BunnysBastatrds 2,436 Posted November 10, 2023 So I’m in the grocery store this morning making groceries. On the list is a certain flavor of Spam. They didn’t have it. There was a stock girl (38 DD) on the aisle and I asked her if they carry it and I introduced myself. Me: Hi darlin. I’m Bunny. Your name tag says you are Virginia. Hi Virginia. I’m looking for some spam that y’all don’t have. Virginia: That stuff sells faster than the chili. I think we’ll have Saturday. Me: OK. Thanks. It was nice meeting you. Be safe. She smiled but had look on her face saying “who is he?” First thing I thought of… 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,517 Posted November 10, 2023 Wow Virginia my grandmothers name and you don't hear that much anymore. Oh 36 C's and have been enjoying casket living since 1978. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted November 10, 2023 "making groceries" never heard that before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted November 10, 2023 2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: So I’m in the grocery store this morning making groceries Are you a Limey? Just curious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,436 Posted November 10, 2023 47 minutes ago, kutulu said: "making groceries" never heard that before It’s a Nawlins thing the wemen yats speak… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,436 Posted November 10, 2023 14 minutes ago, League Champion said: Are you a Limey? Just curious Why? Do you want some Irish in ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,911 Posted November 10, 2023 Just now, BunnysBastatrds said: Why? Do you want some Irish in ya? No, but I'm pretty sure BOYO does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,436 Posted November 11, 2023 6 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said: Wow Virginia my grandmothers name and you don't hear that much anymore. Oh 36 C's and have been enjoying casket living since 1978. I’m not being disrespectful. It’s been forty five years since? My work friends were crude and had no filter. I was at a bar one night and a guy buys everybody a round. So Johnnny stands up to make a toast to grandma. He says something along the lines of she was an incredible woman who made the best lasagna and raised some beautiful children. And I also hope she forgives me for the stealing of her vicadins for all those years from her bathroom. Salute!!! At that point he was long gone. And he said something I will never forget. “ Her jaw dropped decade ago.” 🥹 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,191 Posted November 11, 2023 18 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I’m not being disrespectful. It’s been forty five years since? My work friends were crude and had no filter. I was at a bar one night and a guy buys everybody a round. So Johnnny stands up to make a toast to grandma. He says something along the lines of she was an incredible woman who made the best lasagna and raised some beautiful children. And I also hope she forgives me for the stealing of her vicadins for all those years from her bathroom. Salute!!! At that point he was long gone. And he said something I will never forget. “ Her jaw dropped decade ago.” 🥹 Why do you hate children? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted November 11, 2023 I think your name should be: "Runny Assturds" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted November 11, 2023 On 11/10/2023 at 12:49 PM, kutulu said: "making groceries" never heard that before They already made them. Then you go get them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,436 Posted November 11, 2023 1 hour ago, weepaws said: Why do you hate children? Bunny, I’m your father…Noooooooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,915 Posted November 11, 2023 My mom eats Spam and Taylor Ham. I actually like them both but have never purchased either because they seem unhealthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,191 Posted November 12, 2023 22 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I’m not being disrespectful. It’s been forty five years since? My work friends were crude and had no filter. I was at a bar one night and a guy buys everybody a round. So Johnnny stands up to make a toast to grandma. He says something along the lines of she was an incredible woman who made the best lasagna and raised some beautiful children. And I also hope she forgives me for the stealing of her vicadins for all those years from her bathroom. Salute!!! At that point he was long gone. And he said something I will never forget. “ Her jaw dropped decade ago.” 🥹 We like sheep have gone astray. Isaiah 53:5-6. Amen. Showing porn is very unhealthy to children, stop. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,191 Posted November 12, 2023 2 hours ago, peenie said: My mom eats Spam and Taylor Ham. I actually like them both but have never purchased either because they seem unhealthy. Unhealthy to buy, but not to eat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,915 Posted November 12, 2023 41 minutes ago, weepaws said: Unhealthy to buy, but not to eat? Lol! I meant as a young person living with my mom, I ate it. I never purchased it for myself as an adult. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,436 Posted November 12, 2023 9 hours ago, weepaws said: We like sheep have gone astray. Isaiah 53:5-6. Amen. Showing porn is very unhealthy to children, stop. Thanks. You have one more strike left now. If you do it, be prepared. Don’t make comments in fun threads that are off subject. You e been warned. This is not football gheys. If you decide to respect, ,not respect this brotherhood, I haven’t gotten laid in weeks as my wifey has the green apple splatters and I’m looking for someone to take it out on. Choose wisely You have to booze the red or blue pill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
