last minute shopping list for nuclear war

[thegeneral 3,208]

Be sure to bury your Faraday cage at least 72 feet deep to achieve maximum benefits!

[posty 2,696]

If there is a nuclear war, I won’t need to worry about afterwards with where I live…

[frank 2,305]

17 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

condiments to make food taste better
 

 

[MDC 7,407]

Why does Justin root for nuclear war?  

[Gepetto 1,367]

 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

I am going to need a really big bag of coke and at least two Thai strippers and a place to do them before radiation sickness makes their skin peel off.  Then, a really good pulled pork sandwich, some deep dish dutch apple pie ala mode and then enough morphine to put me forever to sleep.  The nice thing with that plan is I will not have to go through coming down off the blow.

 

What I have is weapons, hunting and fishing gear, camping gear, a garage full of tools and a fair bit of dried food and bottled water not purchased with nuclear war in mind.

[The Real timschochet 6,758]

8 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I am going to need a really big bag of coke and at least two Thai Strippers and a place to do them before radiation sickness makes their skin peel off.  Then, a really good pulled pork sandwich, some deep dish dutch apple pie ala mode and then enough morphine to Put me forever to sleep.  The nice thing with that plan is i will not have to go through coming down off the blow.

 

What I have is weapons, hunting and fishing gear, camping gear, a garage full of tools and a fair bit of dried food and bottled water not purchased with nuclear war in mind.

Sounds really good…waitaminnut…Ala mode? Isn’t that with ice cream? How’s that gonna work? 

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

10 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Sounds really good…waitaminnut…Ala mode? Isn’t that with ice cream? How’s that gonna work? 

Cooler with some dry ice to keep the ice cream frozen until I am done with the coke, strippers and pulled pork.  Frankly after the blow I doubt I will be hungry, but I want it ready just in case.  Or maybe I could spread the pie and ice cream on the strippers, the plan is not yet fully developed.

 

I appreciate the question.  It will help me bring my plan into focus.