Cloaca du jour 2,147 Posted September 24, 2023 Why did the Trans Man only eat salad?? It was a her before. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted September 24, 2023 Why can't 2 Chinese people have a white baby? 2 wongs don't make a white. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 24, 2023 i havent talked to my wife in 7 year. i dont want to interrupt her. to the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. my wife said "you really have no sense of direction, do you?" i said "whered that come from?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,469 Posted September 24, 2023 A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink'. Naked lady says. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,469 Posted September 24, 2023 "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my b!tch with my giant sausage. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 24, 2023 i no longer see my wife and kids. i won the lottery and moved to hawaii. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 4,243 Posted September 24, 2023 The Broncos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,277 Posted September 24, 2023 29 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: The Broncos 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,870 Posted September 24, 2023 The Cowboys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,104 Posted September 24, 2023 40 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: The Broncos 2 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: The Cowboys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 25, 2023 52 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: The Cowboys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 25, 2023 my wife worships me! she puts burnt offerings in front of me every night. i hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. its not like i did anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,397 Posted September 27, 2023 what do you call a factory that makes OK products? a satisfactory. what did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hell? well ill be damned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
