Does anybody fly kites anymore?

[wiffleball 4,788]

Early model drones. 

 

Well, them and pigeons.

[BeenHereBefore 1,467]

Very limited and see them about as much as lightning bugs.

[BeenHereBefore 1,467]

Also I miss the saying go fly a kite and was the nice way to tell someone to go F themselves.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

Handled a water claim for a kite shop in Jackson Square.An

apartment above it had a pipe burst and flooded his store. Half his inventory was water damaged and the other half was untouched buthe didn’t want  to sell it in his store and became salvageable merchandise so the insurance company could recoup some of ts money. Common practice for non-food/beverage items. That task was given to me.

 So I easily sold all the undamaged inventory back to the manufacturers for a reduced price. The somewhat damaged items only had packaging damage which wasn’t to bad. The kites still worked fine except for maybe ten%  So I put the word to friends I have stunt kites, cruising, colorful, and relaxing kites. Sold them all by the end of the month. Of course I kept a few of the best of the best.The double stunts kite was my favorite. Ver hard to learn how perfect the techniques and moves, but way better than fireworks shooting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

2 hours ago, wiffleball said:

Early model drones. 

 

Well, them and pigeons.

 

The kids get bored of it so fast, we will fly a kite once a year at the beach. The kids have fun for 5 minutes and then you have a sandy, cheap kite that you have to deal with. They never fit back into the bag once you take them out either.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

21 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said:

 

The kids get bored of it so fast, we will fly a kite once a year at the beach. The kids have fun for 5 minutes and then you have a sandy, cheap kite that you have to deal with. They never fit back into the bag once you take them out either.

 

 Not true. When I was ten, we’d buy those cheap bat kites, 

 

 

http://gaylakitememories.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-baby-bat-aka-bat-kite.html

 

We used to get these bat kites and attach razor blades to the nose and both wings. First kite stay airborne won. Either you win by tearing yo Opponents apart or going for the string.No rules. A tomboy hotly had a butterfly one. Kicked our asses.

[wiffleball 4,788]

Jawol! 

 

(In German)

 

Oh wait. I thought you said Fry Kykes..

[5-Points 3,395]

Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

[FrancieFootball 96]

You can't go wrong with the trusty old Sky Raider kite for a day at the beach with the kids. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

 Butterfly tomboy loved to hang out with us eleven year old puberty boys. She couldn’t stand her preppy sisters an other girls. She was thirteen and blossoming. Played touch football with us dodge ball, sandlot baseball, and would swim with us at my friends house. She’d challenge us to dunking matches wearing cut off shorts and a tank top. She beat most as they just wanted to be next to her really? She’s like, your next Bunny. Me: You’re kidding right  Butterfly Tease: Scared?  Me: No. What aerie we playing for?  Butterfly Tease: You win, seven minutes in heavy. I win, winners chive. Good luck.  We play and I’m winning. Just toying with her and she cheats. BT: Did you just grab my poosy??? Fawking pervert.  Me no!,, I turn around, and she put me in a headlock and wins. You owe me biotch!

 

 

 

 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

 So her dad is getting tired of her spending so much time with us horny boys and buys her a horse that summer and stabled it a few miles away. So we see her at the pool a few weeks later and she explains what’s up. She says she missed all us dumb asses. So BTease says to me that I owe her and she’s cashing in.  Me: OK… how?  BTease: Meet me at Mr. Walt’s stables in Kenner at noon. I have a job for you. 
 

So get there and she’s wearing her daisy dukes and tank top. Me: What’s up buttercup? BTease: Clean the stall of the horse crap and replace the hay. Mr. Walt has the fresh hay and feed. Change the water and we’re even. It took me over an hour but was good hour.

 Ever Takes the horse for a walk and comes back. Both were hot and sweaty as was I. She grabs the hose, shampoo, and a  brush. Me: Bath time?  BTease: Yep. Your slacking.  So she ties up the philly, and takes off the daisy dukes and tank  top. She had a bikini on underneath and started washing her.    Needless to say I had an instant boner and I took my time. Biggest tease iEVER met.  I went to see Mr.Walt and he gave fresh hay and feed. Me:: Thankyou Mr. Walt. .  Looking for any evening help?   Mr. Walt: Yea to clean stalls. .come back Monday.  I get back to the stall and and replenish it.  She.s brushing. All wet smiles galore. I rubbed one out and she finished.  Brushing. BTeas: We’re even, Thanks.  Tell your old man Bunny finds a way. I’ll be working at the stables till summer is over. She laughed. (Note- I never got past second base) but I did in my dreams.

 

 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

22 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Not true. When I was ten, we’d buy those cheap bat kites, 

 

 

http://gaylakitememories.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-baby-bat-aka-bat-kite.html

 

We used to get these bat kites and attach razor blades to the nose and both wings. First kite stay airborne won. Either you win by tearing yo Opponents apart or going for the string.No rules. A tomboy hotly had a butterfly one. Kicked our asses.

gay los angeles kite memories.  not clicking on that.  

[seafoam1 2,803]

On 7/9/2023 at 2:14 PM, wiffleball said:

Early model drones. 

 

Well, them and pigeons.

Your master likes little girls. And his kid likes to be high as a kite. Pinching little girl's nipples Joe. 

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,319]

On 7/9/2023 at 6:09 PM, 5-Points said:

Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Put a key on it in lighting storm.