like old eggnog. I googled it, and it turns out that's not a good sign. But it's only bad if it continuously happens. If it does, then you probably have cancer. In my case, I think it's just because the s*** sat on the shelf way too f****** long. I mean they stop selling eggnog around New Year's... This is also a concerning sign: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted May 18, 2022 28 minutes ago, DonS said: This is also a concerning sign: I am trying to think of who this was now. He is like 4ft tall. He literally needs to stand on a step-stool to exit his apartment. Who is it though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,292 Posted May 18, 2022 Just now, fandandy said: I am trying to think of who this was now. He is like 4ft tall. He literally needs to stand on a step-stool to exit his apartment. Who is it though? I think that was FrozenBeerNuts. Need to find the original thread. There was much hilarity by many posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,313 Posted May 18, 2022 1 minute ago, DonS said: I think that was FrozenBeerNuts. Need to find the original thread. There was much hilarity by many posters. Thank you, kind sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,292 Posted May 18, 2022 Found it! Edit: this was during the short lived Wild West days when we could embed any pic we wanted. God that was fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,995 Posted May 18, 2022 When I was in college, spring was my favorite time of year. The school year was almost over and it was as if the hotties all came out of hibernation at once. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
