Your Three Things That You Lost That Were Important To You To You

[BunnysBastatrds 2,581]

My grey Velcro wallet I hid whilst being drunk when I was sixteen Thad my drivers, SS card, two rubbers, and sixty three dollars. 
 

 My virginity to the seventh grade slut that was anerixis, when I supposedly going to lose it to a chunker that was stalking me. 
 

 My cool pops. 
 

 

[Engorgeous George 2,332]

My temper

My patience

Memories

[tubby_mcgee 701]

Of course loved ones are top of list. But that's too cliche.  I'll go with "other than loved ones".

 

1.) My flag that I made out of a bed sheet in college. Spray painted it in the dorms.

It Said

Clinton
Perot
Madden
 

This was in 1996.   Hung it up in Minnesota (Metrodome)

During the game, the camera panned over to it, and and Madden goes "Talk about stupid signs".  He and Summerall then laughed.

I had it in a tote somewhere. Put it there for safe keeping.  Haven't seen it for 20 years. 

 

2.)  A teacher took a really strong magnet away from me in like 2nd grade.    Never got it back.  What a bunch of bullsh*t.

That's all I can think of. 

 

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,581]

As of Yesterday

My $20 5 leg parlay thanks to the Titans

My other $20 5 leg parlay again thanks to the Titans

My $20 7 leg parlay thanks to the Washington TD at then end

[Mookz 1,367]

24 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

As of Yesterday

My $20 5 leg parlay thanks to the Titans

My other $20 5 leg parlay again thanks to the Titans

My $20 7 leg parlay thanks to the Washington TD at then end

Could you edit that to show the amounts you would have won on each? 

[BeenHereBefore 1,581]

46 minutes ago, Mookz said:

Could you edit that to show the amounts you would have won on each? 

Not sure cause FD cancels the win amount after you lose and I didn't write them down. 7 leg was for around $600 something and the 5 legs ones $300 something.

[wiffleball 4,797]

I lost my third testicle. I mean, I had it for decades. Then one day - poof!  It's gone!

 

 Kinda wondering if it's like those gross twins where one eats the other in the womb.  

Maybe them nutty guys decided that three's a crowd. 

 

Alternate Theory;

My boss just keep hanging lower and lower. I wonder if that middle ball sort of strung itself out like when the Natural hit the cover off the baseball.  

Or when yarn becomes unspooled🧶

Anywho, it's like losing my best friend. We were both a little nuts and neither of us belonged wherever we were at. 

 

I hope the little feller is okay.

[Thornton Melon 648]

My wisdom teeth

My vas deferens

My sexy navel (I recently had an umbilical hernia repaired, and the surgeon had to reconfigure my belly button. It used to be my best feature, now it just looks like an azzhole)

[BeenHereBefore 1,581]

10 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

My wisdom teeth

My vas deferens

My sexy navel (I recently had an umbilical hernia repaired, and the surgeon had to reconfigure my belly button. It used to be my best feature, now it just looks like an azzhole)

What was your symptoms of that hernia and think I may have one, If you don't mind of course.

[Thornton Melon 648]

@BeenHereBefore

For the umbilical hernia, I had zero symptoms. No pain at all, no lump, nothing. It was shown on a CT scan I had for something else almost 4 years ago. I forgot I even had it. I just happened to look at the old scan, and the reason I was having it fixed now was due to an inguinal hernia on my right side. During my consult, I mentioned the umbilical hernia to the surgeon. He said it was nice for him that I had it, since he could use that hole for the laproscopic instruments, then he would sew it up at the end of the operation.

A friend of mine has a big lump near his navel that he hasn't gotten looked at yet. I said "You've got a friggin umbilical hernia. Get it looked at, you putz".

[BeenHereBefore 1,581]

3 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

@BeenHereBefore

For the umbilical hernia, I had zero symptoms. No pain at all, no lump, nothing. It was shown on a CT scan I had for something else almost 4 years ago. I forgot I even had it. I just happened to look at the old scan, and the reason I was having it fixed now was due to an inguinal hernia on my right side. During my consult, I mentioned the umbilical hernia to the surgeon. He said it was nice for him that I had it, since he could use that hole for the laproscopic instruments, then he would sew it up at the end of the operation.

A friend of mine has a big lump near his navel that he hasn't gotten looked at yet. I said "You've got a friggin umbilical hernia. Get it looked at, you putz".

Thanks!

[Thornton Melon 648]

1 minute ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Thanks!

YW. Good luck with yours. Definitely get it checked

[Mike Honcho 5,412]

1. Father got me a UW sweatshirt a year before he died. Sometime during college it was lost---pretty sure by a roommate who would always wear it despite me telling him not to do that.

2. Crucifix my mother gave me.

3. My patience.