Got mugged

[wiffleball 4,790]

Real life. Always thought I was too - something - for that. 

 

Woke up next day in horsepital.  Substantial TBi per notes. 

 

At least they didn't cut my pants and underoos off this time. 

Combing my hair for a week was just , gross. Like JFKs Dallas Barber. 

Starting to understand. When you see football players who are knocked out for 5 minutes and then they're a little woozy for a while. I was out for probably 12 to 16 hours? And it's not like a drunk blackout. To this day no memory but the hit. And for a few days, not top form. In fact, just fragments. 

It's not like I'm a God damn diamond currier.

Lost everything. 

 

Talked to Mung. A really solid guy btw. Maybe the best on the board. 

 

If you've ever been a victim of random crime, it's hard not to take it personally. Especially if you are a victim of random crime in short succession. It makes you paranoid. And makes you feel like you deserve it somehow.

 

Anyway, sad as it is, you guys are the best relationship I've had. Certai the longest. God bless you. I wish you all the very best.

 

[KSB2424 3,148]

Wiffle, read your post.  I was feeling very bad for you up until you told us you had JFK hair. Now I’m jealous. 
 

 

 

 

Tried to make you laugh, glad you are okay.  
 

[seafoam1 3,023]

Dear Lord.

[avoiding injuries 1,580]

Sorry that happened to you. I’m hoping for a speedy recovery and no lasting effects. 

[Hawkeye21 2,399]

Oh shlt!  I can’t imagine what that would be like. Glad you’re alright. 

[5-Points 3,528]

Those trannies are no joke. Just ask GF. 

[MDC 7,423]

Gotta keep your head on a swivel.  

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Parking Lot Pete took me for $20 in a Houston parking lot two decades ago. I'm still in therapy.