Fireballer 2,642 Posted November 9, 2023 Moon landing? She pulls damn near every card in the book. With all of her issues, she’s a true hero just getting up and functioning every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,673 Posted November 9, 2023 She'd get off where I grew up in New Orleans. We called it the ignant defense. Let's say you got caught driving without a license. DA: why were driving without a license I got it right here. DA: that's good, sir, but why were driving without it before. I got it now. DA: I understand. But you were driving without a license on September 1st. But I got it now! *Slaps it down on the table DA: alright man, just get out of here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 2,331 Posted November 9, 2023 39 minutes ago, Fireballer said: Moon landing? She pulls damn near every card in the book. With all of her issues, she’s a true hero just getting up and functioning every day. Cop handled it very well. Kudos. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 9, 2023 Wait til it gets to jail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,433 Posted November 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: Cop handled it very well. Kudos. In would have let her call a cab until she started the white man shitt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 925 Posted November 9, 2023 "don't, you're being a white man" Priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 620 Posted November 10, 2023 Weirdo: "I have very bad social anxiety" Cop: "You and me both" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted November 10, 2023 That's some Liberal shizz right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
